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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Fucking nigger needs to get lynched for real.
    I got that much time for shoplifting underpants from walmart...
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning gonts.
    Today is a lot chillier than I had hoped.
    Basically it has nixed my plans for doing anything more at my girlfriend's house than taking out her trash.
    This weekend is going to be even worse to do anything too.
    There's nothing I can do about the weather though.

    Later today I am going to fix my co-worker's leaking car tire.
    He was very up front in telling me he has no knowledge of how to fix anything on his car and apparently he has been having to put air in his tire every day and a half for some time now.
    I brought a spray bottle with some soapy water to him yesterday so he could find a leak and he approached me later and asked "what am I suppose to do with that?"
    Our next break I went outside to show him and even though it was dark outside I was able to tell him within 10 feet of his car that there was no need for the soap trick because there is a big ass bolt sticking out of your car tire.
    I feel good being able to help him out today and show him how to use a tire plug.
    Unfortunately it is a small car and the tire in question is a rear tire so it has to come off to plug it.

    I managed to get about 70% of my banking updated to my new bank account yesterday and feel relieved about that.
    The rest shouldn't take very long to finish up and hopefully I'll have it all done this afternoon.

    The Lancer is still running like shit but at this point I am going to try and keep it as I won't make much profit on it anyways and gas prices would really hurt if I had to go back to driving my Ford Escape everywhere. This morning I was messaging a guy who had a Lancer for parts in hopes of scavenging a thing or 2 from him.

    My main goal this week now is to break my lease come pay day which is Friday. I can't afford to keep living at my apartment much longer and it sucks but the future looks bright. Moving is a pain in the ass and scary although I have hope it will all work out.

    Anyways fellas, I got to finish my coffee and go find my pants.
    TTYL
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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer See? I fucking told you the foundation was fucked, but ooooohhhh Helladamnleet who works in construction doesn't know wtf he's talking about when it comes to water damaged foundations.
    You're an assistant gutter installer...
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning fuys.
    Raining day here.
    Woke up at 5am and got ready to go home.
    This weekend consisted of going to a house warming party which was very nice and a good time.
    On the way home the kid got sick and ended up staying awake really late Saturday night.
    Sunday was sit around the house a lot day.
    I got some painting done and found a couple windows to task myself with doing something about.
    We went and ate at Red Robin which had shitty service so I only tipped 5 bucks.
    Then the kid went to her dad's house and my girlfriend and I made a quick stop at the store before heading home to be couch potatoes.
    Passed out just after 7pm.

    Now it's Monday and the kiddo is still sick. My girlfriend is going to probably take her to the ER and get something figured out.
    Meanwhile I'm home about to drink coffee number 2 and fuck around all morning.
    It's already looking like a long day just due to how long I'll end up being awake.
    There is nothing pressing on my agenda this week.

    Going to stagnate, save money to fix the Lancer and fix those windows this week.
    Might take my cats to get their claws trimmed.
    That's about it.

    Hope you all are having a great day.
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  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Happy wife = happy life.
    What do I care when I literally said "I do not care"?
    Honestly that kid is probably the only reason this relationship has worked out as well as it has because it's caused us to take everything slow and account for a child in the picture so we haven't done any stupid shit.
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yikes someone is projecting their securites onto fonaplats. Watch out we got an armchair expert here folx giving advice when he lives in a trailer park and runs a dead forum.

    Imagine

    Is that a picture of me in your avatar?
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Gas prices are too fucking high.
    Walmart wants $3.59 a gallon.
    Fuck you Joe Biden I hope you croak and burn in hell.
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well it's another Monday...
    Woke up late in the morning and hurried to get home.
    I've got 2 hours and change before I leave for work.
    My list of shit to do this week isn't very long and mostly consists of paying my rent and figuring out whether or not to keep the Lancer.
    I know damn well I'm not going to get $3k for that car but I might still break even. If I keep it I need to go ahead and spend some more money on it to get it running right.
    This week at work there is a new guy suppose to be starting today so I'll have to be extra vigilant not to accidently wreck into him.

    I have 1 goal for this month.
    MOV

    I am needlessly losing money keeping a 2 bedroom apartment while I'm half the time living with my girlfriend on the other side of town.
    There will never be a time when I can say I'm prepared enough that I know everything will work out exactly as I hope it to but given the fact it is working out as well as it is I need to pull the trigger and get out of my lease.

