Posts by Mahmoud

1. 2019-02-15 at 10:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   It literally just makes me feel like superman. It's like the opposite of how weed affects you, without the tripping.
2. 2019-02-15 at 9:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   Man, microdosing LSD is awesome. I took 25ug today and it's felt fantastic so far.
3. 2019-02-15 at 2:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   "Infected Hole" sounds like a metal band.
4. 2019-02-15 at 4 AM UTC in I have a marijuana addiction...
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Inhaling hot smoke doesn't cause lung cancer.

   
   You are incorrect.
5. 2019-02-15 at 3:19 AM UTC in I have a marijuana addiction...
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Not a single person has ever died from smoking weed, so who cares if it's addictive?

   
   Nobody has ever died from smoking cigarettes either. They die of lung cancer. Smoking weed also has a significant cancer risk. It's not as bad as tobacco but it's still present. You're still inhaling hot smoke.
   
   The moral of the story is, not a single person has ever died from vaping weed and doing edibles, so who cares if it's addictive?
6. 2019-02-14 at 6:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by CASPER Brought to you by the makers of "… I got a virus, I got scared and I tripped and my pants fell off…"

   
   ... And the "I fell and my hard penis slipped into your naked sister on our marital bed" series.
7. 2019-02-14 at 5:20 AM UTC in What kind of petty shoplifting do you do?
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   I don't you cretin.
8. 2019-02-14 at 2:14 AM UTC in Snoopy confirmed to buy a Nintendo Switch
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   https://mobile.twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1095814006298750977
9. 2019-02-13 at 8:22 PM UTC in So, who wants to help me build my son a PC for around $750?
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by HampTheToker I could afford to buy the kid more games.

   
   Humble Bundle my man.
10. 2019-02-13 at 12:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    
11. 2019-02-13 at 4:34 AM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by mikeyagain
    
    Bet Lanny can't turn three of these into a lethal weapon..

    
    Are you sure you'd like to take that bet?
    
    Because I could find someone with the right blood glucose levels.
12. 2019-02-12 at 11:06 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    
13. 2019-02-12 at 9:34 PM UTC in So, who wants to help me build my son a PC for around $750?
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    AMD are actually good now for lower cost systems btw.
14. 2019-02-12 at 9:32 PM UTC in So, who wants to help me build my son a PC for around $750?
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    http://www.logicalincrements.com
    
    Here you go hampy
15. 2019-02-12 at 2:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
16. 2019-02-12 at 12:29 AM UTC in Can we have a nice forum?
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Be the change.
    
    It is easier to be provoked to negative behaviour, but it is only effective if you budge towards it, if you are provoked to change your behaviour by it.
    
    That is what negativity seeks.
    
    Just be nice. If people are assholes, be bigger than that, then bigger than their attempt to invalidate this effort.
17. 2019-02-12 at 12:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by CountBlah Need some ideas. MY buddy hung dick in an escort and now she's annoying the shit out of him. Barring the tarp and swamp method how can he get her to fuck off?

    
    On one hand I disapprove of operating a motor vehicle under the influence of drugs, on the other hand that sounds rad.
18. 2019-02-10 at 9:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ You've been building a mystery. One can't know your soul until you truly reveal it.

    
    The magic is in having someone you trust to bare your soul whole to.
19. 2019-02-10 at 7:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by CASPER Y u sad bro falcone?

    
    My soul is not understood by a single person in the world.
20. 2019-02-10 at 9:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Mahmoud is in a malaise.