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Posts by AngryOnion

  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Your dad is a good man

    He's also a pedo asshole fucking prick and I will be happy when he is dead.
  2. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Who the fuck gives any shits about what zoomers listen to or do
    They are the worst generation even moreso than boomers.
    Zoomers should be called the mkultra generation.

    Yep we had ZOOM.

    My dad wouldn't let me watch it because it was made by jedis and communists.
  3. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    .delete.
  4. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Also infected mushroom is progressive trance and jedi avoid at all costs

    Should I stick to Shpongle instead?
    Would that make you feel better?
  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force You're 51 and that's how you know that.

    EDM isn't hot with the kids any more.

    LOL like edm was even a thing in 1980.
    Whats "HOT" with "THE kids"Fucking LOL.
    You crackin me up boy.
  6. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK
  7. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    EDM =electronic dance music.
    I'm 51 and even I know that.
  8. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'll bring the donuts.
  9. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I actually smoked a joint on top of Chichén Itzá before they stopped people from going up and falling down from that place.
    It felt fucking weird up there.
  10. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine You have such awful taste

    You might as well post shit like this.
  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I get followed around by security at grocery stores.

    So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, and I see some faggot security guard standing outside. I have an empty coffee cup, so I walk a bit away from the entrance to the trash can to throw it away. Then I go to walk into the store. As I pass the guard, I noticed that hes armed with a glock brand bl0ck (pleb). I didn't know fred meyer has armed guards now but whatever the fuck, I need liquor for my niggas back in our truck parking lot. I go straight to the liquor section and start looking for the specific type that we wanted. It was a large selection so Im looking for a while. Then in my peripheral vision that can see around corners, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.

    One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me. I am the only customer in the store. I get my shit and check out, and as the guard sees me pay, he gets out of the between me and the exit. Fucking tryhard wasn't even armed.

    And so I ask, what the fuck, exactly, is suspicious looking at a grocery store? I can't imagine that I look like a vagrant. Both those times I was dressed in 5.11 pants, COCKodile or snake shoes, adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?

    I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.

    It's the track top.
    Every time I see somebody wearing track clothes in public it makes me think they are wearing pajamas.
  12. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I don't think Trump going to let them in.
    I also heard today that he want's to eliminate the anchor baby bullshit,I've always had a problem with that shit.
  13. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Get a ssd for your os and a few games and use the other one for your other stuff.
  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    To be one ask one.
    Basically they just are a charity,they have secret handshakes and shit.
    I got as far as the third degree in 2001 and just stopped going to lodge.
    Nothing but old jedi guy's bitchen at each other about nothing.
  15. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Your AV is creepy dude.
  16. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Inb4 he's found dead hanging from a door knob

    Or suicide by multiple stab wounds in the back.
  17. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just say fuck it and take the pipe.
    "Take the pipe" that's what my Granddad said he shudda done.
    Just leave the car running in the garage,it would have spared him SO much bullshit.
    I wish he did to because he was a fucking asshole.
  18. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I love this shit it's like 10 years or so you find this wonderful entertainment.
  19. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Looking at weird Yt links today and came across this guy's channel.
    Обзор таинственных свойств металла гравилёта.
    I don't know Russian but it looks like he figured out anti-gravity.
  20. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    eat some benzo's and sleep.
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