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2019-10-13 at 12:43 AM UTC in Whatever the news says is gospel.The more screens in the background = the bigger the dick the news station has.
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2019-10-13 at 12:36 AM UTC in Just coming down off LSD
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2019-10-12 at 6:15 AM UTC in I have slept 40 of the last 48 hours...let it ride
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2019-10-12 at 6:04 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-10-12 at 1:13 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕bundy pharmacuital
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2019-10-11 at 6:23 PM UTC in I want to kill myself
Originally posted by GAAAAALM Hikki, I want you to kill yourself too.
The easiest and most painless way would be to combine depressants.
You can buy unwashed poppy seeds online which contain morphine, codeine, and about 50 other alkaloids with many of them contributing to respiratory depression. Make a tea out of this by adding acidified water (I used to use lime juice, some people use vinegar or citric acid) and agitating the fuck out of the seeds. Strain (or eat the seeds I don't give a fuck phytobezoars are cool) and consume the liquid. You can also let it evaporate to concentrate it.
Alcohol is readily available and you're going to want a lot of it. I'd tell you to get a nice bottle of whiskey but you can't afford that shit and aren't worth the comfort, so just get a handle of cheap vodka for like 12 dollars or whatever is cheapest.
Take gratuitous amounts of ibuprofen and bundy to exhaust your CYP450 enzymes and potentiate the other drugs. Eat all the tumeric and black pepper you can find.
Open your mother's medicine cabinet and consume whatever looks good.
Go hide somewhere where nobody will find you
and die
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2019-10-10 at 8:01 PM UTC in For every great day you experience, ya experience 3 shitty ones...Yin yang?
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2019-10-10 at 12:29 AM UTC in Old people who can't technology.They think its hard to learn the shit (but it isn't)
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2019-10-09 at 9:37 PM UTC in I wish my job could just be watching security camerasAnd if you actually see a tressapasser...you still dont have to do anything, just call the police/push the alarm.
That's what I'd actually be good at too. Too bad. -
2019-10-07 at 12 AM UTC in I think I need a hard reset from alcohol & trucks.I'm thinking at least 6 months to a year of not doing anything but being sober 😱. The main thing that makes me reluctant is what if there are no more sources around by then, but part of the point is not to worry about that shit right now (worry about it later). Plus the adventure will be part of what'll be restored in a way. I'm hoping for some tolerance loss, restored fun and having more will power to take it or leave it, and go long breaks with nothing. And if I change my mind later wanna keep staying sober great.
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2019-10-06 at 1:33 AM UTC in I was just wondering if the real shit has hit the fan yet?look it up.
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2019-10-05 at 10:08 AM UTC in Wuddup muh nigga, my bird, my nerd, my turd.I thought abandoned house was back.
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2019-10-02 at 9:37 PM UTC in "reaper bootup complete; safety protocols disengaged"That sounds really cool.
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2019-10-02 at 2:24 AM UTC in I feel like a castaway, aimlessly drifting out in the ocean on a raft......and then a cruise ship rolls by, HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!! I'm rescued, and i'll get to party!!! , but then... it just keeps going and nobody comes to save me. And its like fuckin god damn come on god PLEASE!. If just one of the 4,000 people noticed me out here i'd be saved this such a tragedy
Thats kind of a metaphor for my life... -
2019-10-01 at 4:35 PM UTC in If you were gonna commit suicide in a remote place... (?)...would you mail the police/government the location to find your body or go "missing" a few weeks or months until somebody finds you rotten someday?
I think my answer depends on how much I like my driver's license picture. -
2019-10-01 at 4:24 PM UTC in Mr Udall.Jack Nicholson's dooshyest character.
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2019-10-01 at 12:54 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Illegal!
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2019-10-01 at 12:47 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Mild hangover later > mild etiz withdrawal right now.
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2019-09-26 at 2:33 PM UTC in Why does marijuana have the lowest detection level in drug tests?Every other drug is like 2 or 3 hundred ng/ml but thc is just twenty ng/ml. Is it because there is just lower amounts of it present than other drugs or do they just wanna catch people for marijuana harder? If it weren't so low I might have the balls to smoke once in a while on probation but it seems to hard & risky to try diluting.
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2019-09-22 at 7:33 AM UTC in BRILL CROZBY GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS RIGHT FUCKEN NOWIts been done.
