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1. 2019-02-14 at 6:57 PM UTC in 🔪 surgery 🔪
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I would get a blepharoplasty from a good doctor.
2. 2019-02-14 at 5:17 PM UTC in Dropping a galaxy s7 in a body of water like its nothing
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   🤚🚽
   
   
   
3. 2019-02-14 at 4 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Just repent.
4. 2019-02-14 at 3:55 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   How about pounding your dick with a meat tenderizer?
5. 2019-02-13 at 4:25 AM UTC in What would you do with a resin ball
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Why would you gather it to begin with then?
6. 2019-02-12 at 9:13 PM UTC in doing drugs / drinking at work
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by gadzooks It 100% depends on the job.
   
   If you have a social / customer-service oriented position, benzos might actually enhance productivity rather than hinder it. And maybe even stimulants to some degree as well (they tend to bring out that talkativeness in people - it just needs to be monitored closely because you don't want to be complaining to customers about the guy on the cereal box reading your thoughts and calling the cops on you because you are somehow involved in a huge government plot and have a tracking device planted somewhere in your body, etc, etc).
   
   Other jobs, an employee might benefit from any number of different drugs.

   
   Maybe a low / mikd dose of opiate or an adderall...thats it tho. And I'd have to be 100% sure it wouldn't be too much, that would be so embarassing to one day be obviously intoxicated at work like slurring your words and stuff. If that happened and I miraculously didn't get fired I wouldn't go back.
7. 2019-02-12 at 8:05 PM UTC in doing drugs / drinking at work
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Only a light / mild benzo dose, anything else would suck at work imo.
8. 2019-02-11 at 9:14 PM UTC in Its 2-11 today.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Steel reserve is also called 211 because it has the number 211 on the can. So therefore drink a can of 211 today if you "can".
9. 2019-02-11 at 9:08 PM UTC in Its 2-11 today.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   So drink a Steel Reserve if you can. 🍺
   
   
10. 2019-02-11 at 5:59 PM UTC in Lunch sucked at work today.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    So I didn't eat that much.
11. 2019-02-10 at 2:25 AM UTC in What, exactly, causes power outages?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    🖕🙄
    
    1. Storms: Wind, heat, ice and snow are the most common causes of widespread power outages.
    
    2. Trees: During high winds, or trimming by an untrained professional, limbs can come into contact with power lines and cause interruptions. You can always request a tree trimming service on SCE’s website.
    
    3. Vehicles: A vehicle collision with a utility pole can cause a power outage.
    
    4. Earthquakes: Quakes of all sizes can damage electrical facilities and power lines.
    
    5. Animals: Although we place barriers between wildlife and electricity equipment, squirrels, snakes and other small animals may still cause a short circuit.
    
    6. Lightning: When lightning strikes electrical equipment, transmission towers, wires and poles, outages can occur.
    
    7. Excavation digging: Sometimes, underground cables are disturbed by digging. It’s important to call 811 before any gardening or digging project.
    
    8. High Power Demand: During heat waves and other times of unusually high power demand, overburdened electric cables, transformers, and other electrical equipment can melt and fail.
12. 2019-02-10 at 2:11 AM UTC in What, exactly, causes power outages?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    fuckinggoogleit.com
13. 2019-02-10 at 1:56 AM UTC in Getting punched by someone who's gotten a DUI = ...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...being hit by a drunk driver.
14. 2019-02-10 at 12:33 AM UTC in 🍼😗
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    *orders breast milk with an erection*
15. 2019-02-09 at 6 AM UTC in medatashon
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    is hard
16. 2019-02-09 at 4:37 AM UTC in social media has a positive correlation with self mutilation amoungst chickens...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Do you fart whenever and whereever you want?
17. 2019-02-09 at 3:57 AM UTC in You are being watched
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    👁👁
18. 2019-02-09 at 3:55 AM UTC in Random image thread
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    select random number from random.org (i did between 0 and 9999), google image search for that number with a ".jpg" = random images.
    
    https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&channel=ipad_bm&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=dU5eXKC0NsG-tQWwr4K4Cw&q=%221334.jpg%22&oq=%221334.jpg%22&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3...27131.41694..43171...14.0..0.191.2438.16j7......0....1.......5..35i39j0j0i30j0i8i30j0i5i30.eavIBUg2H6k
19. 2019-02-09 at 12:53 AM UTC in Which type of eye candy do you prefer:
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    A girl (or guy) who is only cute but not hot or pretty, or a girl/guy who is only hot but not cute or pretty?
20. 2019-02-08 at 11:14 PM UTC in holy ass its 34 degrees here right now
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
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