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Posts by AngryOnion

  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I work Monday through Thursday at a local automotive repair shop 4 hours a day I'm out at noon unless more stuff needs to be done.
    The guy I work for is an awesome dude who gets me.
    Friday I work at ADESA auto auctions as a driver, its more of a social thing its fun and I make about 20 bucks an hour to drive some cars and shoot the shit with other old guys.
  2. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood have you ever suckkled upon a girls areola like you were an infant thirsty for a milk? Now imagine doing that to a freshly cleaned but still somewhat wet with sweat bare naked asshole with ust a lil hair

    NO!! Just FUCKING NO!!
  3. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I have been putting pepper on a lot of stuff lately.
    As far as smoking weed I have not had a puff in about 4 months and I feel great,cut back on the booze as well.
    Had a blood test a while back and it was the first time 25 years that I tested normal for everything.
  4. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Click it it's funny.
    Things are fucking great thank you for asking.
    I now work two jobs that I actually enjoy! For the first time in my life I don't hate getting out of bed in the morning.
    sup with you?
  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64331d6a66234
  6. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Farts in your general direction.
  7. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gorillas never wipe. It's natural.

    If you eat enough fiber you don't have to wipe.
    Ask me how I know.
  8. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'm drinking again and trying not to look at the post above me without vomiting.
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  10. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I tried and failed to watch this but the name of the movie cracked me up.
  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Who watched it and what do you think about it?
    I personally loved it except for the woke bullshit but overall I rate it at a 9.0 on scale of 1-10.
    The character Lucy is my favorite she is fucking so cute,the Gaul is pretty cool as well because he is so old.
  12. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Yeah. I got a guy suppose to come this evening and get them.
    I don't know where the guy is though. If he doesn't show imma try tomorrow or buy a cheap bee suit and hopefully get them in a box to take into work.

    What are you going to do with them at work?
    You wont need a bee suit those bees are full of honey and wont do shit to you unless you really fuck with them.
    Cut the branch that they are on and move them in a box if you have to but they most likely will move on tomorrow.
    When the cluster like that they are just waiting to decide where they will move next.
    They like hollow trees and old buildings they never setup in a tree like that.
  13. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Mighest I wont lie.

    I don't pay for food at all.

    Its kind of crazy but its been a side hustle amongst all of the other things I do. It's like $15k+ a year. It includes personal hygiene, household, and other things. I eat all organic and only drink alkaline water like an American asshole.

    I absolutely won't say how. I did try to tell somebody from Zoklet a long time ago, but they shrugged it off.

    I put the savings into financial accounts.

    Are you the fake coupon guy?
  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fona google local bee clubs.
    Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
    They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
    That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
    I know because I keep bee's.
  15. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Drivebuy shit show!!!!!! Fucking A
    Do you remember Drivebuy??
    I do.
    "I'll meet you in front of the library and beat you up LOL"
    That guy was nuts.

    Your doing good Fona!
    I love to see younger people than me progress and continue to do better, Keep it up man.
    👍
  16. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Are you braggin or complainin??
    Just wondering.
  17. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Necro Bump I'm glad I don't do those drugs anymore.
    Holy shit reading some of my old posts and I don't know how I stayed married employed and out of a mental institution.
    +1 for me
  18. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It will die just like all the rest.
  19. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Do you all remember DR LEXUS from Idiocrasy?

    Well my wife got shitcanned from her job a few weeks ago after 25 years at the same company.
    Today she was trying to get some unemployment health care shit done and it went well and so she asked the woman who was helping her her name.
    Her name was Acquaneta like in Acquanet hair spray.

    I don't know if this is funny or sad but it is what it is.
    ps Aquanetta is a real name I looked it up but Acquaneta is hair spray.
    Can you imagine being named after a consumer product?
    How materialistic do you parents have to be?
    I know a guy who told me that he floated a baby name for his girl DANA because he used a DANA transmission in the drag car he built and he liked it allot.
    The kid is now named Danna.
    Fucktards
  20. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Need to make a meam with that vid and this tune.
    I would if I had a clue.
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