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  1. Mahmoud Houston
    Note: doesn't work on disabled girls.
  2. Mahmoud Houston
    Damn baby your body is functional.
  3. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Nope.

    You clearly are though.

    Fucking LOL, illiteracy strikes again.
  4. Mahmoud Houston
    It's amazing that Pakistan's commercial center is such a titanic shithole. By contrast Islamabad is the bee's knees.

    It was designed by a Greek firm by an architect called Doxiadis, specifically to be a modular, expandable city scheme and intended to be built in a paradisiacal location on a plateau. The entire city is on a grid with a letter/number/subnumber coordinate and address system.

    So for example F-10/4 means column F, row 10, then quadrant 4 from the northwest-most point.

    If you want to go to H-8/3, well that's 2 across and 2 up, 3rd quadrant.

    Then streets are arranged on a sensible grid too.

    The entire city is trisected east to west by three major 8-lane roads, and a dozen north-south 6-lane roads. So getting from one place to the other is as simple as hitting the big roads and going in the direction you please, then breaking off where you need to.

    Nuke Karachi, rebuild it like Islamabad.
  5. Mahmoud Houston
    Karachi. Nuke that shit from orbit and start over, please.

    - 14+ hours power outages

    - Cunts that don't pay their utility bills and the govt literally has no choice but to keep supplying at a loss because supply is provided in blocks and KSC employees are too afraid to go in to cut cables because they'll get confronted by gun toting mobs. This creates the first problem.

    - Motorcycle riding bandits, who will ride up on you and take your shit, sometimes even kill you for no reason. They'll specially target cars at stoplights, weaving in between them, knocking on windows with their guns and taking shit.

    - Somehow simultaneously dusty and humid and rainy.

    - Hot as fuck.

    - Filthy.

    - Smells like shit, specially when it rains. Huge piles of trash in the non-rich areas that turn into trash soup when it rains. There's literally a different civil suhority for the rich areas vs the rest of the shitty city.

    - Political unrest due to the MQM who are political party cum gang operation. Their smokey-the-bear leader sits in London and orders civil unrest in Sindh like a coward.

    - Property values in "nice" areas are retarded.

    - Traffic is unreal. What would normally be a 30 minute drive turns into a 90 minute movie that is narratively focused on the rear window and rearview mirror of the guy in front of you.


    - Urban planning catastrophe. The city just shit out new sections.

    I could go on but fuck that shit city.
  6. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm tilting at windmills?

    I'd wager dollars to donuts you'll find some way to drag this rivalry to yet another thread completely unprovoked.

    When you don't have §m£ÂgØL's gonads on the brain, you're clearly obsessing over me. This is not the first thread where you've tried to mount me on first site.

    Next time you do the same, I'm going to quote this post right here to stop that shit dead in its tracks before it turns into page after page of petty drama.

    It cute that you think you're playing 4D chess but what everyone else sees... is Charades.

    Because I don't need to do anything else. You already know you get completely ignored. But now, you will notice. And it will make you sad, and I will laugh.
  7. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala Are you kitten me rite now? Them shits touched Hydro and her husband's butthole. NO!

    You certainly seem to have gollun lube munching on your mind.

    Well guess what bitch?

    They taste like honey.
  8. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala Quit fantasizing every face is §m£ÂgØL's pubic region you fucking queer.

    You're the one who keeps bringing it up. Do you want to floss your teeth with his short and curlies?
  9. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala Imma set this whole thread on fire. Where is Smooth so I can whip his Mexican asshole?

    Got a little stubble going on there, sweetie?
  10. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Hey, half-wit… Word of advice here (although you clearly don't really deserve it)…

    If you want people to sustain any kind of memory for you, stop doing the following:
    1. Changing username every few weeks (once people have gotten to see how shitty of an individual you really are).
    2. Being an asshole to LITERALLY EVERYONE. You've drawn a line in the sand that divides ALL OF NiS/DH/Zoklet/Totse/Etc from you and you only.

    No payment required. That one was on the house.

    Pity is one hell of a motivator.

    Hey fuck brain: I literally never mention who I am and just post like I usually do and people recognize who I am just fine. I've never even made an attempt to either hide nor broadcast it's me.

