"No, please no", said the disgusting nonce before I gelded his tiny penis off.
"MY DICK!!!"
Blood squirted from where his member once hung then I raised my knife, the sunlight catching the blade, his eyes widening in sheer terror; I stabbed furiously. Curling in a foetal position on the floor, coughing blood he looked up just as I started taking a hot steamy piss on his face.
"May your sins be washed away".
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I found this co parenting site where hot single females are wanting sperm donors or a co parent, either way they want a baby so it's WIN-WIN!
Within an hour of putting my profile up I've been smashed in messages. From fat ugly Dykes that have the temerity of messaging to some A+ class stunners that want my babies.
Now I no longer have fucking Clap I can seed the human race with my beta genes and bag myself a hawt baby momma.
***WINNING***
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hydromorphone
victim of incest
[insincerely conduce my paisley]
Oh, and Merry Christmas, happy Holidays to all you cool cats, and Happy New year I'm the event I'm out living my life, actually happy for the most part. I may stop in to say Hi, but I'm usually too occupied with other shit.
Take care, y'all.
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Spenser and Mike discuss the bombshell Afghanistan Papers, proving the depth to which the US government has been lying to keep us in the senseless war.
I feel really fuckin' good today. Really really on point and getting an assload of work done I've been putting off and had no motivation to do. High productivity feels great when in the zone.
My car isn't as janked as I thought maybe, although it's still a lot of money to get worked on, and my eyes are working better and something else really cool happened. (:
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they showed just how broken up Trump was over this charge against him. he was killing a 3 pound lobster with a little extra drowning it in butter for good measure. that was only the surf, you should have seen the endangered species of bald eagle he was gulfing down like it could have been the very last one.
yeah, he was dropping crawkodile tears in his crystal.
real broken up man i tell ya, really broken up hahahahahahahahahaha
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