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  1. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Bismillah is used as an exclamation like "very good" in the middle East.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the country's religious authority has officially declared nuclear weapons as haraam; they literally don't see the point
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Finally found something we agree about.

    You ever have a girl give you head then try to kiss you after? I shock them by making out with them as I hold their chin.
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo Brad made hts all flustered. I would like hanging out with them as well. HtS is so humble and scron is so quirky, they probably make such a sweet pair, it's a shame they don't spread their good vybz to more people

    we are pretty cool white power couple but probably not that much fun to hang out with, we have the same MBTI type both infP introverts but we rarely interact with people our own age

    its hard to find anyone on our level that isn't just interested in fucking one of us. I usually get along with females better than guys but it seems like every woman I meet my age these days is just trying to sell me their onlyfans and has no interest in having a genuine friendship.

    My workplace culture is all young single folx my age THEY ARE ALL SINGLE and want to hook up in the parking lot and get in each others cars at lunch to make each other jealous like some highschool drama shit and I am just this weirdo that's been in a relationship for years and can't relate to anyone anymore

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  5. Bread Yung Blood


    Schenanigans continue
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Here I go on a tangent;

    The United States was founded by people who were fleeing places they didn't like. A bunch of non conformists. Now you end up with a whole laundry list of different nations (Back when Whites were not considered a unified race, but a stratified nation of nationalities).

    THe United States was made with the idea of equality for all citizens. Not higher citizens, not lower ones. While money is obviously going to dictate any groups political representation, the basic line is that all United States citizens regardless of race, creed, sex, or religion are guaranteed certain liberties and rights.

    I'm sorry you don't like a certain group, you're not alone, but let's be real, they have a 1 to 1 value to you in terms of being an American.

    I welcome all people into the melting pot as long as they're willing to work, love American citizenship, and most importantly- Don't have tuberculosis.
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  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Oh, never mind, I melted it all with my flame thrower.
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    we met up and smoked a hash joint honestly the hash wasn't much to write home about but the nigga seemed cool to me I would tell him to hand me the cocaine if the cops rolled up id hold that shit and say its mine ya haerd
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    cigreting doesn't wanna deal with his childhood trauma of being molested by an older sister

    yes women can molest little boys

    i suspect he had to be fingered while his other sisters laughed and they beat off his little 11 year old peeter

    yes cigreting i know your sister

    mom walked in while he was crying but POKE & STROKE they kept going while he had to try new shoes on as they'd alternate

    mom was never more disappointed

    now he calls it a "Smelly Hole" & Thinks ill women are out to get him


    Cigreting a lot of my tranny lovers have felt better after watching this

    I jacked off to it too

    maybe you'll feel better

    if mama don't make me put on the dress again



    or go by a dress from good will u fucking faggot
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Have you ever fucked a guy so hard he shit on your dick?

    Ya bro here's the worst of it: I had a white harry Potter shirt like lego land kinda thing I remember there was a bitch ass lego (Hi Grylls) hand holding a wand or some shit. Point being it was White. So you know me, I am about 6 steel reserves in when this white 32 year old man who we will call "Jacob" (white) texts me and says, hey brad what you doing tonight, wanna get drinks

    I being cerebral , message him, forgot to mention this is about 2014-2015. He gives me vodka lemonades, and normally i just drink beer, so at some point I begin fornicating him.

    I coulnd't find my shirt two days later cuz he hid it,b ut yeah like a giant ugly /\ shape at the bottom was his chocolate thumbprint. I Guess I fucked him for so long (before sweating and removing my shirt) that he began to leak blood mixed with shit.


    Smelled terrible but I persevered then passed out on his roommates couch (my friend alex's mom's couch i should say) and left.

    so yeah that's a real thing
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    hey hydromorphone, idk if you like me, i don't have an opiate problems but want to sodomize you. I"m moving to florida in spring, wanna kick it? I need weed (this is an aside, i'll kick it with you sober if u want)
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Had my post christmas nuptuals today. I'm glad he's doing well.

    We tried doing ass stuff, but like, i'm not totally comfortable meeting someone for the first time and them asking me to fist them. Then he wants me to make the controller vibrate a lot.

    The sensation of holding a vibrating n64 controller against his man clam felt really awkward, i didn't want to do it at all but he asked who bought me beer and is giving me a ride home, so after like an hour (might not have been the whole hour but it felt like two), he finally rolled over and said he was done.

    I don't know if I offended him, he got really really upset when I put on heterosexual porn.

