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  1. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    My okaasan took her to the humane society and they immediately told her that she was dying.



    Rest in peace, Tiki.
    I hope we were able to make your final moments pleasurable.
    Now you leave this world and open the next.
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  2. Didn't he get into a shootout with cops on Xanax once?

    Edit: here's the story

    https://gawker.com/john-mcafee-arrested-while-armed-and-high-as-hell-on-xa-1722563654

    "The shootout was nothing remarkable..." and "I don't think their hearts were truly in the shootout" lol
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  3. Admin African Astronaut
    Both for the first time.

    I'd like the say, the Mariners were great.

    I also got like $400 in gift cards.

    How has your weekend been?
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  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i regret making this thread
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  5. RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Trump's tariffs are biting him in the ass and killing US companies and workers. Stock Market took a dive again. Trump has made some diotic and insane decisions.

    ‘I am the chosen one’: Trump again plays on messianic claims as he embraces ‘King of Israel’ title
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  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    What's with the 2.83 G weights ? Besides being a tenth of a zip who tf sells drugs with that logic ?
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  8. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU DietPaino
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  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Family planning clinic called the Wangguard Party, then do a hostile takeover of a surrogate service, thereby seizing the means of reproduction.
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    at a sushi place downtown, i actually applied two month or ago or so and the gont told me my interview will be to work for a few hours (a lot of places do this in austin which is kind of bullshit, but in a way I understand because of the high turnover rate) and we'll see if he hires me but no matter what he'll let me order whatever I want off the menu. And everything was going well for the most part they had me being a server assistant and doing the charlie work which I don't mind. Its a really high traffick place and kind of intimidating and I was really hungover and shaking so I drank a couple of brews before going in to stop the curse, but it wasn't working because I was that much of an abuser. The owner some bald faggot came in and was staring me down and just generally being a dick to me. Anyways I was told to clear this one table and I was shaking so bad but only one glass fell and shattered every where and I just immediately went for a broom to clean it up and the owner was like "wtf did you do?" and they made an even bigger scene, it was super embarrassing, but I was trying to play it cool and I told the chick that I liked there yeah.. Im probably fired before even getting hired.. " and she was like no you aren't you're fine.

    Eventually the gont told me to pick out a meal so i ordered some saki and sushi, and I already knew what was going to happen. the gont was like "doug this isn't about the glass" and I almost wanted to say "then why are you fucking mentioning it?"

    he said if I ever see them post on poachedjobs to apply again so I just text the gont the other night saying hey are you still going to give me that second chance like you promised?! and so when I was at work yesterday he text me asking me if I could come in and I didn't respond I ent up getting high with my neighbor last night and called the gont back and told him I look pretty gnarly and I reek but I'll come in and hash things out with you.

    So now I'm going to fill in on my days off as a sushi apprentice, I'm already an oyster shucker so It shouldn't be too difficult. Whats cool about it is they have a lot of saki and really athentic kawaii japense bitches.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Mud Hole Mania sounds like a very racist porno site
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  12. username: African Astronaut
    Thinking about getting a goat. They get about as big as a large dog.



    Talk to me
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the foreshin
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  14. Technologist victim of incest
    My son saw Heiroglyphics last night, wish I could have been there. He’s been sending me videos this morning. He was right in front at the stage. They noticed he knew all the words during the show, so they pulled him up on stage to sing the chorus to this song




    Kid wouldn’t have known all the words if I hadn’t been playing their CDs repeatedly starting when he was 6.

    Ah well, I guess I’ll have to live vicariously through him on this one.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice



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  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by park police I never implied the CIA watches me directly. They have brown nosing boot lickers to do that for them.

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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    It’s not a bad lookin ass, just some big mud flaps.
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    She says in the video:
    “Because theyre in the same situstion as you”

    No not really. Most of thema are sexpats who can get laid for being foreign here and have game and money to back it up while i am an ex con deported from usa who actually now makes good money but still cant get laid nor want to with these pollack females.
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  19. Technologist victim of incest
    ^^^^^thats all me! And I’m tan in this pic. I’m white-white!
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist Why do cat owners smell like cat piss?

    same reason my cats smell like human piss
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