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2018-08-16 at 5:13 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what Mother Teresa would think about that.
She would probably want me to pay her money for using her name. I read like half of "the missionary position" when I realized that she was clearly very fallible, greedy, and morally selective but ole Hitch was just being a mean ole drunk -
2018-08-16 at 5:10 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?I know a guy who used to try to use "rickroll" as an adjective for being beaten badly. It didn't catch on. I bet that guy was actually enter
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2018-08-16 at 5:07 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?I once used a lepers decapitated arm to fingerblast myself from here to Calcutta
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2018-08-16 at 4:44 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?Hydromorphone is a terrible person and a 7.5/10 drug
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2018-08-16 at 4:40 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?
Originally posted by mmQ Of course.
In order to win the game you have to score more points than the other team.
-John Madden
Me and my brother are going to dress up like tranny Goths, pretend we dont know what punk sounds like and one of us will date Hillary Duff. Well do this to rebel against our fathers multiple head injuries
-Joel and Benji Madden -
2018-08-16 at 4:34 AM UTC in Will "I was on &T before 2006 under a different handle, I just can't say" FaggartI had like 100 accounts on totse. I forget why they kept getting banned. Is there a cache of the forum? I think the only thing I searched for after it closed was "da art of burgin" and the DC sniper letter
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2018-08-16 at 4:31 AM UTC in Remember that time DaGuru crawled through the snow?DaGuru was a very very strange person. He would go into graphic detail about how he wanted to chain bumble up in his garage to be his plaything. It was very buffalo bill
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2018-08-16 at 4:30 AM UTC in Why does everyone beat their women?If Spectral ever had a woman he would beat her literally biblically
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2018-08-16 at 1:57 AM UTC in If I were a cow who was shooting hoops...
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2018-08-15 at 10:11 PM UTC in If I were a cow who was shooting hoops...
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2018-08-15 at 10:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by aldra
Do you have any idea what 70s horror movie ends with all kinds of 2 headed freakish monsters chasing a girl or possibly girl and guy up to the top of the stairs before she opens the curtains or something and they all disappear? I've been trying to find it for a decade. I feel like it has a 1 word long name. Thanks in advance for finding it. -
2018-08-15 at 8:45 PM UTC in Niggerish idiocyncracies/speech patterns/pronunciations you doThis thread is now "What poor people say"
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2018-08-15 at 7:41 PM UTC in TOTSE members are willing to talk the talk...I only used totse to find the video of Janet Jackson's nipple. I'm behind 18 proxies and 5 vps' right now so I feel comfortable saying this
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2018-08-15 at 7:36 PM UTC in TOTSE members are willing to talk the talk...
Originally posted by stupid noob I came here to say this.
As far as my story, I used to make all different kinds of explosives, nitroglycerin TATP MEKP cheddite, ANFO ANNM APPN and a shit ton of LE like chlorate mixtures and flash powder mixtures, as well as regular old fireworks like aerial shells, gerbs, fountains, star guns, and of course firecrackers and polumnas. I used to make a shit ton of drugs too, meth DMT mushrooms weed etc. I've only been to jail for assault charges, terroristic threatening, and DUI.
Never once got busted doing any of the actual big shit, and only went to jail for the above shit because people are pussies and snitches. I never got caught because I was fucking smart about how I did things. I have since cleaned my life up and stopped all that crazy shit, and I live a pretty normal life. Glad I got out of the game when I did.
OP you have no fucking clue the kind of people that are on this website, because you're a little bitch and could only dream of the shit many of us used to do on the daily for shits and giggles.
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2018-08-15 at 6:18 PM UTC in Lmao, wtf? Holy fuck reddit are a bunch of moralfag pussies.That's pretty fucking funny. It's a pretty disgusting action but what makes it take is that there was no one around and he only did it once. I'm sure he's a weirdo IRL who people assume masturbates into yogurt on a daily basis
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2018-08-15 at 6:14 PM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?Muhammad Attah being a cia agent and them magically finding his passport on the ground is pretty surreal but totally believable
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2018-08-15 at 6:09 PM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?
Originally posted by totse3.com US Government not involved..however inside info on attack was used to profit..while falsly blaming suddam being involved for a precursor and reason for war.. To gain power in the region.. Osama Bin Ladwns family and the royal family. bin Saudi payed for the attack while blackop aided by righing planes with RC like technology.. Cheney bin Ladin in saudi emerits and some compartment of Mossad and maybe some dirty rogue afents help this..meanwhile erasing information on 2.3 trillion gone missung.. People knew and used this in advanced monitary gains.. Like Larry asilverstein?..carlyl group?.. It was an all around universal project for monetary n profit gains.. Millions being electronically wired in WTC 1 or 2 at 6am on sept 11Th 2001. N the gold cleard out a vault.. A FEMA employee video taped it.. Suddenly hes on the run because of murder charges against his suicided wife… So much Layered Rainbow Cake.. All documented excet the 2.3 was erased on servers at WTC 7 and the one area at the pentagon.. Killing US service men at a military base has to be instant public hanging for treason on the highest level.. This is a grpup in upper managent of multi nationalist
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2018-08-15 at 6:02 PM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?I remember when it happened I was kinda young so I thought everything that came afterwards was a massive overreaction. Like 3k people die everyday ykno.
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2018-08-15 at 5:21 PM UTC in Niggerish idiocyncracies/speech patterns/pronunciations you doThis is not necessarily niggerish, can just be the colloquial dialect or affected mannerisms. I.e. hipsters sighing a lot of saying "the avalanches are literally the biggest band in the world" or summink.
I use the word "just" to emphasize a situation, implying it is encapsulated in and of itself and me and my friends will laugh because nothing is ever in and of itself. I also use the word "right" similarly, because I'm an inarticulate nigger. In this case "right" means more the totality of something and takin to the nth example.
Example: "Just got right hammered before going to see my P.O."
"Just a right trecherous whore"
To use two examples I think illustrate my point. As I've grown older my ability to pronounce the double yew in "down" has diminished to the point where I pronounce it "dun" even when I'm consciously trying not to say it that way.
Things like this are relatively unconscious based on regional upbringing and apart from being part of your character they make elitest cocksuckers think you're just right bumpkinny.
I'll add more later even if this gets 0 replies and I completely forget about it. I'm also going to hypothesize about other people's mannerisms. For instance mmq constantly says "I liek turtles boyhowdyyoubetcha" and enter always has his mouth half open and avoids eye contact
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2018-08-15 at 5:06 PM UTC in We are in for a treatCutest thread evar
