Posts by Mahmoud

1. 2019-02-27 at 2:53 AM UTC in OhFrawLaw has the NIS app with push notifications.
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   Gadzooks wants so desperately for someone to acknowledge him.
2. 2019-02-27 at 2:49 AM UTC in Guess each others real names
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   I always imagined mmQ's name to be Gustave, specifically with an e at the end.
3. 2019-02-26 at 10:14 PM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by mmQ Can someone explain the whole Indian packed train hanging on the sides of it thing? Is that really how all the trains are there?

   
   Basically because of underserved routes. Nobody wants to wait another 4 hours for the next train so people just try to get on the one that's there. As I recall, it's illegal to ride like that. So it shouldn't be happening where it can be enforced.
4. 2019-02-26 at 8:25 PM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you fail geography ?

   
   Inb4 Benny realizes that Punjab spans both Pakistan and India, and was divided upon partition.
5. 2019-02-26 at 11:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   lul

   
   Lol, jedis.
6. 2019-02-26 at 3:44 AM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   Ann Cunt
7. 2019-02-26 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by GGG What kind of sauce bitch

   
   Depends. I just made some chicken with buffalo sauce.
8. 2019-02-26 at 3:24 AM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Punjabi?

   
   No.
9. 2019-02-25 at 11:22 PM UTC in AMOLED theme
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny amoleds are lcd too.
   
   only an illiterate paki would fall for the marketing jargon.

   
   Incorrect.
10. 2019-02-25 at 10:49 PM UTC in AMOLED theme
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny white text on black is extremely gay.
    
    theres a reason negros dont tattoo themselves with white inks.

    
    Found the poornigger with an LCD phone.
11. 2019-02-25 at 2:47 PM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL He's an American Paki, unlike Dfg, who is a homegrown Paki.

    
    I'm also a homegrown Paki. I'm just also living in America.
12. 2019-02-25 at 2:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    I don't like them to be drowned in sauce, I just brush the sauce on and get a lot in the slits.
13. 2019-02-25 at 3:20 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I killed a random faggot in a park one night when I was 17. It's not like the united states where it would be a big deal, where I live everyone hates faggots and wants to kill them so the investigation went nowhere.
    
    I want to lure a bunch of gay people to a house for an orgy, board up the doors and burn them all alive.

    
    Lotta self loathing, huh?
14. 2019-02-25 at 3:09 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks Your mom must be the world's biggest masochist then.

    
    No, that would be whatever pair of parents that stirred up your genes.
15. 2019-02-25 at 2:40 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks There's being gay, and there's being a faggot.
    
    §m£ÂgØL is gay (or bi, I dunno).
    
    You, however, come off as a faggot.

    
    Gay or straight, anyone fucking you would have to be a masochist.
16. 2019-02-25 at 2:36 AM UTC in AMOLED theme
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Bopum
17. 2019-02-25 at 2:21 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    I want to stroke §m£ÂgØL's hair
18. 2019-02-25 at 2:21 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks You can miss me with that gay shit.

    
    No one was talking to you, ugly.
19. 2019-02-24 at 11:46 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    §m£ÂgØL and I are retiring to Pakistan to smoke weed with the pashtuns. He is Mexican enough to pass as a Paki, and his language skills will allow him to pick up Urdu/Hindi.
20. 2019-02-24 at 11:09 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by GGG 9 months before you were born

    
    Does your vagina still hurt? Keepo