I wish my job could just be watching security cameras

1. 2019-10-09 at 9:37 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   And if you actually see a tressapasser...you still dont have to do anything, just call the police/push the alarm.
   That's what I'd actually be good at too. Too bad.