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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Dont forget about this slightly less talked about news story.

    Yellowstone is going to blow up.
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    They send in the guard or whatever to help and mostly enforce strict new rules and beat people up.
    But of course they are gonna close down all the dispensaries and steal all our weed.
    Because they still don't consider it legal.
    They already know everything anyways and in my state at least, when u get a marijuana license you sign away your "right" to own a firearm.
    Which means they will be doing gun checks and confiscating ammunitions.
    Amazon announced they would no longer be stocking their warehouses with anything they consider to me non-essential.
    Which means we are not selling as much product (in my line of work).
    Lots of bull shittery I tell ya what.

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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Weld his mouth shut!
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    I made it to the End^
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  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What the hell does this thread have to do with climate?

    It is a nice day to kill yourself.
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Here he is dying!

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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hey friends.
    I been lurking a lot more than posting recently and even then not a whole lot.
    It kinda got boring to me and almost turned into an ordeal whenever I posted.
    It was taking up too much time and while I do very much appreciate and read everybody's replies, I was just sorta running out of steam.
    I was going through a really stale and generally unpleasant time at work with the monotony of doing repetitive tasks 8 hours a day while super analyzing everything in sight cuz you dont have anything else to look at or pay attention too all day and then trying to pick apart every little problem while coming up with convoluted unrealistic ways to fix any and everything all while trying to micromanage the tasks at hand and although I am a pretty decent employee and person I apparently was trying to fill a void that doesn't need to be filled and trying to climb up a ladder that doesn't have rungs I finally kinda just had enough of hearing about everyone elses problems as no one was trying to do anything about it so I sorta asked for a raise but instead of talking about what an asset I am, instead I went on several unintelligible tangents about all sorts of random ass shit that just generally pisses me off but that doesn't matter and I need to just get over it and be grateful he offered me my scheduled 35 cent raise 2 months early.
    I called him out on a lot of stuff like how the bonuses are rigged to to look like incentives when in reality they are just risk management Technics to get people to work for even less money. I went on a big old long stupid ass rant.
    And it felt pretty good.
    I told him $12 wasn't going to keep me working there.
    He said he hoped it would and that he doesn't want to lose me.
    It doesn't pay the bills anymore and it doesn't look like it is ever going too.
    You get a raise for not how hard you work but how long you have worked there.
    There is no incentive to work harder or try to learn more.
    So it is really shitty when you try hard to help out and do extra when in reality my boss had to go to my supervisor and asked him what I even do all day before he came and offered me what he did.
    I mean I can't blame him.
    Just because I take out the trash sometimes doesn't mean I should get paid extra for it when no one asked me to do it in the first place.
    I probably knew this from the beginning but just wanted to make sure I had a source of income so I could stay drunk all the time, like the entire first year I worked there :/
    I dunno what my next paycheck could look like with that sweet raise but I think I kinda went over how far $350ish a week goes what with the rent being 475 and the electric being $150 and so on...
    Yeah, we went over that last night.
    Anyways...
    I was a little hurt but now I have a new drive to get on with my life and go make some big money doing something ???
    Not sure what yet but I know of several jobs around here you can make really good money but the downside is long days and mandatory overtime.
    I also know of a lot of good jobs where you really dont have to work so hard.
    The hardest part about any job is your first day and sometimes your last day.
    After that you just figure it out or you dont.
    Its not that hard, all you got to do is be nice to people and try just a little harder than the next guy so you dont get laid off, lol.
    I only want to work for 6 months out of the year so I think I will try and get on at one of these other places that pays a lot better and then just work half the year and be able to because I will just keep the same poor person lifestyle all while filling my time playing Runescape.
    Michelle says I am not allowed to but maybe Ill just pick up a newspaper route or something to keep her off my back about it.
    I might just shut up and keep working there until one of my parent's dies and leaves me some money.
    I might move to Ireland and marry a big beautiful man who will let me put a dog collar on him.
    Anyways, I got a lot to think about and I hope I am not going to find out I was a dick today when I wake up tomorrow.
    My mind is hard to keep up with on good days so when crummy ones happen I try to just wait a few days on things so I don't make impulsive decisions.
    I do like my job.
    I am just retarded and easily pressured.. "Hey Arnie, you should go in there so we can see what happens next"

