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2019-08-13 at 6:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionA couple of RCMP officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road.
He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."
The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed with his lips to the location.
The RCMP officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"
Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Indian.
"See this fucking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?"
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the RCMP officer running for his life, being chased by a Bull Bison. With every step the Bull Bison was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The old Indian threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE! -
2019-08-13 at 4:24 PM UTC in I just snorted oxycodone for the 1st time. .it's very common where i'm from
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2019-08-13 at 2:22 PM UTC in I got a job :DWorking concessions so phfunThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-13 at 1:16 AM UTC in Ghost is a massively overweight leech and salmonella survivor, slowly killing himself via fat.As-salāmu ʿalaykum mutha fukkazThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-12 at 10:50 PM UTC in I just snorted oxycodone for the 1st time. .LOL
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2019-08-12 at 10:48 PM UTC in I just snorted oxycodone for the 1st time. .I think he's crying out for a father figure if you ask meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-12 at 3:02 PM UTC in Terrorist stopped by muslim manI'm guessing the mosque shooting was secondary.
"oops I shot my sister, might as well mess up some immigrants since I'm going to jail anyway"
he has the worst moustache ever, internet white nationalism will never recoverThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-12 at 2:38 PM UTC in LOL which one of you posted Roshambo on r/researchchemicalsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-12 at 2:26 PM UTC in Terrorist stopped by muslim manbeta AS FUCK
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2019-08-12 at 12:06 PM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....Well, today is the day. Surgery and a 1-3 month recovery.
I’m terrified today😞. I’m sure it’ll all be ok!
Ya’ll are gonna be sick of me being here.
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2019-08-12 at 7:39 AM UTC in Beto wont be presidenthe was never going to be president anyway lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-12 at 2:44 AM UTC in Would you folks get lonely if NIS was removed from your lives?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-12 at 2:32 AM UTC in LOL which one of you posted Roshambo on r/researchchemicalsSploo is a meme on 420chan
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2019-08-12 at 12:01 AM UTC in Filled my gas tank up a millimeter from full today.Worked as a certified pyrotechnician for 10 years, and in special effects for 15, just to get that out of the way.
Don't worry about explosions etc. while driving with a full tank. if you get in a car crash, and the tank ruptures, and the fuel ignites, your car most likely won't explode. The reason why gas tanks explode when they do, is usually because while gasoline in itself isn't flammable, gasoline vapor is, and if you've got an almost empty, but intact tank, you will have a lot of vapor in a confined space. When this vapor is heated (for example by a burning car) to the auto-ignition temperature, it will ignite, causing an explosion. No open flame in direct contact with the gasoline is needed. I've seen this demonstrated when I got my pyro license. With a full tank, the gasoline might start boiling, but that doesn't mean it's reached the critical temperature in order to ignite it.
If you die in, and because of a car fire, you'll most likely be slow-cooked. Or, "roasted" is probably a more accurate description. If the smoke doesn't kill you first. But don't worry about being blown up. If memory serves, about 90% of the people who dies due to a car fire could have been saved, if the bystanders had gotten their thumbs out of their asses and helped the victim out of the burning wreck, but because of Hollywood's portrayal of what happens when a car catches on fire, by far most are too scared to get near the wreck.
Yes, cars explode, but they do so very rarely.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-11 at 2:22 PM UTC in Today's random google search topic is 'prisons in thailand'...How to console disappointed grandmothers about their homeless grandsons with my penis.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-11 at 8:15 AM UTC in What Iand many sex offender advocates lik me on twitter can’t believe
Originally posted by Sudo It's a shame he was killed/remote chance of actual suicide before he could name names and that
https://dailystormer.name/epstein-documents-drop-names-named/
Even Turnip is tweeting about it:
https://dailystormer.name/jedi-new-york-times-calls-trump-a-fringe-conspiracy-theorist-for-suggesting-epstein-was-murdered/
And ol Hardleg Bill took the Lolita Express 26 times, lol:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/flight-logs-show-bill-clinton-flew-on-sex-offenders-jet-much-more-than-previously-known
America is a fucked place.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-11 at 2:43 AM UTC in Free neuroanatomy/neuroscience lectures- $3000 valueThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-10 at 1:31 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDEDouble 24/7 suicide watch... My ass.
Dude got murdered. Fuck a conspiracy theory. This is for real.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-10 at 2:51 AM UTC in Farewell (for a while at least)This is a curious place.
To think I was randomly invited here for having pestered lanny enough on animebytes and out of boredom and stubbornness I have stayed here for going on three or so years, though to be honest with all the drugs and the hiki lifestyle it feels like I have only been here for a few months.
Anyways, some of you people here are cool (Sophie, Aldra) and if you're real and not bots or paid to post here by some intelligence agency, I want you to know you two are alright and remind me of some cool internet friends I used to chat with years ago.
Anyhoo, I just smoked some weed and had a pretty bad experience, but it was necessary because it was the wake up call I needed to finally decide to make a change.
My life fucking sucks right now, it's been shit for a pretty long time too and it's time for me to make a change and improve my quality of life in any way possible, no matter how little.
For starters I need to stop coming to places like this and 4chan, which only exacerbate my anxiety and depression.
Also too I'm quitting alcohol, a substance that has plagued my life for a decade now.
I have been struggling with substance abuse and web addiction for so long, the web being even more of a problem.
I need a break from sites like this though, I don't think I can quit the web for an extended period at this point seeing as how useful it is.
Tomorrow, instead of going on the web and shitposting here all day, or thinking about how much I want to drink, I'll fight that feeling and try to move forward.
I'm going to try and make a real effort to learn music theory and make my own music, that will keep me occupied for the rest of my life and give me something to immerse myself in that isn't so detrimental to my health.
It seems like the majority of this site is made up of people struggling with addiction issues and drug use.
I want you all to know that it is wrong and you can quit, drugs are not a good thing they are the devil's work.
Jesus and Lain didn't do drugs and neither should you or I.
Let us all work together to make our lives better in any way possible.
Anyways, idk if I'll be able to begin work on my music tonight seeing as I'm still a little fried from the ganja so I guess I'll shitpost here and browse 4chan one last time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-10 at 12:41 AM UTC in Currently living in my moms basement - picThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
