Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
People being thoughtless.
People not helping out.
Amazon delivered my packages to someone else.
Stuck at work and should have been home by now.
Day is wrecked.
Some say it's never too late to start your day over but that doesn't always work when shit already has happened and even though it may be out of your control it still affects you and disrupts your life and peace of mind.
Can't wait to go home.
Eventually...
2021-12-23 at 2:23 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I literally shed probably 3 tears today after yelling at someone (who was also yelling st me at times) an making a semi veiled threat to someone else after obsessing about def. Called another friend of mine a weirdo and kinda told him off when he was actively trying to help me and my family. Was fake nice to someone and it hurt my soul. Kinda got brushed off by this stupid ho I'm fucking because I gave her dick yesterday so she doesn't care about me and my emotional volatility today. Baby mama situation was a little better today. Not sure if I made any sense of the chaos but I'll try again tomorrow
2021-12-23 at 3:36 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
do you plan on working there the rest of your life
2021-12-23 at 4:38 AM UTC
I got home and found all my packages in the hallway of the neighboring building.
All had been cut open and gone through but everything was there.
I still called Amazon and told the Indian I wanted a full refund so basically I just got someone to open my boxes for me and scored $126 worth of shit for free.
I plan on ordering more expensive shit and doing it again next time.
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2021-12-23 at 4:48 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Alls I gotta do is pull my welcome mat inside so their delivery pictures fails to look like the rest of my delivery pictures and the nice Indian on the phone will credit me a refund in 2 business days.
2021-12-23 at 4:52 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Imma start with some Mickey Thompsons and then Ill order a fuck load of new tools. After that Ill buy a fancy new laptop and a massaging couch.
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2021-12-23 at 8:57 AM UTC
Do you know why it's "Seasonal" work with Amazon? Because if you fuck up in the 90 day probation period, Your season is up! ;)
that driver wont be lasting very long.
They start you out with a baby rout of 55 boxes. then 120 the next week and then in a month its 250 packs, they expect you to have had a 100 percent accuracy within the 90 days period.
Probation aka Probie.
2021-12-23 at 9:03 AM UTC
Fona, Why don't you become a Amazon driver? You could do it. You're skinny but strong (I think)
all you have to do is remember "FiLo" First in Last Out. you sideload the van by sticking the last tent box to unload. you stack like 16 of these fuckers filled with shit. you unzip them, and you grab all the bag and toss them on the passenger seat and the top of the dashboard. put everything in betabetical order, it's easy to quickly search by letter of last name and bolt. You're not allowed to leave the van behind to run packages a few houses up. Its faster but they see you moved away from the van and it's a termination violation. so always deliver one-two houses side by side at the most. then drive the van to the next set of houses. it's annoying as fuck but hey, it's their gas and transmission getting fucked up. not yours. beat the shit out of the van if you like. just make sure it isn't physically damaged on the outside.
YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!
2021-12-23 at 9:06 AM UTC
LOL lazy ass drivers afraid of losing their Jobs will take a dark out photo and push it with "Not enough light" or some lame shit. showing were they dropped off the package. and then toss the packages out the window on the side of freeways or dumpsters at gas stations.
our crew leaders were finding packages close by the fulfillment center. LOL the package you don't get might be on the side of a freeway