    Again, you are tilting at windmills you pond scum.
  11. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Why so mad, underwear bomb didn't off properly??

    Well you're still posting like a bitch so... I know it destroyed your balls.
  12. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks See, the difference between us is that I don't even care about one lonely reclusive faggot such as yourself hating on me.

    But when you call people around here that I like "window lickers" and other such things, then it does kinda "trigger" me, in a sense.

    So piss off and/or get fucked.

    Unfortunately, they won't remember it... Because they won't remember you 2 days after this thread dies.

    Then you'll go back to futilely posting and being ignored.
  13. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala Speaking of delusional, lol. You're no puppet master. The only strings you pull are §m£ÂgØL's pubes.

    About time the bearded lady made an appearance.
  14. Mahmoud Houston
    The funny thing is that Gadzooks is still desperately trying to play to the other window lickers.
  15. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Again, if we are an entire forum of misfits/losers/reprobates/what-the-fuck-ever, then what does that say about you?

    You clearly post here too.

    Either you think you're one of us, and thus your entire point this thread is moot…

    Or, you think you're better than us, and thus you waste your time marinating in loser fluids just so you can get some kind of cheap thrill from condescending towards us.

    Either way, you're wasting your damn time just as much as the rest of us. In the latter scenario, however, you're also wasting your time for petty and antisocial reasons.

    At least the rest of us get something from being "deluded". You just get your kicks raining on our parade.

    False dichotomy. This is like a free freak show. And I get to poke the freaks.

    Jump, Skippy! Jump!
  16. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL None instinctively call out for their fathers when dying?? That sucks.

    Because nobody wants to shout "daddy" with a perforated torso.
  17. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Again, which is truly more pathetic… Being one of the losers posting on an Internet forum with the shared delusion that what they say matters? Or the person who manages to be AN OUTCAST AMONG SAID LOSERS, and derives some kind of petty, pathetic, sadistic pleasure from momentarily "triggering" these losers?

    On the hierarchy of people with no lives, there's:
    1. People not on the Internet.
    2. People who spend time on the Internet interacting with others and considering it meaningful.
    3. You.

    Literally you:


    That's like arguing normal people should feel sad about not being cool with an incel forum.
  18. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Exactly.

    In fact, he seems to be a textbook example of this phenomenon. He condescends to everybody and resorts to insults whenever he starts seeing anyone exhibit anything that contradicts his narcissistic world view, and thus ends up insulting LITERALLY EVERYONE on an entire forum to sustain his whole delusion.

    I mean, if you smell shit everywhere you go, you might want to check your own shoes.



    Originally posted by gadzooks I don't think it was really meant to be a jab at me. I see it more as dissing Captain Falcon and §m£ÂgØL. The stuff referencing me was just staying in character.

    I guess. That's how I interpret it at least.

    ^^^ And still, everyone scrolls by.

    See, I have stirred up a massive tempest of asspain in all the losers who literally live on this website and they are being pulled into the vortex and banding together like matchsticks to jack each other off.

    So you can feel good right now because you've deluded yourself into thinking you are valued.

    But I promise you, that feeling will fade, as you will, back into irrelevance.
  19. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by DietPiano You said a while ago that you were going to base your life around trying to be happy. That's pointless. You are happy or you aren't. Whichever one you are at any given time, is your choice. It is your doing.

    Did you just watch a video about stoicism for the first time or something?
  20. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala There’s no literacy issues. You’re miserable.

    Lol, if you say so.

    Boys, imagine reading a Falcon Longpost and not immediately realising it's trolling Enter.

    But it's okay, the DHtards weren't quite ripe yet at the time.

    I’d much rather interact with Gadzooks. He’s genuine, intelligent, funny, playful, easy to get along with, and most importantly, doesn’t exert his misery (if it’s there) onto others.

    You can continue to try and spin that into a need for validation on both our parts or you can accept it for what it really is. He’s a higher quality poster than you which grinds your gears and causes your dick to shrink up into your abdomen.

    Oh I know: you lack the social skills to go out and make actual friends so you need to suck dick here. It's a very common phenomenon.

    I hope you can fill the hole in your heart with Thanks, because nobody's grateful you're there IRL.
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