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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Anyway, what genre would you call "Life is Strange" music. Angsty teenage pixie girl music. I don't know. I posted this song before in this thread, but i was too lazy to go back to find it so now that Youtube recommended it to me again i bookmarked it. And had to think about Life is Strange again.




    Lolol, still looking suicidal.


    What genre is this? I've heard it described as Indy but IDK.
  2. Pacific Northwest hippy indie, at a lot of it...
  3. i started yelling at a gook lady for a few minutes and almost started going all out on her over something retarded that doesn't matter. I gotta learn how to deal with my anger because I'm liable to explode on people
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano i started yelling at a gook lady for a few minutes and almost started going all out on her over something retarded that doesn't matter. I gotta learn how to deal with my anger because I'm liable to explode on people

    You will "blank out" and end up getting second degree murder and 20 years in a federal penitentiary.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Got a problem? I got problem solvers
    Better a Beretta or maybe a Revolver
    Stealthy killa? Maybe go for the Ka-Bar
    Broke ass nigga? Sharpened piece of Rebar

    I got what you need, even hired muscle
    Stressed out? Cop some weed from my side hustle
    What you do? It really doesn't concern us
    Come around to the back, half price on the blast furnace

    Good tools means half the job done
    Soph's hardware shop, we're the best in town, son
    Low prices, high kill rate that's our slogan
    I'll even sell you a boat so you can dump 'em in the ocean


    I mean that's what i would do, can i gift wrap that for you?
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  6. Wheede dealing isn't hard shit no more, I wanna hear songs about brown dealing but nobodys willing to make it/listen to it. I wouldnt deal wheede even if it was easy money i hate the smell
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Wheede dealing isn't hard shit no more, I wanna hear songs about brown dealing but nobodys willing to make it/listen to it. I wouldnt deal wheede even if it was easy money i hate the smell

    Make your own song fam. I found this dope beat for you.



    Makes me feel like writing rhymes about friends i've lost to drugs, but i haven't lost any friends to drugs. That's not very 'hood' i know, but most of my friends are high functioning dysfunctional people, so you know. Make of that what you will.
  8. Originally posted by Sophie Make your own song fam. I found this dope beat for you.



    Makes me feel like writing rhymes about friends i've lost to drugs, but i haven't lost any friends to drugs. That's not very 'hood' i know, but most of my friends are high functioning dysfunctional people, so you know. Make of that what you will.

    Nice. That song showed me that my car's bass is a lot better than I thought it was.. I have the luxury package but haven't really tested it with anything instrumental. That stuff can be OK for studying or working to because it's not distracting you by going all over the place, but at the same time it's really frustrating to me how that beat has a million different ways it can turn into something extrmely deep and complex like some sountrack music, but instead of doing that it does the same relatively simple thing over and over and becomes forgetable.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Nice. That song showed me that my car's bass is a lot better than I thought it was.. I have the luxury package but haven't really tested it with anything instrumental. That stuff can be OK for studying or working to because it's not distracting you by going all over the place, but at the same time it's really frustrating to me how that beat has a million different ways it can turn into something extrmely deep and complex like some sountrack music, but instead of doing that it does the same relatively simple thing over and over and becomes forgetable.

    Well it's a hiphop beat they tend to be repetitive. You were complaining about LoFi earlier. But LoFi has some gems that actually do explore the music and the rhythms on a deeper level than regular old hiphop.
  10. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Sophie is a pedophile
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sure am.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is it possible for me to seem more like a faggot?
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo Is it possible for me to seem more like a faggot?

    Sure. Dress in more yellows and lavenders.
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  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I've gotten to the point where it seems everyone is nervous of my energy. I'm kinda big n tattooed and institutionalized and always smell like weed and either have a young girl who looks like she used to be a stripper (because she was) or people who are clearly on steroids with me who seem to listen to me so I guess I understand but I really am a nice guy and I feel people I want to build with are avoiding me because they're scared. Even this girl I used to fuck is super smart and I want to pick her brain about something I keep messaging her about and I know she's thinkin "oh dat hood nigga tryna slide up to me on sum sciencey tech shit when he tryna get biological" except I doubt her thoughts use ghetto parlance because her speech pattern never does. I've really never ripped anyone off in my life, overtly, unless it was a robbery but I feel people are wary of me for no good reason. I think the answer may actually be posting pictures of myself on social media helping kittens with juvenile diabetes or maybe make a beard of baby otters, idk, I usually disarm with humor but my humor is kinda dark and I don't realize it.

    Is it possible for me to seem more like a faggot?

    Nobody is afraid of you you're just a cringey loser who stands around thinking these ridiculously presumptuous thoughts and people can tell what a cunt you are.
  16. Originally posted by Sudo I've really never ripped anyone off in my life, overtly, unless it was a robbery



    Top kek

    That one snuck up on me
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo I've gotten to the point where it seems everyone is nervous of my energy. I'm kinda big n tattooed and institutionalized and always smell like weed and either have a young girl who looks like she used to be a stripper (because she was) or people who are clearly on steroids with me who seem to listen to me so I guess I understand but I really am a nice guy and I feel people I want to build with are avoiding me because they're scared. Even this girl I used to fuck is super smart and I want to pick her brain about something I keep messaging her about and I know she's thinkin "oh dat hood nigga tryna slide up to me on sum sciencey tech shit when he tryna get biological" except I doubt her thoughts use ghetto parlance because her speech pattern never does. I've really never ripped anyone off in my life, overtly, unless it was a robbery but I feel people are wary of me for no good reason. I think the answer may actually be posting pictures of myself on social media helping kittens with juvenile diabetes or maybe make a beard of baby otters, idk, I usually disarm with humor but my humor is kinda dark and I don't realize it.

    Is it possible for me to seem more like a faggot?

    Is your Avi a legit picture of you ? If so you legit look like a decent man.
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut


  19. Swiss dark chocolate with caramel and sea salt infused with raw THC distillate dissolved in coconut oil, around 55-60 mg each. Hits way better than my brownies did.
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  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I tried making distillate brownies but they didn't do shit :(((

    What's your method?

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