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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-03-25 at 2:10 AM UTC
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2022-03-25 at 3:07 AM UTCWhen I played gta:vc back in the day I never figured out that the number pad was how to get the helicopter to go forward, but just because of the game physics if you strafed heavy left then heavy right you’d end up further forward than where you started so I spent hours swerving though the sky like a drunk and actually got pretty good and landing/crashing in a desired location via a sequence of wild swooping motions.
I look forward to the day I can witness Sudo relive my childhood only IRL on Canadian newsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-25 at 3:17 AM UTCI really want to tether two helicopters together then retract the lines and make them crash together while I stand in the middle with arms outstretched then make a big hand clap at the moment of impact.
Trying to think of a good song to play while it's happening, preferably with a big beat drop or a capella line that syncs with the crash. Something with a slow build maybe while the tethers are slowly moving and the helicopters are fighting each other. I'm at a loss, all I can think of it "debaser" by the pixies and "how you remind me" by Nicole back because I was thinking of how funny it'd be for them to crash when he goes "FOR HANDING YOU A HEART WORTH BREAKING"
All Canadian news has nickleback as the public domain soundtrack so I should prepare for it anyway -
2022-03-25 at 8:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo It was actually a joke about how he looked like Drew Carey and I'm just brain dead.
Why don't you have any friends?
I know it wasn't serious because nobody messages you.
What is the last text you got the wasn't automated or from someone you only know via the internet? Don't lie, be honest. -
2022-03-25 at 11:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I know it wasn't serious because nobody messages you.
What is the last text you got the wasn't automated or from someone you only know via the internet? Don't lie, be honest.
I was happy when Bob Barker got suckerd punched by Happy Gilmore ... I think Drew Carrie would have gotten beat by Happy Gilmore.. Bob barkers a thug he makes Drew Carey look like a girl -
2022-03-25 at 11:29 AM UTCI guess that's implying the hierarchy of respect goes Adam Sandler>Bob Barker > Drew Carey (or carrie) and now I can't stop thinking of a movie where drew carrie slaughters his high school prom Dance because he was bullied. That's definitely a meme possibility
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2022-03-25 at 1:47 PM UTCI'm getting some bbby chickens today so I can now start doing CHICKEN STUFF
I'm going to recruit my light skinned buddy and his overweight stepson to help me build a chicken coop. I think it will be a good experience for the stepson as he seems to be having difficulties. I posted about him before at a superbohl shindig and I think he will appreciate the time spent even if he's just carrying wood and cinderblocksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-25 at 3:37 PM UTC
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2022-03-25 at 6:03 PM UTCStephen crowder is both fake and gay but he wrote a fake article called "fatness as self care in the era of trump" and got it accepted into a journal and digitally presented it 5o a virtual conference dressed like a woman and now I like him a little bit
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2022-03-25 at 6:57 PM UTCif ww3 breaks out and me being retarded and having my hands freeze makes it so i cant b drafted.... ill b fucking laughing.
so yeah just need ww3, no biggie to turn this personal tragedy(so Sad) to uhh triumph? -
2022-03-25 at 7:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Nile if ww3 breaks out and me being retarded and having my hands freeze makes it so i cant b drafted…. ill b fucking laughing.
so yeah just need ww3, no biggie to turn this personal tragedy(so Sad) to uhh triumph?
Man I was wondering how the finger amputation went, how much percentage wise did they take off? Can you still hold things? Are your thumbs still opposable? Did they graft on a claw? -
2022-03-25 at 7:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Man I was wondering how the finger amputation went, how much percentage wise did they take off? Can you still hold things? Are your thumbs still opposable? Did they graft on a claw?
WELL OFFICER...
lets see.
i can grab bigger things but finer manipulation is harder.
right index: a stub after the knuckle
right middle: a longer stub, after knuckle
right ring(?): removed tip, so 2 sections, can bend but not a lot.
right pinkY: same as ring, but smaller(duh)
left index: totally gone, knuckle and all
leeft middle stub
left ring: stub with a small bit left after first joint
left pinky: intact
got a splint on my left hand so i dont fuck up some stitches after the amputationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-25 at 8:15 PM UTCwoot, 99% sure i got this room im going to see monday.
4 bills a month, with a hot plate, mini fridge, sink and wifi. near downtown.
looks like a real shithole tbh, its perfect!
wats fucked up is buddy where im sleeping is getting mad cuz im leaving??? he wanted the same price to stay here on his couch but without a lease i wont recieve any housing benefits and would literally be stuck here. now he's bitching and might tell me to gtfo when im so close to just being alright. like wtf. i swear money is the worst shit ever introduce a bit and everyone turns into a cunt.
fuck it if im outside or somewhere else anything is worth a spot i can have to myself, fuck people. like it would change nothing for this guy to kick me out, just hurt me... cuz im leaving and not paying half his rent? fuck sakes
like the plan was always to leave, not have my hands get fucked and the get out of the hospital and have nowhere to go... especially when i just figured out a place to live.
fuck my hands nigga, peace and quiet? no others? sign me up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-25 at 8:40 PM UTCand called it, buddy gets back asks me to leave today. talk about short notice. when it rains it pours.
ffs.... i swear im right. if something goes well..... then i have something else take a nosedive.
c'est la vie. -
2022-03-25 at 8:44 PM UTClike fuck, is every person in my life just trash? is that my existence to just never catch fucking break and get constantly fucked over at critical moments? i guess ill b outside for a week or something?
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2022-03-25 at 9:09 PM UTCWhat a fucking asshole for no damn reason
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2022-03-25 at 9:15 PM UTCThat’s horrible
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2022-03-25 at 9:19 PM UTC
