I feel like a castaway, aimlessly drifting out in the ocean on a raft...

1. 2019-10-02 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...and then a cruise ship rolls by, HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!! I'm rescued, and i'll get to party!!! , but then... it just keeps going and nobody comes to save me. And its like fuckin god damn come on god PLEASE!. If just one of the 4,000 people noticed me out here i'd be saved this such a tragedy
   
   Thats kind of a metaphor for my life...
2. 2019-10-02 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   learn to swim
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3. 2019-10-02 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   OP I bet that u have more estrogen than the average male
4. 2019-10-02 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Needle, do you need to go to church? 😁