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2019-11-28 at 5:22 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Solstice The resulting drama. The problems afterwards. Being kicked out with nothing. Not worth it. Time to end is now. 4402892770
I know you've endured harder shit than this bro, you'll be fine it cant be that bad 👌. Or say you got work...totally believable line of bullshit. -
2019-11-28 at 5:13 PM UTC in We have a meaty obligation not to eat morals.that wasn't that funny 👎
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2019-11-25 at 6:07 PM UTC in Beating off in your own house in front of the open window: indecent exposure loophole?If it's still indent exposure, what if you played a video of yourself beating off on a big screen TV in front of your window?
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2019-11-25 at 5:31 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-24 at 3:51 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-22 at 4:20 PM UTC in I would rather go out with a whimper, not a bang.I'm a real one
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2019-11-22 at 2:44 AM UTC in I might put myself to sleep soon.just because
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2019-11-22 at 2:41 AM UTC in I might put myself to sleep soon.This is the most serious and most far i've been mentally to go ahead and ending it, I know of an easy painless method and its too tempting that it could all be over. If the circumstances play out right, I feel there is a good chance I might be gone in a week - 10 days. I'll buy a bunch of tickets the day before to give any good higher beings / force a chance to save me.
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2019-11-21 at 2:44 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-20 at 2:13 AM UTC in Are you gonna watch the action packed part of the movie pear harbor on Dec 7?*pearl
It'll probably be on t.v. I'll post the video on here too for a reminder. -
2019-11-19 at 10:32 PM UTC in *smashes my laptop with hammer*look what you just made me do
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2019-11-18 at 8:31 PM UTC in I think when I kill myself, I'll have my voicemail recording be something like..."help you've reached the voicemail of needledick, I'm not able to answer your call your call right now because I'm dead; I fuckin put myself to sleep with nitrogen/carbon monoxide/fentanyl/whatever. No need to leave a message"
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "car"! -
2019-11-18 at 5:31 PM UTC in List of ethnicities I cannot standThat's nashnality 🤓
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2019-11-18 at 5:22 PM UTC in I tried to sign up for informed delivery but their site won't accept my phone # to verifyThanks but I don't need it, I didn't get called today so now I'm certain I'll pass cause I have before on the second day from one thc use. I'm just gonna have a tummy ache from drinking too much water
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2019-11-18 at 5:14 PM UTC in I tried to sign up for informed delivery but their site won't accept my phone # to verifyIts a normal fuckin phone number everything else it works for, and you can only sign up for it online not in person. How much fuckin dick does usps gotta fuckin suck?
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2019-11-18 at 1:17 AM UTC in Can you beat a drug test for thc within 24 hours of smoking?I didn't clarify, I meant beat it by cheating by drinking gallon of water and taking a b-complex, if they don't dilute check.
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2019-11-18 at 12:38 AM UTC in Can you beat a drug test for thc within 24 hours of smoking?If it's not dilute checked, and only a couple uses In total? I pulled it off once the second day after by drinking a gallon of water 2 - 3 hours before the test and pissing twice first, so would just about day less + one use more still be ok?
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2019-11-15 at 4:43 PM UTC in I think I'm gonna be one of those guys who gets an online bride from the PhilippinesIt just really feels like that's what's in the cards...I can imagine easily and clearly, even all the way to the end when she leaves me for a philippino guy within the country with a bigger dick & better hair than me, and the years later when I'm alone sitting In a chair drinking reflecting on the time we had together.
...but really I know that's a pipe dream
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2019-11-15 at 3:02 AM UTC in Does the alcohol a person drinks say anything about their personality?I like screwdrivers.
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2019-11-14 at 6:25 PM UTC in Headline "Governor Whitmer announces plans to fight opioid epidemic"Other headline: "Michigan opens door to recreational pot sales in December"
