Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-10-22 at 8:06 PM UTC in Here is a picture of me dressed as tinky winky for you to enjoy
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   "tinky winky" lol.
2. 2019-10-22 at 5:07 PM UTC in At what moment in time did vaginas and penises evolve?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   When God became a pervert.
3. 2019-10-22 at 4:50 PM UTC in I wrote my paper about hydromorphones life and I got a D
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   What was it supposed to be about?
4. 2019-10-22 at 4:47 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Vending machine error in my favor; 2 snack items that should be $2.50 each, credit card charged once for 1.50
5. 2019-10-22 at 4:35 PM UTC in Any of you fuys ever learn moves from pornos?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I thought that was just 69.
6. 2019-10-22 at 3:50 PM UTC in If you did something like the Oklahoma City bombing, except you told them to evacuate the building first...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Would it just be a really big act of vandalism?
7. 2019-10-22 at 3:03 PM UTC in You need to be in jail
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   4 months
8. 2019-10-21 at 8:38 PM UTC in You need to be in jail
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   The judge didn't think so.
9. 2019-10-21 at 8:07 PM UTC in 𓀊
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Wingdings?
10. 2019-10-21 at 4:59 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ what have you done with POC.
11. 2019-10-21 at 4:57 PM UTC in The idea or lying to girls or women to get in their pants
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Criminal offense in Israel (deceit rape).
12. 2019-10-20 at 6:44 AM UTC in DO YOU EVEN EVER CONSIDER YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    *steps on carbon paper*
13. 2019-10-20 at 2:26 AM UTC in If you were tied to a bunch of balloons that almost equaled out your weight, and a leaf blower...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...Could you fly around?
14. 2019-10-19 at 2:45 AM UTC in Drinking oneself to death like in Leaving Las Vegas
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a total ass fuck!

    
    ASSFUCK ASSFUCK ASSFUCK
15. 2019-10-19 at 2:45 AM UTC in Drinking oneself to death like in Leaving Las Vegas
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    People who get that addicted to alcohol, do they start withdrawing even while they still have over 0.00 BAC but it gets low enough or do they have to reach 0 first?
16. 2019-10-19 at 12:52 AM UTC in I just exchanged an extended glance with the most beautiful girl in the world at the park
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You come across as drunk.

    
    
17. 2019-10-18 at 8:47 PM UTC in I've just been in 3 car rear end accident and the guilty driver fled 🤦
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ This
18. 2019-10-18 at 7:46 PM UTC in I should just throw all my dirty sheets and clothes in the bathtub, and go take a bath.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    3 birds, one stone.
19. 2019-10-18 at 7:35 PM UTC in What would your funeral song be?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
20. 2019-10-18 at 7:16 PM UTC in made a fuckin video took pics
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Thanked because I saw a bottle of stoli