    I'll never have the time to fix anything I want to fix at her house either so long as I'm commuting back and forth across town everyday.
    We talked about it some this weekend and both agreed we don't need each other financially at all which is probably the best thing I could imagine in a relationship. Putting out heads together will save us both a lot of money and open doors for new adventures.
    I'd break my lease today if I had the extra cash to do it.

    Anyways, I am going to finish my coffee and jump in the shower. I want to get the day killed off and back home tonight.

    Also, Worms Reloaded is a fucking awesome game.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    KBB has it valued in fair condition between $2600 and $3900.
    I've been looking on marketplace and I doubt Ill ever get close to $3900 for it.
    Also to consider it in fair condition I have to get the idle problem fixed.
    If it is the catalytic converter that will cost me $350.
    By then all this headache wont even be worth more than a couple hundred in profit on a good day.
    FFS I should have bought a Toyota.
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just checked the forecast for tomorrow and realized that although the temperature is suppose to be nice, it is also suppose to be raining all day. Outside time or not I'd still like to step up and prove myself as responsible enough to allow my girlfriend some peace of mind.

    I'd prefer to have more set up for the task but it doesn't matter because even if I had a hired staff and an expert on hand I'd still probably second guess something.

    The plan is a go.

    Anyways, I have to head to work in a few minutes so I'm finishing up a couple things at my apartment and going to head out the door.

    TTYL
    -Fona
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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by stl1

    This is why I can't take electrical advice from you.
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning.
    At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage.
    Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides.
    I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Just did an exit interview survey for my last job.
    Ended up calling them cunts...
    Said "have fun going out of business again..."
    Yesterday I turned down yet another job I had applied for that called me back to tell me I could start.
    My current job seems pretty easy and straight forward.
    Right now I've just been doing dumb "stay out the way" bitch work but I quite enjoy it.
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Since getting out of rehab 4 years ago I feel like I have come a long way and accomplished quite a lot, all of which at one time I never thought I would get the day to see.
    This thread is about my work experience since then.
    My first job I was so grateful to even get I didn't even care at the time it only paid $10/hr.
    My thinking was that I didn't have many options anyways and to land a job close enough to my mother's house where I was living outweighed the lack of wages as I didn't have a car and was solely dependent on my own 2 feet or more often rides from people.
    My dumbass fell in love with it and didn't focus very hard on getting out of my situation.
    Even though I wasn't making enough money to even get out on my own or get a car at the time I could at least afford to get drunk enough to let my worries wash away.
    After a few nickel and dime raises over a couple years I realized that it wasn't going anywhere and although I made a bunch of friends I still was financially fucked.
    When it finally hit me that I needed to switch jobs I was regretting the fact I hadn't done it a year prior as I was switching to as job that I had been accepted to many months before but didn't take as I was holding out for something that I should have known wasn't going to happen.

    From there I moved on to a distribution center working with kid shoes. I was thrilled that the heaviest thing to lift was light up kid shoes and the pay was better too. Quickly I found myself financially more stable and a lot more relaxed. I got several raises in a few short months and thought it was a good job. Shit started to throw up red flags as the guy who referred me to work there had quit and advised me to quit also but at the time I was happy and content. Maybe he foresaw what was coming of the place but I didn't.
    As a precaution I started to look for other work and quickly found a better paying job only for another raise to come right before I was to officially start which kept me at the distrishoesion center another 6 months. During those 6 months work slowed to a crawl and my savings slowly vanished away as I held on for what once again I should have seen wasn't going to happen.
    At the end of last year things really sank in that I should have taken that other job as I watched my shitty employer fire 2/3rd of the work force the week of Christmas. The following month my pay went from $19 an hour to $17 an hour because my boss thought he could get the dumbasses (like myself) that worked there still to do the same job for less money. Several people immediately quit and within a week I was gone too.

    Now I am at my 3rd job in a year but I'm making double what I was making when I first got out of rehab. The work is a lot easier as I've gained some experience from my last 2 jobs and hopefully this time will be able to not throw a fit when it comes to not understanding shitty business practices that hurt workers and instead just immediately go searching for better.
    Right now I haven't seen any red flags at my new job. I thought I might have when my supervisor said that 3 weeks prior half our shift wasn't here but I found out that was not because anyone left but because they brought more people on board.

