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1. 2019-11-14 at 12:33 AM UTC in 🚗🚙🚔 👀
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
2. 2019-11-13 at 11:59 PM UTC in ITT: We only post :yao:
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   
   
   
3. 2019-11-13 at 5:19 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Probably sat in the sun
4. 2019-11-13 at 5:08 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Rrr
   
   I want to eat her eyes shoot her animals and kill her

   
   For being an innocent diarea attack victim?
5. 2019-11-13 at 12:42 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
6. 2019-11-12 at 5:50 PM UTC in Fuck's sake
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I remember your thread/post about getting fired from solar panel salesman for verbally slaughtering a guy with a colonoscopy bag in the presence of his wife
7. 2019-11-12 at 5:40 PM UTC in do u change ur own catheter ?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Id rather just piss myself
8. 2019-11-12 at 5:22 PM UTC in You can give one item to everyone in the world. What is it?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   IDK... A 200ug hit of acid I guess
   
   Or an loaded uzi
9. 2019-11-12 at 5:20 PM UTC in What is your gender or sex
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   A FUCKIN WHITE - MALE!
10. 2019-11-12 at 12:58 AM UTC in A truck with a snowplow on the front would be good for plowing through zombie swarms
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    And for pushing downed trees and objects out of the way in the post apocalyptic roads.
11. 2019-11-11 at 11:31 PM UTC in I should get stoned and watch Star wars sometime.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Just the first three. That and the Flintstones.
12. 2019-11-11 at 5:49 PM UTC in Thinking of a new business idea
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Start a huge multinational entertainment company.
    
    
13. 2019-11-11 at 5:48 PM UTC in Think about it
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    It strange how theres equal evidence for & against intelligent design...
14. 2019-11-10 at 11:26 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'm at shitaass work and I just wanna go home and do some some of my nitrous
15. 2019-11-08 at 10:25 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by 6011UM This reminds me about how hydro had the platinum loyalty discount for T-PAIN and they gave gave her a personal code for something like 20% as well as free next day shipping. Then she'd go to the post office when they opened because sometimes it hadn't been put out for delivery yet.

    
    I thought about going to the desk and being like "check the back " but I know they'd just play dumb / give an excuse they can't get it.
16. 2019-11-08 at 10:09 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    It said guaranteed by today
17. 2019-11-08 at 6:22 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Actually it left there at 5am, so its even more bullshit
18. 2019-11-08 at 6:01 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I can't have my fuckin nitrous cause the shit ass postal service is un-precendentedly slow at delivering the shit when it always has before by now, it still says its at the city distribution center not even the post office yet.
19. 2019-11-08 at 1:34 AM UTC in banging your head on a table as hard as you can is the new drug
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I can't reach my dick to my head, how do I bang it?
20. 2019-11-07 at 1:02 PM UTC in I'm getting paid for this post
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    We've all posted @ work b4.