Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2019-01-18 at 1:50 AM UTC in 800,000 government workers missed paychecks Friday
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Check this out.
   https://www.activistpost.com/2019/01/volunteers-kicked-out-of-natl-park-for-cleaning-it-during-shutdown-without-a-permit.html?utm_source=Activist%20Post%20Subscribers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=d59e68834c-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_term=0_b0c7fb76bd-d59e68834c-387789393
   Maybe we don't really need most of these people at all.
   If you haven't seen this one in awhile its worth a look again.
   
2. 2019-01-18 at 1:37 AM UTC in 800,000 government workers missed paychecks Friday
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You think this shit is funny now just wait until they cut food stamps and section 8 benefits.
   
   This whole country is getting played and all you people are falling for it.
   They want us to fight each other rather than the government.
3. 2019-01-16 at 11:09 PM UTC in Too much boozing
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Ughhu Not sure that defines alcoholism, 6pack a day for as long as you remember. That’s a little more along those lines. The bummer is the 6 pack stops getting you drunk, it just feels nice. I’ve dialed my intake back lately but occasionally I do enjoy being hungover at work

   
   You wouldn't like it if you were this dude.
   https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aG25w_1547527480
4. 2019-01-16 at 9:41 PM UTC in Got a job as a waiter at a mexican resteraunt
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This thread needs more shit.
   
5. 2019-01-16 at 2:03 AM UTC in Anti-gun types
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Like penis.
6. 2019-01-16 at 1:34 AM UTC in Anti-gun types
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: The USA has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world
   Fact: The USA has the highest murder rate of all developed countries
   Conclusion: Guns enable people to kill each other at a higher rate and should therefore be banned

   
   Fact: you are a stupid shit troll.
   People kill people guns are just the tool,like you.
7. 2019-01-15 at 2:10 AM UTC in Simple timer for IEDs
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You can also use cigarettes as delayed fuse timer,just light a ciggy poke a hole through it and stick the fuse through.
8. 2019-01-15 at 12:19 AM UTC in MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING vape shop owner flips out on a trumpian
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I like this one.
   
   The dude was returning Fallout 76 LOL.
9. 2019-01-13 at 10:33 PM UTC in I'd love to see the Chargers upend the Patriots in Foxboro today...
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya the fucking Government is "Shutdown" but somehow they found the money to fly four F-16's over my house today in honer of a bunch of ball monkeys.
   Fucking thing are loud they flew over 4 times WTF what did that cost?
   Bread and circus Motherfuckers.
10. 2019-01-12 at 6:33 PM UTC in so depressed
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Go outside and take a walk in the woods if you can.
11. 2019-01-11 at 1:57 AM UTC in Niggasin Space
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I have always thought of it as a clear example of a double negative.
12. 2019-01-08 at 3:16 AM UTC in Fight me
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's kind of like the hundreds of food dishes I've put my burned pube ashes into and nobody ever knows. What momma don't know..

    
    Well that's fucked up.
13. 2019-01-05 at 8:46 PM UTC in Harrison Ford in "A new hope"
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Didn't Harrison get his job through a bar mitzvah?

    
    I think he was working construction at the film site when Lucas spotted him and asked him if he wanted to try acting.
14. 2019-01-05 at 1:52 AM UTC in What is your job, and how much do you make roughly?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I bang metal together in fire for cans of Pepsi and Cheez-its

    
    Forge me a weapon motherfucker.
15. 2019-01-04 at 11:42 PM UTC in What is your job, and how much do you make roughly?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I fix cars for cash.
    How much I make depends on how much people are willing to pay.
16. 2019-01-03 at 1:55 AM UTC in I woke up today sweating and shaking and had a realization (also, I'll be leaving NiS for a while)
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I tried to quit last year around this time,went to the DR told him I wanted antabuse.
    He said no because he didn't think my liver could take it so he prescribed acamproste calc.
    I tapered down to like 4 drinks on the weekend and then shit hit the fan with wife my and I started drinking again HARD,but I still was taking the script.
    My mind was such a mess, do not take this shit if you are drinking.I called the DR told him what was going on and the only thing he said was to see a shrink and he doubled my dose.
    I was like fuck this, I stopped taking this so called medicine and resumed my nightly vodka and fruit punch.
    But the best thing I did was exercise every day and changed my diet to include 2 eggs every day.
    Last blood test showed almost normal in every category and my blood pressure is in my DR's own words "could not be better".
    Before that he wanted to put me on high blood pressure meds.
    Diet and exercise are the best friends you will ever have,it really sucks at first but you adjust.
    My best wishes for you Gadzooks and I hope you get through it without to much damage.
17. 2019-01-03 at 1:32 AM UTC in Anyone ever
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You ever take your phone out of it's case just so you can touch it naked?
18. 2019-01-03 at 1:22 AM UTC in I woke up today sweating and shaking and had a realization (also, I'll be leaving NiS for a while)
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just wait for the full blown psychosis to kick in.
    
19. 2019-01-02 at 1:50 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Super Special New Year Thread 2019.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My ears are Ringing HARD!!
20. 2019-01-02 at 1:05 AM UTC in As a heavy drinker I have learned never to trust a fart.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I see Lanny is playing word games again.