    The first day and a half of my new job consisted of some very basic training that had me working with someone else and it probably wouldn't have even been that long had a boss from corporate not been visiting. I got absolutely no instruction/training on how to use their forklifts and figured it out for myself while driving one as soon as I got clocked in which was sketchy at best but I've gotten better. It is another distribution job and the stuff they ship weighs a lot more but in return I don't have to pick as much as fast and I don't have to stack anything very high either as most of the product weighs between 50 and 120 pounds.
    My plan s to continue my new job and have a great time doing it but also to remember that when things just don't feel right it is okay to go feel out some other places and waiting around for something to happen is dumb.

    I'm going to keep chasing dollars and won't be listening to management anymore when they come and say dumb shit like "hang in their guys, next month is going to be better".
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Good morning.
    Hope everyone had a great weekend and is off to a productive Monday.
    My weekend was good in the sense I won't be doing half that shit ever again.
    I enjoyed getting to spend time with my girlfriend but the activities we did in our free time did not amount to a lot of enjoyment.
    I'll give you gonts a quick run down.

    Woke up Saturday and we headed to the liquidation center - FUN
    From there we went to get breakfast at a place neither of us had ever ate at before which turned out to be a gas station diner - NOT FUN
    After that we hit up Trader's World flea market which was just a bunch of over priced old garbage and a lot of walking around - NOT FUN
    We decided to get groceries with the remainder of our energy and hit up a Kroger's Marketplace in the ghetto - NOT FUN
    Dinner that night was fried chicken - FUN

    Sunday,
    Dirty Walmart - NOT FUN
    Car wash - NOT FUN
    Visited my mom - NOT FUN
    Ate at a shitty restaurant (that I picked) where a homeless guy called my girlfriend a "bitch" - NOT FUN

    I guess that's winter for you though. There just isn't much going on when it's 15 degrees outside and the sun sets at 6pm.
    Shit happens but it was still alright because I was with my girlfriend.
    I slept a bunch both days too.
    14 hours Saturday night and 12 more Sunday night.

    Fresh as a fucking daisy now.

    Unfortunately today is Monday and it will be my first full week at my new job.
    One thing I've noticed about this job that hasn't happened but has with all my previous jobs is normally when I start something new I get all sore and wake up hurting from finding myself doing a different type of work.
    I haven't noticed any soreness or overly tired feelings from my new job. It sort of is the same type of work but it is different enough I really expected to be a lot more worn down last week than I was.

    But anyways, yea it's Monday and in 4 and a half hours I have to be heading out the door.
    I'll probably kill time doing laundry and a bit of cleaning.
    Might go ahead and run through my e-mails and check my bills.
    There really isn't much for me to do other than kill time right now.
    Maybe tonight I'll play some video games after work.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up.
    Drove to the post office to mail package.
    Came home and ate breakfast.
    Still hungry.
    Going to do laundry and clean a little before the weekend.
    Today should be a short day at work but I don't know if that means I get out an hour early or 4 hours early.
    I had another job offer this morning that initially pays better but the job is harder and caps out at less than if I stayed at where I'm working now.
    I turned down the job offer.
    Can't help but feel like I am forgetting something today.
    My Lancer is still at the shop and I haven't heard anything. Not even what is wrong with it.
    I'm a little annoyed as I dropped it off 4 fucking weeks ago.
    The guy told me he would call me but he hasn't and I haven't heard anything since last Monday or Tuesday. If he isn't working on it I want it back so I can get it worked on. I really don't think that is too unreasonable or a request.
    I'm going to give him a call now and see what the status is on it.
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  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The police called me back.

    They found him locked in chains in his backseat but he told them he was fine and asked them to go away...

    Here is the audio recording of the police calling me back.
    https://drive.google.com/file/d/156qbf780r8AqwH_b9UYD6CJ1fWX35TOu/view?usp=sharing

    FFS I am dumbfounded right now.
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Help me pancake, I'm chained to the seat and I'm about to throw my phone in the front seat



    Ok yea and i'm turning siri an my fone off


    He is 212 miles round trip for me to go take a lolzy video and get him out.
    I only get 16 miles to the gallon so I would need 13.25 gallons of gas and it is running right around $3.30 a gallon.
    If anyone wants to paypal me $44 I'll go and let him out of his car.
    If not he freezes to death and that's on you.

    https://paypal.me/Fonaplats?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

    All proceeds will go toward gas and good times.

    (Paypal wouldn't let me create a fundraiser to get a black man out of chains)
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