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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I was in a jail dorm of roughly 60 people when one daya new inmate showed up.
    He didn't say anything and went straight to his bunk and laid in it.
    That night on the news we watched as a story of a pedophile who was arrested for sexually abusing an underage girl who was mentally handicapped and stuck in a wheelchair.
    Low and behold it was the same son of a bitch who walked into the dorm earlier that day.
    As soon as the nighly news was over at 11:30 it was lights out and everyone was sent to their bunks.
    There was a lot of whispers of disgust.
    I had a good view of this pedo as his bunk was directly in front of mine. His bunk was on top and mine was on the bottom. so I was looking out above my feet at the top of his head.
    Laying awake reading a book I noticed someone moving quickly and down low toward the pedo's bunk.
    Suddenly that someone got to the pedo's bunk and punched him in the side of the head and went back to his own bunk.
    The pedo was hiding under his covered the whole night and the whole night every 30 minutes or so, someone would run up and punch this guy in the head.
    The next morning at breakfast we all had to line up for count and the pedo was visibly scared as fuck.
    When he went to get his breakfast tray the guy's serving the trays already knew and gave him a gross ass looking tray covered in salt and all fucked up looking food.
    No one allowed the pedo to sit and he ended up sitting in a corner in a plastic chair.
    By the time breakfast was over all the pedo's stuff back at his bunk had been stolen and his sheets were fucked and filthy.
    I watched this pedo be fucked with for a few days (probably 4) before he was rescued by the gaurds but before that every day and night people were punching and kicking him. He never got any sleep the entire time he was in the dorm and he never got anything to eat as all his food was poisoned with salt and who knows what else.
    I watched him get attacked every day at least a few times.
    No one seemed to want to outright beat the living piss out of him but it was very obvious all his attackers wanted to make his life hell by prolonging his torture by only hitting him enough to make it impossible for him to manage to do anything.
    In the shower he was beat. On the toilet he was beat. In his bed he was beat. Walking around he was beat.
    It was an eye opening experience and only after a few days of beatings and starving did the guards pull him our after the pedo snitched to the jail doctor.
    Needless to say they quit letting us watch the news after than.
    I'm sure he wound up murdered in prison but only after a long long time being abused himself.
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I managed to get 88% of my xmas shopping done while at work this week.
    Feeling pretty good knowing that as I'm usually super indecisive about stuff.
    For 2 months I've been bleeding money and haven't gotten any overtime.
    Things are really annoying being in the red but it is what it is.
    Next year when work picks back up I'm going to squirrel money away instead of spend so much of it on impulsive retard shit.
    Anyways, looking back it's been a really good year.
    I hate the fucking holidays tbh and the only part I enjoy is watching kids open presents (I'm that old).
    Fucking Thanksgiving is next week and I'd rather not do anything but we will have people over I'm sure and then we will dislike them a lot.
    Today we are going to drive the Wagoneer to a couple xmas bazaars and then I'll go to Boot Country and pick out some new work boots for my footsies.
    Hope you all have a great day and no one dies.
    xoxo
    -Fona
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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo 2 SOON

    He would insult you then cackle
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo I still want to do the podcast anyone who wants to lmk its just literally talking about bullshit for a while. I'll talk to fucking fona for an hour if I have to. I got clubhouse we just gotta make a date and time and possibly topics fuck you I'll do it by myself

    I'll do it
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://discord.gg/YRhvjYMu
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Something about running boiling hot water through cheap plastic and then drinking it doesn't sound right...

    Thoughts?
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Duck leg for dinner



    How'd you get any meat off those legs?
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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Meikai I HAD IT MYSELF AND CANT SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK I JUST KNOW FROM THE SYMPTOMS OKAY

    Thanks
    You're a good man.
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Sadly my eye is suffering from a virus and my options are either

    1: Deal with excruciating pain forever and lose sight permanently.

    2: Have the eye removed and go blind but not have everlasting pain.

    This is all really gay and depressing. It's my good eye too.😭

    I haven't yet called back to make an appointment to have my eye ripped out of my face because well, it sounds terrible and I'm scared.

    If suddenly my posts stop coming I want you to know it's probably because I'm blind and can't see to type or read.

    This really sucks. I'm going to miss NIS so much. I doubt my wife will post for me and read me posts.

