AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Lol. I haven't smoked that shit in 13+ years. I remember smoking some as I was leaving my driveway to go to my buddy's house and I fell out of my doorless Jeep Wrangler before I got even a couple hundred feet from home. Thankfully I had my seatbelt on or I would have ran myself over but still, dangling halfway upsidedown out of a moving car while tripping balls probably wasn't much better. I managed to get to his house somehow.
Is it still legal in your state?
Fuck YA!! It makes you feel like you actually have a purpose in life because if you didn't you would dead already. I did so much stupid shit I can't believe I'm still alive. Luck guardian angel call it what you will I should be dead many times over.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
LOL I didn't know gas station acid was still a thing. The last time I did salvia 30+ years ago I was at work and somebody locked the keys in a car. The car had a keyless entry pad on the door I looked at the pad and saw that only five numbers were worn you could see it. So I just hit them in order and the lock popped everyone thought I was a fucking wizard or some shit lol.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I have system down pat every morning I wash down with about 6 grams of psyllium husk first thing- empty stomach important. Then I after about an hour or so I start drinking coffee then the fun starts. The first poop of the day is a big one at least a foot long AHHH. The best part about having allot of fiber in your system is the fact that you don't have to wipe as much. Then I shit at least 3 more times throughout the day. Shitting is good for you it removes toxic crap from your system and can lower colesteral
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya I burn wood to I have my guy dump the wood in the way back yard in the spring and let it dry out. Now I load it up in my truck and stack it next to my house on pallets its good to get air flow around the wood so it can dry out better. Fuck I'm stoned. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by Chios Honey
that is big argument by many who say every antifa type who commit crime get let out for worse crimes. they are making example of him. this is the best legal system in the world is what your corrupt government is telling you. maybe they deport me for saying this?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
There's a giant military sting operation that's been in effect since the United States 2018 mid-term elections. It's all drawing to a close, and ALL the bad guys are fucked royally. It's all been carefully documented. There's nothing they can do to escape what's coming.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Big sign on it said FREEE!!!! So I toss it in the back of my truck and took it home. Full of CLEAN oil and a full tank of gas and it started on the second pull way cool. Then the smoke starts man the thing was smoking like crazy oil was dripping out the muffler. Ha, I know what's wrong I pull the air enhancement cover off and see that some dumb ass crushed the enhancement and the enhancement was totally clogged with oil. So I cleaned everything and put a new enhancement in and the thing runs perfect. 14 dollars for a enhancement and some time and now I have a nice self propelled mower that I needed. My old mower works fine but it's not self propelled and my back yard is a on a hill so it's a real bitch especially since I'm an old fuck now. Best free thing I have gotten in awhile.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I once stayed up all night doing blow then at about 7am ate some shrooms,smoked a bowl drank more vodka and then had the loudest squealing noise in my head that would not go away.
