Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-11-02 at 9:01 PM UTC in I wish I had the money to erect an underground bunker to live in.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I would just never leave it, that would be so cool... Have everything a big house has but it's an underground fortified bunker where your safe.
2. 2019-11-02 at 10:04 AM UTC in music while high
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   There was a times like 12ish that weed was the shit, I sat onnthe couch and listened the radio and my imagination made up this little misicn video effects with the songs, now weed doesn't do that, or pretty much anything good, except for a few isolated times it made one particular song sound really good (but no enhanced imagination.
   
   Try listening to music on nitrous sometime, it's pretty kick ass.
3. 2019-11-02 at 4:13 AM UTC in smartphones and the web are an epidemic and national health emgerncy
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
4. 2019-11-02 at 4:03 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Won $10 on my mega-millions ticket
5. 2019-11-01 at 5:37 PM UTC in the girl at the store i get nitrous from now recognizes me
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Order it online, it cheaper 👍🎈. And don't worry what they think...they know what it is 🧐🤡
6. 2019-11-01 at 4:08 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?
   
   I hate them

   
   i can do that easily in 15min after being awake for 18 hours and swallowing a benadryl & melatonin.
7. 2019-11-01 at 4:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Solstice Im gonna commit myself

   
   Drink a half pint screwdriver & reconsider
8. 2019-10-31 at 7:27 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Trick or treat, smell my feet 👃🦶🦶, gimme something good to eat 🍫🍬🍭💩
   
   💀👻
9. 2019-10-31 at 1:26 PM UTC in "I don't fool around" - Tony Montana
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Stop calling me baby I'm not your baby.
10. 2019-10-30 at 10:58 PM UTC in I forgot to put oil in the lo-mein noodles i made at work today.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I just realized now long after I'm home.
11. 2019-10-27 at 3:19 AM UTC in Imagine if somebody committed suicide on Christmas or Christmas eve, and their note was...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    "merry Christmas "
    
    With the troll face included.
    
    How would interpret that if somebody you knew did that? Like were they trying be funny, or evil?
12. 2019-10-27 at 12:15 AM UTC in Shows that were advertised that they would be good but didn't take off.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    - Cavemen (from the geico commercials)
    - Dirty Sexy Money
    - Carpoolers
13. 2019-10-25 at 6:12 AM UTC in I need to get a high quality toupee.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ Something that looks similar to this, maybe a just a little bit shorter.
    
    

    Show spoiler
14. 2019-10-25 at 2:33 AM UTC in I need to get a high quality toupee.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    An expensive high quality one that looks real and the hairstyle looks cool. My hair sucks (even without/ before it began thinning) and if I had one of those I could put it on like a hat and instant cool hair.
15. 2019-10-25 at 2:24 AM UTC in Build in decoys for bots
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    This guy's using his 🧠.
16. 2019-10-24 at 9:48 PM UTC in What has the eyes of a reptile, the back feet of a rabbit, the nose of a possum?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Show spoiler
17. 2019-10-24 at 9:37 PM UTC in Selena gomez is an ugly toad resembling bean-turd
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I love you like a love song baby
18. 2019-10-23 at 4:26 PM UTC in Motivational and inspirational thread
    

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19. 2019-10-23 at 1:34 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    
    
    mixed with
    
    
    
    with butter addeed.
20. 2019-10-22 at 8:11 PM UTC in Stuff you refuse to do no matter what
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    -Take anti psycotics
    
    -Commit indecent exposure no matter how funny it would be.
    
    -Go to NYC, san Francisco, LA, ect.
    
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