    Point being, don't meet up with Fonaplats unless you wanna shove a rumble pack in his ass and then have him asking if you're ready to go home.

    No pics included, he took my phone. That's how I figured out I wasn't a massive homosexual.
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  13. Thanks guys. I just need to vent a bit. Feels like someone punched me in the stomach.

    Like itd been like a cool 6 years since i fucked. And the first girl who comes onto me…this? Maybe i just used up all my good luck not getting shot or sent to prison. Idk.
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  14. Nile bump
    Honestly that's totse as fuck.

    Represent.
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  15. Bread Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Jeff If you aren't obese you're probably diabetic

    Speak for yourself cuck nigga, I ain't uncle rico talking about highschool football. I was athletically ncaa competition competent and I also participated in reserve officer training corps for a period. And I enjoy skateboarding.

    Null dick scrub.
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  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo Honestly grylls reading about your courtship rituals is kinda sweet and strange to me. I don't have any experience with situations like this because I exhibit 99 red flags upon first encounter that are usually overlooked because I talk dat shit and we find each other marginally attractive when inebriated.

    It's like something off a really boring movie. I guess the reason is so you don't get emotionally invested while knowing there are barriers in your relationship advancing. Kinda the opposite way it seems most people do it. You must be a very sweet guy to put up with all this.

    What I really want to know is how many emojis do you send back and forth when you text. Are you even trying to emotionally manipulate her? I honestly couldn't do this for more than 1 day that didn't result in nookie. I think its very brave and I hope it will be worthwhile given all the work you are putting in. If she doesn't buy you flowers and let you hit on new years she's honestly a weird bad person. Look out for yourself above all else if you aren't getting anything out then say nice knowin ya ho

    I guess everyone has a sweet side but yeah

    This is where it’s getting deeper than psychical attraction already, shes caused this to happen but it feels right

    Of course we use emoji sometimes but only when they actually mean something not the endless “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” retard shit

    As for the church thing it went better than expected probably because Filipinos really are welcoming and polite to strangers if you show to make an effort

    Her friends must have enjoyed my company (really because I can’t speak Filipino I can get away with just smiling and flexing my handsome looks instead of coming up with bullshit conversation) because they invited me with them to a place called York tomorrow for some damn shopping at their expense so I feel obliged to go (just the travel costs)

    I know she sounds like a controlling bitch already but that’s really not the way, I made her wait on me a lot today

    Now the crazy part is.. she’s really opened up, like really let her guard down, she’s basically just there for the taking she might as well just bend over for me now



    What

    The

    Fuck
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  17. Originally posted by Sudo Did you get Covid? Herpes honestly isn't a big deal at all. You have something to remind you of the occasion besides this thread now. I'm depressed too and so is everyone else. Just seems like a really lonely and isolated holiday season, even worse than last year. Not gonna lie to you and say life sucks but I'd be lying to you if I said herpes meant anything to anyone who matters.

    Just be glad you got what you got out of what happened and take it and move on. Even when you've got cold pheromones you bagged a hawt interracial threesome and felt better about life forabit. The fact that you got herpes does not negate anything that happened. It's a side effect of that bitches poor decision making in thr past and does not in any way reflect poorly on you besides the decision not to wear a condom, which was a little careless. I almost fucked a girl without a condom a few weeks ago but thankfully she was as disgusted by me as I was of her and she quickly insisted I put one on. You'll b aite

    Yeah i have covid and herpes simultaneously now. Spent Christmas in a fucking leaky tent in the rain so i dont kill my elderly mother.

    This is just like an added hurdle i didnt need rn. I already have trouble approaching women n this is just some more bullshit.
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  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I dont even like her. Thats the worst part. So not fucking worth it. And now anybody i actually give a shit about i gotta broach this fucking topic with. I barely get laid as it is. Im just kind of in disbelief what fucking shitty decisions i still manage to make, and that after going so long without sex, this happened. Im just tired. I just wanted to feel good and do the things i missed doing when i was strung out all through my 20s.

    You still can Casper! My best friend has been married to her hubby for 25 years, and he had herpes when she met him. They used protection and/or just didn’t have sex during an active break out. They’ve been together and very sexually active all this time and she has never gotten it! Valtex keeps the break outs away!
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  19. Black chick gave me herpes 👍

    What in the actual fuck
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  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo Did you have an idyllic prairie Christmas Obbe?

    It is too cold. Polar vortex or some other world-is-ending-shit, I dunno.

    At least I have weed.
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