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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    As someone who knows this man personally I can guarantee that he is in fact handcuffed and chained to the back seat of his Scion XB and is basically fucked.
    "What am I going to do? Scream and get sent to the psych ward"

    Answer: probably...

    I have to be at work in a few hours and don't have time to go all the fuck way out to Baltimore for this shit.
    Technologist, you take this one. You're closer.
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Getting ready for my 2nd day of work.
    Hopefully it all goes smooth.
    The hardest part for me will probably be getting use to constantly driving backwards and not steering into anything.
    Forklift controls are touchy and these are not the lifts I am use to driving.
    By far annoying as fuck to use but what better time to be slow as shit then when I'm new.
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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    1st day of new job.
    I hope it's not fucking horrible.
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting Whats the new job pay man?

    20/hr

    I'm not thrilled about it but I need to make some money again.
    Lost too much of my savings the last 6 months.
    Had few hours and every step forward led to 2 steps backwards.
    I'm hoping to hold it long enough to get a chance to not worry for 5 minutes while I plan something else out.
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  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Am I the only one who thinks hand jobs are over rated?

    Hand jobs are insulting.
    There's no one who's going to jerk me off better than me.
    Don't even try.
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Someone is working over time at the Fona Factory.
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Wish the Lancer was fixed. I really would like to sell it before I pay another months insurance on it.
    Soon I won't be able to make a profit on it which is fine but if I'm going to have 2 cars one of them is going to be a Toyota.
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Going to Baltimore to film a skate video starring Cly.
    Probably stopping at Ikea just to traverse though the never ending rooms full of strangers.
    Sunday I am going to go to Cly's dad's church to praise the lord.
    Then after that we are going to go get prison bricks.
    Once I get back home I plan on getting some ice cream bars that I have been craving along with the rest of my groceries and later I might go back out and hit up an all you can eat buffet followed by a clown show.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Made my way home today in my 4 wheel drive and once I got to the predominantly black part of town where I liveall the roads had stuck Dodge chargers on them. Had to go off road to get to my apartment building as the negros had long since gave up and left their cars scattered everywhere blocking the road home that I live on.
    Once parked and out of my car I immediately was approached by one saying "Hey, can you help push my Dodge charger out and I'll give you a little something".
    I proceeded to push his car out but refused any of his dirt weed as the best compensastion he could give me was leaving which I enabled him to do.

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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    $20 an hour, 40 hours a week.
    Nice 2nd shift jobbie job and all I have to do is sit down the entire time and drive a fork lift around.
    Im fucking geek'd.

    Not sure if I'm going to take it or take a better paying and slightly harder type of work job or if I want to take 1 of the other 3 jobs offers that pay a little less but might have better benefits.

    Got to decide soon.

    This morning I turned down 1 job because I didn't feel like smelling like a shit box all day.
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says, CDC says...

    Shut up already. No one cares.
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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I don't see a pic

    For whatever reason there is a delay when posting from imgbb.com
    I'm sure it has something to do with Wariat...
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It is actually still yesterday but I'm getting a heads start.
    Adjective of the day: wrathful.

    As in I'm so fucking pissed I'll probably be pretty wrathful toward my bosses at work and get fired in which case they can fuck their dicks.

    Honestly sick of all this hate overflowing from me but going to bed having the last news story I read be about 2 gay penguins becoming dads has me irritated with this dumbass society I am surrounded by.

    My goal for tomorrow and my only goal is to keep quiet, ignore everything and let it be.

    In other words, do the complete opposite of what every oxygenated blood cell in my body is on stand by for.

    With any luck I will catch a break soon and even if I have to take 1 step back to take 2 steps forward it will be for the best as staying put literally won't get me anywhere as the crap job I work now comes with no protection or chances for a better life what so ever.

    Currently too damn mad to think much about anything but I have to put it on ice and cool down for I have a loving woman and kid who both deserve me at my best.
    I feel as though this weekend was alright but my attitude and aggression probably kept it from being better than it was as I just didn't feel very fun.
    Relaxing was enjoyable except for the part where I just wanted to sleep a bunch and pretend I wasn't in this crap situation starting all over again.

    God might have been fed up waiting on my next move and forced my hand for all I know.

    The hardest part of this is not knowing what tomorrow will bring or where I will end up working or if I can even pay my damn bills this month.

    It's time to get back to the basics and take it one day at a time.

    Going to try and get some sleep now and hopefully start on a good foot tomorrow.
    Anxiety keeps building but I hope to use it as fuel to make shit happen and not to stay hiding in my bed waiting on the scary sun to set.

    Love you guys.
    -Fona
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The hardest part about filling out job applications is the criminal record part which takes forever to get it all wrote down.
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got a call to come interview at a factory.
    Set it up for Tuesday morning next week.

    Going to an assessment for another job in a few hours.

    And I got hired at a crap job yesterday.

    All I need is a job that doesn't suck which is why I'm still looking but in the meantime at least I don't have to worry about going back to my old shitty job.
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    They had a big meeting at the beginning of the day to tell us even though we are working overtime, and they spent money of 30 flat screen tv's and a basketball hoop that they can't afford to pay us our wages anymore and we can either go to first shift next week for $2.00 less per hour or we can go elsewhere.
    Needless too say I can't afford to waste my time there anymore.
    I stayed on a sinking ship for too long and didn't think about the people below deck drown first.
    Took the afternoon off and went straight to another job to fill out an application and it went well but I was sent for a physical and did not pass the eye exam.
    I have a week to get glasses and try again or the job is gone.
    By then someone else will probably have it anyways.

    My plan is to go hard on my job hunt and ignore the fact everything is crumbling around me in hopes Ill find something solid really soon.
    I can't be unemployed very long and it is pretty apparent I'm on my own here.
    Not really getting much support at the moment but that's okay because I'm use to it by now.
    Wish I had taken those tires back and returned them today instead of spending $43.00 to have them put on.
    Now I'm just out more money.

    My job sucked balls anyways and there were huge red flags everywhere.
    I guess I should have known better.
    Really want to see how drunk I can get but I have to hold onto hope that I will wake up tomorrow and find a resolution to my current problem.

    Fuck my dick I hate you all.
    Burn in hell and leave me alone.

    -Fona
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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Jobs are stupid to get.
    Every part of getting a job is stupid.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …if you don't have a job when your vacation days run out are you going back?

    I plan on returning to my job on Monday and acting like a complete jack ass until i get fired or start a new job.
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  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    This Fona thread was made possible by contributions to Fonaplats from viewers like you. Thank you!

    https://paypal.me/Fonaplats?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

    Hello everyone.
    My job went done fucked my face with my own talking dick and didn't disappoint in proving my shit talking to be true.
    Today is full on hard core boots on the ground.
    That is my plan anyways.
    To start, I have an eye appointment to get glasses so I can pass the physical for the job I applied for yesterday.
    Then I am going to print out my resume until my printer is out of ink and go distribute copies to every damn place I come across that might be worth a shit.
    At some point I'll be heading over to a temp agency to inquire about a job I had lined up last year that I turned down because I thought I had more going on for me than I did.
    The vast majority of my day will probably be spent driving from one parking lot to another.

    Hopefully I find something to at least keep me afloat for a while or best case scenario I find something I really am interested in and it pays nice nice.

    At this point I'll scrape rust off a chain link fence with a heat treated dog turd if it means I don't have to worry about my bills for another month.

    Anyways, hope you all have a productive and amazing day.
    <3
    -Fona
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Some of these places with their online applications seem like a waste of time.
    I went through my list and did my part or tried to but now I'm about to leave my house and show up to these jobs in person.
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