    Love you all,
    Fonaplats
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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update

    He missed 2 days of work after flipping his car and the following week was scheduled vacation time.
    He came back the next Monday after vacation and I didn't talk to him.
    Tuesday I ran into him and told him to buy a slow car and slow down with it.
    He proceeded to tell me about how great the pain killers at the hospital were....
    The next day he wasn't at work on time and I told his cousin that "he's probably just driving the speed limit".
    Well, he never showed and got himself fired because he has over 60 points and you're suppose to be terminated at 5 point.
    I applied for his job just to piss off him in my memory.
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra who changed her usertitle, 'victim of incest' was perfect

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sweaty is a bit dumb

    Originally posted by Haxxor Pseudo Sperg or simply Sperg would be more accurate

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Lying cunt" would work better I think.

    Kafka is a sweaty
    https://niggasin.space/thread/73083
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lol. I haven't smoked that shit in 13+ years.
    I remember smoking some as I was leaving my driveway to go to my buddy's house and I fell out of my doorless Jeep Wrangler before I got even a couple hundred feet from home.
    Thankfully I had my seatbelt on or I would have ran myself over but still, dangling halfway upsidedown out of a moving car while tripping balls probably wasn't much better. I managed to get to his house somehow.

    Is it still legal in your state?
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    On Sunday afternoon I took my wife, the kid and my niece all to McDonalds for lunch and so the children could run around the play place.
    As I'm sitting there eating a Big Mac I catch my best friend enter my vision. He is in uniform and cleaning the tables.
    At first, and for most of the next hour I was in a state of shock and couldn't keep from constantly looking up to see what he was doing.
    I hadn't seen my best friend in over 6 and a half years. He committed suicide in May of 2017.
    But there he was working at this god damn McDonald's again.
    On Sunday he was around 15 years of age again so I'm doing math trying to figure out if my best friend had a kid before he died. Maybe he had a kid he didn't even know of.
    Except this was him exactly around the age of 15. There was no visible difference whatsoever.
    He even was working the same (way too hard) and it's extra odd because when my friend was around 15 he too was also working at McDonalds and here he is doing it again at age 15 nearly 20 years later.
    I sat in the fucking portal to another dimension/McDonalds for a good long time starring at him for the first time in years.
    He never looked directly at me.
    At one point my mom called my phone and I decided to leave and while approaching the trash bin I was close enough to him to initiate a simple conversation and so I said "Hey, how's it going?".
    He ignored me and kept cleaning tables as if he was going to win a trophy for it.
    Then as I went back to grab my drink he came around from behind me to get to another table and he said to me "excuse me sir".
    That was the only thing that didn't match, his voice.
    That wasn't his voice but everything else was exactly him.
    I wasn't sure if I had died and hell was a McDonalds or what.
    My dumb ass should have snapped a picture but I did not.
    I'll go back to try and find him again and perhaps I'll get a picture with him.
    The only other weird thing that happened didn't happen to me but in town and that was a large spinning triangle craft was spotted slowly moving across the evening sky.
    https://www.whio.com/news/local/ufo-or-no-residents-montgomery-county-capture-videos-mysterious-lights-sky/LKZYIPXNSRGSDKGTTRMPL7BKGI/
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It all started over the weekend with a call to my dad. I was catching up with him when he stated he had been looking into our family tree/genealogy or whatever.
    That's when he said "I found a black guy in there. He was a freed slave."
    Now my dad is not a jokester so when he said "son, you're black" you can bet my black ass that I'm black.
    And having thought about it for the last couple days I can say that the signs were there.
    I love bbq and chicken. I fuck a white woman. I'm uneducated and bad with money.
    I do slave labor.
    🙄
    Love of malt liquor and marijuana.
    Spends time in and out of jail.
    The list goes on and on.

    I tried looking up the information myself following my nigga dad's instructions but didn't manage to get as far back as he did. I'm going over to his house tomorrow to check out everything he came up with.

    My wife is still trying to adjust. She is having trouble handling my bbc.

    I plan on learning more about my roots. I'm going to watch the movie "Precious". And I'm thinking about buying one of those tubes you spit in that tells you where exactly you're from.

    This is all very exciting for me. I'm proud to be black.






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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Also, I took today off work so it is still the weekend.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Sexy time!
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  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]






    After church we picked up our groceries, put them away and left to get lunch.

    We ate at a black owned slider restraunt which tasted amazing.
    Next door was a frozen custard shoppe so we grab desert and went to the park where we explored below the dams spillway before we went on a nature walk along a trail.

    I looked for fossils but didn't find anything although I did skip some rocks.
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Pete Green My big toe is rotting.



    I'm thinking of cutting it off myself. i refuse medical treatment from CIA trying to off me softly through preparations for visits and procedures.

    You dig where this is coming from? poisonous sea shell toxins in the gel or maybe an anti-coagulant to make me shit out blood

    Pics!
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