Posts by Mahmoud

1. 2019-02-07 at 11:37 AM UTC in Anyone worried about the stealth gays?
   

   Mahmoud Houston
2. 2019-02-07 at 11:36 AM UTC in Anyone worried about the stealth gays?
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how about vigo mortenssen or however its spelled,

   
   Vijjo Morganstein
3. 2019-02-07 at 11:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by CountBlah Fuck I've been depressed lately.

   
   

   Originally posted by CountBlah Went to my Dad's grave monday, been on a bender since

   
   Would you like to talk about it?
4. 2019-02-07 at 1:17 AM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   Simply deal with the faeces. Ask a stewardess for assistance, and thank her kindly. People are kinder than you believe, if you let them be. Someone will probably hand you spare pants and you will be on your way.
   
   You will not meet most of those people anyway, so why bother being embarrassed? Simply move past it. In a few hours, it will be completely behind you. Make sure to get some extra pants and undergarments from the next airport, though.
5. 2019-02-07 at 1:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   Constant virtue brings constant happiness. And self control is the greatest virtue.
6. 2019-02-06 at 3:35 PM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but what if its the liquid kind ?
   
   they type you thought were farts that you gladly and gleefully released but turned out to be liquids.

   
   The intent of this question is clearly dealing with embarrassment, not the faeces.
   
   To which the answer is always that embarrassment is a useless emotion once you understand what you are supposed to be dealing with.
7. 2019-02-05 at 3:06 PM UTC in Anyone worried about the stealth gays?
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by Lanny Advanced stealth-gays like myself has penis-dar and are able to hone in on a penis no matter how well concealed it is.

   
   Dickolocation
8. 2019-02-05 at 12:15 AM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by mmQ And then what? Sit in the bathroom the rest of the flight? Would you ANNOUNCE yourself and apologize the other passengers?

   
   If I have any spare garments, I would don them. Then go back to my seat and continue enjoying my flight.
9. 2019-02-04 at 9:38 PM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   I would collect my garments and faeces and excuse myself to the restroom. There is no need to prolong the inevitable, nor claim shame for what is undoubtedly just a predicament you must now overcome.
10. 2019-02-04 at 7:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Self control is the greatest narcosis
11. 2019-02-04 at 8:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box not many people can perceive their magnetic field, can you?

    
    Of course, it was the first skill Mahmoud learnt.
12. 2019-02-04 at 7:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    All the wonders of the universe are perceived through our senses and generated in our minds
13. 2019-02-04 at 1:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Explore your inner mind
14. 2019-02-03 at 7:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    We should all b8d well to one another
15. 2019-02-03 at 12:53 PM UTC in Being a MOON PERSON means you know acronyms like iirc
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by Grimace Shut up. No it doesn't. Nothing in this thread is true or false, relevant or irrelevant. It's just pure NONSENSE.

    
    Neither true nor false are true or false.
16. 2019-02-03 at 11:21 AM UTC in Being a MOON PERSON means you know acronyms like iirc
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    I will convert all moon peoples with a show of nasheed
17. 2019-02-03 at 11:16 AM UTC in im morally against banning people
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    This nigga still usin toolbars
18. 2019-02-03 at 11:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Love is the nature of all existence outside oneself
19. 2019-02-03 at 11:12 AM UTC in Candyrein is my property
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    The only reason for a man and a woman to part is murder
20. 2019-02-02 at 5:14 PM UTC in We are all the alternate accounts
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    If it is all alts, then there is no original, and we are all originals