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2019-08-21 at 2:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-08-21 at 1:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Australia joins US-led anti-Iran flotilla… in the name of national security & economic interests
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2019-08-20 at 10:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-08-20 at 3:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'll probably just do some nice painting instead
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2019-08-20 at 1:52 PM UTC in I'm depressedEpiphany
An epiphany (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphanea, "manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of a sudden and striking realization. Generally the term is used to describe scientific breakthrough, religious or philosophical discoveries, but it can apply in any situation in which an enlightening realization allows a problem or situation to be understood from a new and deeper perspective. Epiphanies are studied by psychologists and other scholars, particularly those attempting to study the process of innovation. Epiphanies are relatively rare occurrences and generally follow a process of significant thought about a problem. Often they are triggered by a new and key piece of information, but importantly, a depth of prior knowledge is required to allow the leap of understanding. Famous epiphanies include Archimedes's discovery of a method to determine the volume of an irregular object ("Eureka!") and Isaac Newton's realization that a falling apple and the orbiting moon are both pulled by the same force. The word epiphany originally referred to insight through the divine. Today, this concept is more often used without such connotations, but a popular implication remains that the epiphany is supernatural, as the discovery seems to come suddenly from the outside. -
2019-08-20 at 12:45 PM UTC in I hate being human
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2019-08-20 at 12 PM UTC in I hate being human
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2019-08-20 at 6:31 AM UTC in Candyrein is now self aware that she is sexually unagreeable
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2019-08-20 at 6:12 AM UTC in I hate being human
Originally posted by aldra 13/f/cali
Don't be coy, anybody who can fuck you over with your dox already knows everything about you down to how often you shit and what containments are in your fecal matter.
I have/had a friend in your position, he's Australian and would complain about being stuck in a deep depression, I think he took medication too.
What you need to realize is you're a mistake and the fact that you even exist is a "miracle" (if you can consider yourself to be worthy of that title).
There are people born so fucked they can't even piss right, they shit out of their ears.
At some point you're going to start losing your senses and at a certain age you'll be so fucked in the head you can't even hold a conversation.
SO my advice is to stop caring about human life and the format that was crafted for you by others.
I hope you're still reading this far, because I have some important information for you.
My life is a testament to the human body's ability to evolve to any situation, I grew up in extreme isolation and in my late teens went through spine surgery that took away most of my tactile senses, then I became an alcohol and here I am now but you know what? I still find reasons to live adn things that give me some desire to go on and live ... even if they aren't necessarily reasonable or doable.
You have this notion of what is rationale and realistic, you gotta throw that shit down the toilet and start living outside of rationality.
There is nothing sane or normal about this reality but the masses who are asleep subscribe to that notion.
There are people every single day on this planet who do things that would seem so utterly macbre and bizarre, like murdering little children and eating their body parts and that kind of shit is what excites them, gives them a glimpse of something new and differnnt ... now I'm not suggesting you go out and hurt people but what I am saying is you gotta start thinking outside the box.
From wht I have gathered you're a boring wage slave code monkey with an ordinary life, what if you sold all your shit and tried explxoring the world or become a performance artist?
stand in the middle of your hometown with a megaphone yelling at random people about how much you hate yourself and how much of a loser you are, that'll at least excite you for a few minutes.
idk people like you piss me off because you are so stuck in the ordinary routine you can't even allow yourself to branch out and try something new and different.
Maybe you should become an alcoholic and explore your inner world inside consciousness like me, learn how to meditate and hallucinate.
I told you I was up for starting an Industrial band with you, what havey ou got to lose you should visit the states and play some shows with me in frnt of a bunch of mouth breathing idiot fleshbags then we can hit the bars and ruminate about how depressed and miserable we are. -
2019-08-20 at 3:13 AM UTC in it's a fucking rave in my room
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2019-08-19 at 1:41 PM UTC in clinicallydepressedgang
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2019-08-19 at 1:36 PM UTC in clinicallydepressedgangmy normie friend actually hit me up last night and asked me to go to thai food with him and his girlfriend. i've been bitching to him a lot in recent weeks about my life so he knows what's going on in my life kind of even though we never hung out outside work. like 5 minutes after we order their neighbor by "coincidence" shows up and orders her food and sits next to me and they kept going "oh what a COINCIDENCE" to see you here as she mentions like 3 times over an hour that she's single and is putting her hand on my shoulder and shit. shes kind of cute and i felt like my friend actually gives a shit about me enough to go out of his way for me but i don't even feel like i can do it. it feels weird, almost disrespectful to both me and her (and her) to even fuck around with someone else when i still have 5 years worth of lodged memories of my ex in memory
people say you just need to see someone else or start dating again but i think that's pretty much just using codependency as a replacement. like you are literally just depending on someone else to replace those feelings and memories, without establishing a new self to share with them first. its stupid and selfish and gross and bound for failure because the basis of the entire relationship would be just to kill off those feelings with your ex. i wouldn't want to be either person in that relationship. i guess if all you want is a warm body to eat and sleep with you then it gets the job done. but maybe the problem is with me and it's unrealistic to expect much more than that. -
2019-08-19 at 4:13 AM UTC in Why does Portland Oregon have so many screaming pussies?Screaming pussies sounds like a cool name for a metal band
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2019-08-19 at 1:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-08-19 at 12:34 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-08-18 at 11:30 AM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
Originally posted by -SpectraL I would just grow my own tobacco.
This. In all western countries they add "flavor enhancers" which is basically a bunch of chemicals that not only add to the addiction, but also the cancer too. Chinese tobacco smokers, who typically smoke directly from dried leaf, are on the level of somewhere around 1/8th the cancer rate. We must also keep in mind, everything we drink or ingest has some level of radioactive material that could be considered "cancerous". Boron in the rocks and trees. Minimal background outer space radiation. Radioactive iodine in the smallest of levels but still there if you live in Europe.
So instead of banning the naturally growing plant, just plant the idiots that misuse it or the corporate faggots that add a bunch of shit to it. How bou' dah? -
2019-08-18 at 2:15 AM UTC in My GF Let Me Pull Out Her Tampon!
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2019-08-17 at 3:31 PM UTC in A British ski instructor who laughed as he raped a woman in Australia, has been jailed for 10 years...
Originally posted by WellHung Matthew James Williams, 29, was working as a ski instructor in Australia when he followed the victim and her friend home from the pub.
He knocked her male friend out before raping the woman, punching her in the face and biting her as she struggled to break free.
The friend regained consciousness and tried to help but he lashed out at him again, kicking him to the floor.
The ordeal only ended when the friend managed to get away from him and flagged down a passing car, causing Williams to run off.
Folks, I've envisioned myself doing this multiple times over…I Would Totally get off from, and be thrilled, to do exactly as Matthew Williams did…The ONLY thing That is stopping me, is that I don't wanna be jailed for 10 years.
You piece of shit. I'd rape you just so you would see what it's like but you would probably enjoy that -
2019-08-17 at 2:30 PM UTC in FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
Originally posted by Sudo when I lie on my bed change falls from my pockets then I strip to go to sleep and wake up without realizing a bunch of change is stuck to me then when I go shower in the morning I am slightly started to hear the clanging of change against the tub
For me its always loose water bottle caps in my bed that I don't see and end up getting wedged in my asshole when I roll over onto them while sleeping. -
2019-08-17 at 12:44 PM UTC in Oral Hygiene Niggas