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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CrazyJoe CK was a wild fucker. Last I heard they were definitely NOT together anymore, this would have been some 5 years ago at least.

    Do you remember writinganovel/Jessica Wang? She made a website dedicated to finding panzerfaust and another one about her fear of being cremated alive. She was in a nut house too. If you have any info on panzer I'm sure she would be very appreciative
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just because you don't know what the reason is doesn't mean there isn't a reason.

    Just because it's more interesting to you doesn't mean the most ridiculous and far fetched scenario occurred
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CandyRein *tokez*

    So….a lot of times..I'll tell my guy I'm doing something…I'm telling him I'm doing something because i want to do it and i can't text while I'm doing it …

    I don't wanna say flat out ..I'm busy ..don't text me until i text I'm done because that's mean…to me in my mind ..

    *Tokez*

    So while I'm doing stuff he'll continuously text me and i gotta stop doing what I'm doing to respond…

    So i sent him some pics..and I'm like …I'm a to curl my hair..I'll be ready in about 40 min… Because we had plans to make lunch together after i curled my hair…

    So the whole time I'm trying to do it …he's texting me ..I'm responding but I'm thinking you gotta be doin this on purpose you know I'm busy getting ready…

    So he sends this pepe pic of pepe looking through a peephole and a message that simply says HI …..😭

    I knew right then and there ..that he does it on purpose…

    Silly self ..he didn't get silly like this until he started being with me…he was a much more not uptight person but way less silly..he uses my language now ..2 yrs ago that man would ever have said" it's yummy times"…. but i digress ..💗

    He sounds possessive and controlling but you probably like that. I bet he says he wouldn't know what to do without you and counts the minutes between your messages. 🚩🚩🚩
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CrazyJoe Wasnt JPW that bald dutchman?

    I tried to convince him he had a dented head. He's a good gentleman.

    Man you're HB OG. I was Getoffmylawn on totse between bannings and alts. I wonder if CK and tinted glass are still married
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CandyRein But before i leave!! I'm not a midget…I'm actually 2 inches taller than a dwarf so how can I be a midget… F U all!

    On the CUSP of midgethood
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She looks like she has down syndrome, are you just messaging randoms on snapchat because your algorithm is tuned to early teens?
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ With big record labels and Hollywood hits, they like to murder you when you're out of the country and alone in your hotel room. They know the cops over there won't give a fuck, and it's then out of the jurisdiction of the ones who do. They'll most usually slip you an overdose in your drink or food to kill you, if they know you have a history of drug abuse.

    Are you implying, without any evidence whatsoever, that the drummer for the foo fighters was murdered for absolutely no reason by a shadowy cabal that runs the world?

    I think this "shadowy cabal" is just a deus ex machima for things you don't like. I wish he was alive too and I know you can play everlong on the boom boom tsks but there was no conspiracy to take him out. Pretty sure his friends and family would call you an absolutely retard if they knew anyone was saying that about him
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sup crazyjoe, are we talking about a bicycle? If so I'm kinda glad your bike is destroyed because nobody in north America should use them. Glad you ok
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nile and called it, buddy gets back asks me to leave today. talk about short notice. when it rains it pours.

    ffs…. i swear im right. if something goes well….. then i have something else take a nosedive.

    c'est la vie.

    I'll fucking kill him. Give me his name, address and allergies
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nile if ww3 breaks out and me being retarded and having my hands freeze makes it so i cant b drafted…. ill b fucking laughing.

    so yeah just need ww3, no biggie to turn this personal tragedy(so Sad) to uhh triumph?

    Man I was wondering how the finger amputation went, how much percentage wise did they take off? Can you still hold things? Are your thumbs still opposable? Did they graft on a claw?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Stephen crowder is both fake and gay but he wrote a fake article called "fatness as self care in the era of trump" and got it accepted into a journal and digitally presented it 5o a virtual conference dressed like a woman and now I like him a little bit
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra it's not usually worth the effort and I'm rapidly losing my mind anyway

    also my girlfriend has had covid for the last week and I haven't contracted it, which is kind of funny because she's boosted and I didn't bother getting any shots

    I read this the other day though:

    http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/c++/I_did_it_for_you_all

    apparently the guy who invented and implemented C++ intentionally made it unneccesarily confusing and vast in order to raise the IQ entry barrier, the goal being to make it impossible to churn out hordes of code monkeys and stop companies from driving programmers' wages down

    That seems noble but he didn't predict it being intuitive to a billion Kerpals
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Calling Spectral a leftist is like call shit sweet.

    That joke was only a foot off the ground and it still went over your head. You must be crawling on your belly
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wild Bill hicocknose

    Wyatt Herpes
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm getting some bbby chickens today so I can now start doing CHICKEN STUFF

    I'm going to recruit my light skinned buddy and his overweight stepson to help me build a chicken coop. I think it will be a good experience for the stepson as he seems to be having difficulties. I posted about him before at a superbohl shindig and I think he will appreciate the time spent even if he's just carrying wood and cinderblocks
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He's going to bang/sniff pesky travels
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Americans will eat each other. Mark my words.

    I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob IM READY
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nonce Cassidy and the Skindown Kid
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I guess that's implying the hierarchy of respect goes Adam Sandler>Bob Barker > Drew Carey (or carrie) and now I can't stop thinking of a movie where drew carrie slaughters his high school prom Dance because he was bullied. That's definitely a meme possibility
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I know it wasn't serious because nobody messages you.

    What is the last text you got the wasn't automated or from someone you only know via the internet? Don't lie, be honest.

    I was happy when Bob Barker got suckerd punched by Happy Gilmore ... I think Drew Carrie would have gotten beat by Happy Gilmore.. Bob barkers a thug he makes Drew Carey look like a girl
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