Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-03-25 at 3:23 AM UTC in Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Actually it's pretty hetero. How long can you maintain full lotus?

   
   If you're doing it for yoga it's not really gay but to do it passively as a comfortable sitting position its vaginal energy. I usually stretch out on a couch, stare at the ceiling, sigh and curse loudly about how the world conspires against me.
2. 2022-03-25 at 3:17 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I really want to tether two helicopters together then retract the lines and make them crash together while I stand in the middle with arms outstretched then make a big hand clap at the moment of impact.
   
   Trying to think of a good song to play while it's happening, preferably with a big beat drop or a capella line that syncs with the crash. Something with a slow build maybe while the tethers are slowly moving and the helicopters are fighting each other. I'm at a loss, all I can think of it "debaser" by the pixies and "how you remind me" by Nicole back because I was thinking of how funny it'd be for them to crash when he goes "FOR HANDING YOU A HEART WORTH BREAKING"
   
   All Canadian news has nickleback as the public domain soundtrack so I should prepare for it anyway
3. 2022-03-25 at 3:06 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   Is this a real photo or a clumsy photoshop?
   
   Notice how her feet don't even meet the ground and her hands don't even touch the sign.
   
   The lighting around that area makes everything look unreal.
   
   Not saying it's not fake, just that I don't necessarily jump in to endorse that view.

   
   WHOSE LEGS ON THE A?
4. 2022-03-25 at 3:02 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Your friends don't message you

   
   It was actually a joke about how he looked like Drew Carey and I'm just brain dead.
   
   Why don't you have any friends?
5. 2022-03-25 at 1:21 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   My friend just messaged me and asked if he thought it was weird that his girlfriend is watching reruns of the price is right over and over again and he thinks she's fantastisizing about a gay guy we know
   
   Idk if this is a test
6. 2022-03-25 at 12:59 AM UTC in End de-facto ban on stl1
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Change it to 14 emotionally, 88 chronologically
7. 2022-03-24 at 10:31 PM UTC in Totse2k1 has finally realized his dreams
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm not sure if it was obvious but the joke is that bunkers can't have porches
   
   I bet he likes Kim Mitchell. I wish he gave me contact info
   
   I never miss anyone until they're gone 😔
8. 2022-03-24 at 10:22 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Just about anything that strikes my fancy. I ride, go off roading in my Jeep, shoot on my range, go to Nevada and play craps, rent a pontoon boat on the Colorado river, or even just go hang out on the river. I'm only home about 2 or 3 days a week.
   
   
   How about you?

   
   Is craps just a slightly more nuanced version of dice that urban youths play in alleyways? I've steered clear of casinos because I have a blackjack problem
9. 2022-03-24 at 2:01 PM UTC in Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I sit half-lotus on my couch.

   
   That's pretty gay
10. 2022-03-24 at 2 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No it is nonfiction.

    
    You think Pee wees big adventure is nonfiction? Compared to YouTube commentators it's significantly more based in reality
11. 2022-03-24 at 1:51 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The fact that you think so says it all Skippy.

    
    Does it say that you're a child molesting rat who is a few short winters away from deaths sweet embrace?
12. 2022-03-24 at 1:34 PM UTC in lol I scared a hooker chick yesterday
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sounds like you just weirded her out and annoyed her, not scared her
13. 2022-03-24 at 1:33 PM UTC in "Cracker" is now becoming effective
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I made a dating profile where I said I was white trash and a black girl messaged me and I elaborated on how white trash I was and she was vaguely rude so I called her an angry racist person. I bet I ruined her day
14. 2022-03-24 at 1:19 PM UTC in Here's why tatoos are stupid
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Y would I put a bumper sticker on a rolls royce?

    
    That's really good
15. 2022-03-24 at 12:19 PM UTC in NSFW: How does this picture make you feel?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Wariat does it make you feel worse than running into me like inside say a bathroom and seeing a 13 yr old asian licking my asshole as we are on all of our fours and stroking my dick from under my legs all passionately? how would that make u feel?

    
    I would kick you in the face and I think most people would. You're in a very vulnerable position at that point, I wouldn't recommend doing this unless you like being kicked in the face. No jury would convict me of putting you in a coma for public pedophilia
16. 2022-03-24 at 12:06 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence This is another of those weird little fake Sudo posts where he makes some random shit up to try to get someone to respond to him.

    
    Sounds like someone is jealous of my impending helicopter purchase. Maybe I'll fly over you and drop some of my chopper swag
17. 2022-03-24 at 12:01 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Some FWB I cut ties with has tried to cause me major shit with someone I had a kid to a while back. Instead of giving me more trouble I had a nice talk with this person, the child's mother.
    
    So now I'm going to ruin this little bitche's life for attempting to cause me shit. 😡😡😡

    
    Maybe it is the catalyst for a new relationship with your baby mom (or child's mother as ye say in proper old England) and you can put your differences aside and work together for the chillins.
    
    Were you fucking with the FWB recently? Sounds like a jealously thing, I hope she gets her comeuppance
18. 2022-03-24 at 2:59 AM UTC in Totse2k1 has finally realized his dreams
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He started building a bunker in that piece of the desert he purchased. Gigi mixed and poured all the cement by herself while he ate the ubereats orders he was supposed to be delivering.
    
    He doesn't have wifi underground but he watches old underground VHS tapes of max headroom and Budd Dwyer. It's a simple life but it's peaceful and he has moments of contentment. When they pass he leans back in his plus sized computer chair where he pours over the dossiers Ted Gundersons daughter gave him, puts his hands behind his head, closes his eyes and manifests one of the voices in his head into an actual person that he berates and mansplains to them how they're lazy and morally bankrupt and everything used to be better and it's their fault it isn't.
    
    He's starting work on the porch of his bunker next week. Or whenever Gigi can get around to it
19. 2022-03-24 at 2:50 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Pee wees big adventure is a top teir 80s/early 90s movie
20. 2022-03-24 at 2:48 AM UTC in NSFW: How does this picture make you feel?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Was actor the guy who invented the peeing in butts meme on zoklet? I Mandela effected him into it.
    
    Nobody thinks Nelson Mandela died in jail either unless they're dumb as shit. It's funny because the name "Mandela effect" is a form of Mandela effect because now people believe that it's not a completely stupid and unreasonable thing to have once believed, that somehow a dead political prisoner ended apartheid and became a household name. Nobody even knows the name of the shopkeeper who set himself on fire and started the Arab spring. Stupid.