Wow I can't believe you would believe that ur priorities are higher than your indentured servant wife.
I always wanted to have a harem of 1 black lady, 1 Mexican lady and 1 Asian lady and then just me and 2 dildos I would make out of that penis caste so I could just take turns stretching them out in new ways with my 3 big white weiners
But how do I put that on a dating profile
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I feel NIS is one of those very rare forums that can literally reminisce the exact feeling/environment just by reading the threads to the music. I literally remember the desk, computer, even the baggy t shirt that didnt fit me at 12 and had to wait till I was 14. I remember "No lifing" The forum until the rising dawn of next morning having not a worry in the world due to the effect of living my own adventure. Kids these days will read this and say how Nerdy/Cringe it sounds but everyone in my era will see it as remarkable.
for all of youre portable defecation needs call Kyle Toilethouse & Sons
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"Come on boys," I said
reported
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2021-12-24 at 12:43 AM UTC
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Marinol and ketamine
I fell through a kitchen floor in a bando at 2am after getting inmu first night out of the hospital. I ended up in the basement.
So much for not using dope. Got right back on the horse. My dealer got shot 5 times like 10minutes minutes before I got there. That sucked.
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Yeah sme, I think a lot of it comes down to Cigreting has seen or experienced a lot of female based trauma.
Because of his relatively young age we have to assume that it wasn't a peer aged lass that did this to him, it was his mother or older sister.
When it comes to bizarre occurrences that he relates to it's pretty obvious he's been personally victimized.
I'm really glad we're getting this user to open up about his sexual proclivities that derive from his sister & mother's abuses. I don't know how to go look back on a user's post to find his mentions of what his birth family's compilation was like but i wouldn't surprise if he's the youngest of 5 girls and they would do weird sexual/dress up shit to him.
A lot of the youngest out of a set of kids is gay, i think it' slike 8% chance in males u have a cock polisher and it raises 2% for each additional older sibling a child.
Great thread, I hope we get to get other users to open up about their own childhood trauma and resulting sexual proclivities soon.
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party to the crime of battery and party to the crime of disordelry conduct
i didn't talk bout it cuz i didn't want to tlk bout it. I didn't do it. People I heard of did it to him and it's from june of 2019
i've been fighting it for awhile and I'm pleaing out since i have like 10 priors and this way i don't have to do probation or pay more than like 700$
i live 5 miles from shore of lak emichign and i don't like fishing the lake. I fish the milwuakee river that runs from like West Bend to Northern Milwaukee
I don't ctch much fish and but like to go sit outside and i got most of my fishing stuff for free nd it's all brand new so i enjoy teaching myself the hobby.
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Originally posted by Kev
thats a shocker there, considering how many faggots, niggers and pedos didnt wanna be your friend on this site.
whats it like to be you anyway?
The hell is that suppose to mean what it like to be me motherfucker
It's okay, i get by. I'm not sure if you want like life story but in a nutshell, i'm a polydrug user and an alcoholic who enjoys learning my personality is below average and I am very loving person that has a mean streak. I'm getting older and not more successful and I have a parasitic lifestyle that revolves around my short term goals and happiness. I have rheumatoid arhtritis that is well managed by government paid for biologics, and bipolar. I'm balding and in good shape, 180-6'1 and I consider myself to be above average intelligence but no longer a genius like I was about 15 years ago, this may be because I haven't really been completely sober & probably could come back.
I like myself but I love myself more.
In a nutshell it's alright
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I liked to masturbate and exercise, I tried to make a lot of friends, but I wasn't all that successful.
I hung out with a couple people and still am friends with about a dozen of them.
I've been to a couple prisons and have done two bids.
I remember enjoying reading, both non fiction, and fiction, and testing SSRIs and other drugs non narcotic drugs both medicinally with a treatment plan & recreationally in the rec yard.
Biggest thing for me in jail is playing cards and making jokes and fighting, in prison the biggest thing is hanging out with my friends and keeping a routine and then heavy fucking with people we don't like& child molestors.
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My exgirlfriend gave me back all my stuff except my bonsai trees & my fish tank witht he aqurium plnts in it, so I think thta's super good.
I been smoking weed and trying to drink no more can 8 steel reserves a day. I have to go live in jail for 34 days soon.
I think it's in my best interest to do it between the 10th & the 13th of february.
gonna try to maximize my shit posting till then
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Jason Stanley is one of those insane and neurotic jedis who sits around all day worrying about the nazis coming to holocaust him again, for the 6 millionth time.
I hope we don't disappoint him
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Originally posted by stl1
HELL YEAH, I'M ANTI-FASCIST!
Are you anti-zionist?
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I have no idea what's going on but it's good u found drugs
First day I met him, I told his silly ass the same thing I told Kr0z.
Go to LA, Audition for The Groundlings Troupe on melrose. it's apart of the old Chicago/Toronto Second City Troupe.
He's such a weirdo character that he might get a chance to audition for Lorne Michaels for SNL. prolly not but he's got that energy.
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2021-12-23 at 4:52 AM UTC
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My day sucks.
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Imma start with some Mickey Thompsons and then Ill order a fuck load of new tools. After that Ill buy a fancy new laptop and a massaging couch.
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2021-12-23 at 4:38 AM UTC
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My day sucks.
I got home and found all my packages in the hallway of the neighboring building.
All had been cut open and gone through but everything was there.
I still called Amazon and told the Indian I wanted a full refund so basically I just got someone to open my boxes for me and scored $126 worth of shit for free.
I plan on ordering more expensive shit and doing it again next time.
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Well, I'd need to buy like a suit, a chili suit. I'd walk around and bearmace people.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Women don't think with logic or reason, only emotion and impulse.
U literally had sex w hydro. U got a big voice on the internet 😂
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This lady I work with who is probably in her mid to late 50's has been yapping on and on about getting to finally see her long distance boyfriend for the holidays.
The story is they met online somehow and he is stationed overseas in Turkey working for the US military and is some high up fancy pants.
They have never met in person but apparently have been talking for several months.
On Monday she took off work to go pick him up at the airport and she had taken the rest of the week off to spend with him.
On Tuesday she came back to work and I had to ask how her boyfriend was and her reply was that he got stopped at the airport in Turkey because he had morphine (prescribed) in his bag so they beat him up and threw him in jail.
I almost tried to act shocked but instead just went "right..."
So I asked her what she did and she said "I sent him a bunch of money to get out of jail."
And I said "right..."
Then I asked her if I could see a picture of him and she showed me a picture of what looks like a young Justin Beeber.
Then she went on about how he works at the embassy there and they won't even help him.
I said "right..."
And for the rest of the night I heard her repeat this load of shit story to all the people she worked around and the women were all like "OMG that cray cray."
and all the men were like "right..."
I wouldn't be surprised one fucking bit to find out she has been sending some guy she has never met nor will ever meet money for months.
And of course everything seems picture perfect in her head.
Im sorry but no young kid in the military (not that he is even real) is going to be trying to long distance hook up with this old hag of a woman.
I wanted to hit her with a big red flag and could have because I know she wouldn't see it.
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2021-12-22 at 5:50 PM UTC
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Christmas wishes
I'm about to head out for our Christmas lunch where we reward the underlings with a small meal, a small bonus check and then do our gift giving...then it's 6 days off for me.
Enjoy the festivities nigs.
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