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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM If you say one more bad thing about mushrooms or pineapple i will fucking fuck you fucker

    Pineapple is awesome. Just not on a pizza. Mushrooms on the other hand, always suck.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weed smeels amazing.

    Mushrooms and pineapple on pizza dont.
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But kids aren't too much fun if no one will have them with you. :(

    I could have kids though. There are people that would carry my babbies, but I'm not stable enough to want that to happen.

    I always wanted to adopt a babby just to torture it but in my heart of hearts I feel that's probably wrong.

    In general though, kids are just so much more fun than adults. You never know what they're thinking...

    I was at a brewery last evening and I had to go to the bathroom and as I was walking down the hall there were two little boys in front of me and we got to the door and it had a yellow caution tape strapped over it that said "closed for cleaning" and the one boy looked up at me like "what do we do?"

    I told him just open the door and peek inside and he did it and looked back at me again like "yeah it seems fine" and I said "fuck it just go in."

    So we did. Me and these two little boys went into the bathroom, the one boy went to the stall, the other littler boy went to the baby urinal and I went to the other urinal and we all peed at the same time.

    I pee pretty fast so I was self conscious about not being the first one done peeing faster than a 5 year old kid so I clinched my pean so I peed slower, but the one kid was literally done in 5 seconds, but the kid in the stall wasnt. So me and the one kid washed our hands together and left and I said "hey aren't you gonna wait for your friend?" and he said "oh. Oh yeah" and then went back.

    /thread
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    reboot was a sick show

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  6. Originally posted by Sudo this is compeletely false and is what beta cucks say. Fucking choke yourself to death

    You pay with time and that's it, which is infinitely more valuable than money.

    Time IS money, as me old mum used to say when her clients 30 mins was up.
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HTS You're the same age as me, right? Face it, dude. We're old as fuck.

    gettin up there lil sismo.. what are you 27 or so? Soon in a blink of an eye you'll be 32 like me ahahahhahahahahaha!

    I work with people my age and older but also a lot of younger gonts and gorls and It will come up in conversation how old I am and I'll tell them, not gonna lie and they'll be like "really?" one girl he even punched me in the chest calling me a liar. So I had to "erotically" slap her.. her words not mine.. she just kept going on like geez I didn't know you were so old.. lol

    gaythrax and I were talking the other day about how we're from 1987 and how we're getting old but he's right. But thats why I'm trying to quit drinking so much so I can still feel young even at an older age. I know some dudes that are like 45 and are still good looking and play downtown in band and young girls like them and I'll ask them how do you do it. And they'll be like "I finally decided to quit polluting my body constantly" lol easier said than done..
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Was gas that 1970s film out of canada?

    no but it is out of canadia, since its cronenberg, my favorite movie of his is scanners that or the fly



    scanners is probably my favorite scifi movie it even has michael ironside (another cannuck) that was in starship troopers, the show V, total recall ect..

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  9. Originally posted by mmQ Pics



    I apparently FREAKED THE FUCK OUT starting to rip envrything, kicking open, etc and got thorazine'd

    It's apparently also the third this has occurred in an ambulance

    It's like the moment my will to die overwhelm my will to live
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol.
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  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i only read the title but i’m pretty sure you stole it from martin luther king jr you fagget
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sudo fucking trains

    NO ONE HAS TO BE A TRAIN IF THEY DONT WANT TO
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  13. Originally posted by Lanny americans are also known to fuck your mom

    as do non american yours.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    yes, mossad are in fact professional killers. They manage to rake in a lot more money and rack up more bodies than any group of niggas on a corner though
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Refusing to offer a service because of someones gender is illegal and discriminatory. If you operate a business you can only choose to offer services to a certain gender but if you find out they are transgender and refuse them that is discrimination.

    These laws exist to protect people, if everyone wasn't such a bigoted asshole we wouldn't need retarded discrimination and racism laws.

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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice No one would use a short acting benzo to taper off a long acting one. Once you taper with Valium you just gradually decrease the Valium.

    I've personally witnessed several doctors prescribe exactly that. Valium, and then Lorazepam.
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  17. I dont give a shit about autists and their manifestos
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  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Makeup on, shawty suckin like an Altoid
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  19. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Side effects of being in a wreck=chronic pain.
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  20. Excited to go to New Orleans
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