    Came home and my neighbor left me $2 for using my washer and dryer last night even though I told him not to use it anymore (I just forgot to put the padlocks back on it)

    I am just a grumpy old man stuck in a young mans broken body trying to find random stuff to yell about.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Write "fona-fone (927) 242-1629"
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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    If you paint my phone number on the wall I will send you money for drugs or booze or whatever
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Work went well but I don't know if I will be working there after tomorrow.

    After contributing to my 401k plan (5%) I now bring home less a week than I did from my very first check at my very first job 15 YEARS AGO (I was 15 doing my first landscaping job).
    I made $281 that week.
    Right now I make $952 every 2 weeks.
    After taxes and health insurance that drops to $710 a week.
    After 401k that will be $673ish.
    Which means in 2020 I am going to be 30 years old bringing home $336.50 a week.
    Well that doesn't work to well with my bills seeing as how
    My rent - $475
    Electricity - $150
    It is not hard to imagine the rest, food, transportation, ect.
    (You know how much toilet paper costs??)

    Now I know what your thinking...
    "Fona, according to that you make more now than you did then"
    Well I forget exactly how much drugs my boss gave me while at work so it was more like $281 cash and muscle relaxers, painkillers, cocaine, marijuana, pizza and booze everyday.
    And that is why I make less now.
    :/

    The fact of the matter is that this endeavor no longer sustains my poverty lifestyle and anything less than what I got now I would consider a suffering.

    Now I guess there is a chance I could negotiate a raise tomorrow but the fact I even would have to only justifies my belief that greed and lack of respect for employees well beings will only continue to make for an unpleasant working environment.
    Where I am now would rather string people along with bonuses every now and again instead of just allowing us a little extra now so we don't have to get on payment plans during the winter or take out payday loans.
    Those bonuses are only for certain criteria so if you say... dont have perfect attendance you won't get a perfect attendance bonus.
    It is risk management and it saves money while still allowing a company to look good from the outside.
    There is no places for advancement and I understand that but if you don't pay all of your workers a living wage then I don't want to be a part of it.

    I am honestly worried I might accidentally blow a fuse and just go on some long ass crazy guy rant that makes me look retarded, doesn't get my point across and ends with me being fired.

    I have a feeling this will continue to be my key chain for a very long time.


    Im just going to do what God tells me to do from now on.
    And he must be telling me to ask for a raise or quit and find a better job because I have been thinking about it a lot.

    Id rather be on my knees for an hour a day sucking dick than be on my feet 8 hours a day and not be able to buy new shoes.
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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Congrats on your very first thread.
    It only took you the better part of 2 years to come up with something...
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost What's with all the jedis and this fucking channakah discussion on the forum like honestly fuck you all I'm not surprised you're a bunch of likes but this is too much. Literally every thread is about your jedi cult traditions, shut the fuck up and go die fighting mudslimes.

    Sounds like somebody got coal for Christmas.
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Faint heart never won fare lady, as me old mom used to say.

    I have a big heart. Doctor says its enlarged from drug use.
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fxb4dg0MKR
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I get oppressed enough by my government.
    Im not going to get oppressed by drunk trailer trash from Georgia.
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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost Fonaplats is banned

    I was pardoned.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost I hope you die in your sleep

    You must be getting into Lucy's pills cuz you be actin like a bitch.
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  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I lost track of what day I am on.
    Anyways...
    Apparently this only works if you try and quit drinking.
    I have not tried to quit. I just started smoking weed thinking that it would happen automatically.
    I am starting to think I am wrong.
    Any ideas??
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    WHAT
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