How long ago did you last get laid?

1. 2019-02-24 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by Narc You know I've never done that thing where the chick sticks her finger in my ass or pegs me or anything. Just never had any inclination to even try, just the thought feels really weird to me and fuck how embarrassing would it be if she pulled her finger out and it was dirty or even just a bit stinky. I could never look her in the face again.
   
   I mean I've stuck enough fingers and stuff in chicks asses tho and thats never actually happened, but with my luck tho, lol. I don't think I'd really get off on it anyway tbph, so fuck it.
   
   
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   Oh so your asshole hurts from all the penis you've been stockpiling inside it?
2. 2019-02-24 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Mahmoud Oh so your asshole hurts from all the penis you've been stockpiling inside it?

   
   Nah, not mah ting dood
   
   
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3. 2019-02-24 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #43
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc You know I've never done that thing where the chick sticks her finger in my ass or pegs me or anything. Just never had any inclination to even try, just the thought feels really weird to me and fuck how embarrassing would it be if she pulled her finger out and it was dirty or even just a bit stinky. I could never look her in the face again.
   
   I mean I've stuck enough fingers and stuff in chicks asses tho and thats never actually happened, but with my luck tho, lol. I don't think I'd really get off on it anyway tbph, so fuck it.
   
   
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   the more you craft your denial the more people can see the truth.
4. 2019-02-24 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by Narc You know I've never done that thing where the chick sticks her finger in my ass or pegs me or anything. Just never had any inclination to even try, just the thought feels really weird to me and fuck how embarrassing would it be if she pulled her finger out and it was dirty or even just a bit stinky. I could never look her in the face again.
   
   I mean I've stuck enough fingers and stuff in chicks asses tho and thats never actually happened, but with my luck tho, lol. I don't think I'd really get off on it anyway tbph, so fuck it.
   
   
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   Your finger wasn't stinky after being up a girls bum?
   
   Would it surprise you to learn that some girls keep poopoo in their bums?
5. 2019-02-24 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #45
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   9 months before you were born
6. 2019-02-24 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by GGG 9 months before you were born

   
   Does your vagina still hurt? Keepo
7. 2019-02-24 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by GGGG I love it when my hubby posts after me in a thread after he blows his load from his hot muslim cock in my ass :)

   
   That's so progressive.
8. 2019-02-24 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   §m£ÂgØL and I are retiring to Pakistan to smoke weed with the pashtuns. He is Mexican enough to pass as a Paki, and his language skills will allow him to pick up Urdu/Hindi.
9. 2019-02-25 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #49
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   You can miss me with that gay shit.
10. 2019-02-25 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks You can miss me with that gay shit.

    
    No one was talking to you, ugly.
11. 2019-02-25 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    I want to stroke §m£ÂgØL's hair
12. 2019-02-25 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #52
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Mahmoud No one was talking to you, ugly.

    
    There's being gay, and there's being a faggot.
    
    §m£ÂgØL is gay (or bi, I dunno).
    
    You, however, come off as a faggot.
13. 2019-02-25 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks There's being gay, and there's being a faggot.
    
    §m£ÂgØL is gay (or bi, I dunno).
    
    You, however, come off as a faggot.

    
    Gay or straight, anyone fucking you would have to be a masochist.
14. 2019-02-25 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #54
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Mahmoud Gay or straight, anyone fucking you would have to be a masochist.

    
    Your mom must be the world's biggest masochist then.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Nil, 
    • Xalaxar666, 
    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2019-02-25 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks Your mom must be the world's biggest masochist then.

    
    No, that would be whatever pair of parents that stirred up your genes.
16. 2019-02-25 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Xalaxar666 Houston
    I killed a random faggot in a park one night when I was 17. It's not like the united states where it would be a big deal, where I live everyone hates faggots and wants to kill them so the investigation went nowhere.
    
    I want to lure a bunch of gay people to a house for an orgy, board up the doors and burn them all alive.
17. 2019-02-25 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I killed a random faggot in a park one night when I was 17. It's not like the united states where it would be a big deal, where I live everyone hates faggots and wants to kill them so the investigation went nowhere.
    
    I want to lure a bunch of gay people to a house for an orgy, board up the doors and burn them all alive.

    
    Lotta self loathing, huh?
18. 2019-02-25 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I killed a random faggot in a park one night when I was 17.

    
    Opa! Cyka blyat idi nahui.
19. 2019-03-03 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I want to lure a bunch of gay people to a house for an orgy, board up the doors and burn them all alive.

    
    You know if you add some bleach to hydrochloric acid it gives off chlorine gas.
    
    
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20. 2019-03-03 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #60
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by POLECAT with another human,,, 6 or 7 years,, after 50 who gives a fuck

    
    That’s a long ass time, poley. 😓