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2019-11-07 at 2:14 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕💩
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2019-11-07 at 2:11 AM UTC in I should call one of the chicks at work "young lady" sometime.It would be funny because i'm older enough from them that I actually could call them a young lady being serious but they don't know that so they'll think it sounded like a weird thing to say.
"Thanks young lady"
"You're a polite / kind / considerate / thoughtful young lady" -
2019-11-06 at 11:40 PM UTC in There is no such thing as an atheist in a sinking ship...
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2019-11-06 at 11:36 PM UTC in There is no such thing as an atheist in a sinking ship...^ I can't picture anybody doing that without a bottle of tequila / rum.
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2019-11-06 at 4:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕My piss tests don't get sent to the lab (dilute checked) should I smoke some weed just 1 time? I can piss right before I leave or on the way so I don't have to wait there having to take a huge piss.
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2019-11-06 at 12:22 AM UTC in Transgender child gets a surgical implanted hormone blocker inserted in the armYou should have to 18 to declare yourself transdender...
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2019-11-06 at 12:19 AM UTC in First he nuked us, then he flooded us, then HE forgave US....seriously? 🙄
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2019-11-06 at 12:18 AM UTC in There is no such thing as an atheist in a sinking ship......that God himself torpedoed right before everyones eyes and made all the lifeboats disappear.
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2019-11-06 at 12:15 AM UTC in Would you suck my balls, if I saw you in heaven?
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2019-11-05 at 5:56 PM UTC in I need to stop wasting money on groceries.Bonus: I don't have to go the store
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2019-11-03 at 10:08 AM UTC in There is no synonym for "meat".
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2019-11-03 at 10:05 AM UTC in I'm spiritually JapaneseTrans country ?
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2019-11-03 at 5:49 AM UTC in There is no synonym for "meat".🤯
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2019-11-03 at 3:36 AM UTC in JIE's approved NIS usersmaybe i will
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2019-11-03 at 1:53 AM UTC in Got that weird fungal STD againYou should cover the whole area around your dick with saran wrap, and wear a rubber with your boxers on 👍
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2019-11-03 at 1:42 AM UTC in Some people stay far away from the door, if theres a chance if it opening up...I belive you, just wanted to aggregate you 🖕🏿
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2019-11-03 at 1:39 AM UTC in Some people stay far away from the door, if theres a chance if it opening up...you probably looked it up 🖕
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2019-11-03 at 1:37 AM UTC in lanny is a good kid at heartunenhancemented
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2019-11-03 at 1:35 AM UTC in Some people stay far away from the door, if theres a chance if it opening up......they hear a voice in the hall outside and hope that it just passes by...
Without googling; is this Elton John, Billy Joel, or Phil Collins? -
2019-11-02 at 9:03 PM UTC in I hate smartphones so muchThen don't get one
