2019-02-26 at 4:49 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Try frowning on one side while smiling on the other real quick
2019-02-26 at 4:57 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Nonono, on one side try curving upwads and then on the other you want to bring the lip down. Give it a try.
I'd say go back to predictive text but you already did.
*kills self floats off into the gray clouds*
2019-02-26 at 4:15 PM UTC
She would be the perfect fit for me. I <3 her.
2019-02-26 at 4:35 PM UTC
He would be the perfect fit for me. I <3 him.
2019-02-27 at 4:06 AM UTC
I got ~30 injections of botox around my head today for chronic migraines. Takes a couple weeks for most effects to kick in.
Either it's helping or i'm placeboing, but for the firsr time in my life I don't care.
2019-02-27 at 4:14 AM UTC
I love her so goddamned much
2019-02-27 at 4:15 AM UTC
Oh by the way I cut off relations with the open relationship swinger waitress i mentioned a while back, like I said I would. Feels good maaaaaaaaan.
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2019-02-27 at 4:19 AM UTC
Goddamnit jedibase/coinjedis.
16 day waiting period on a fucking active account because I have to reverify? How about suck my fucking dick?
2019-02-27 at 4:19 AM UTC
What should I use instead?
2019-02-27 at 4:26 AM UTC
Fret for your latte and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your prozac