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2018-08-17 at 3:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What kind of hobbies would you like to develop?

A few years ago I wanted to play an instrument but thought i was too old to learn and I'd just suck anyway so what's the point? Now I can play ukulele, guitar, some piano, and the dulcimer.

I also thought I wouldn't be a writer. Now I make enough to pay rent from my writing.

I mean it was hard getting into these things initially, but you pick it up with time and it eventually becomes relaxing. It is strange making money from what I consider a hobby/way to relax, but its fucking great. I strongly suggest picking up a hobby that is profitable.

I'm looking to start a business soon with another hobby of mine. Hopefully I'll be able to live off it. Really tempted to just keep up the author thing and live abroad indefinitely, but I'm afraid it's too romantic of a thought.

How do you make money from writing?

2018-08-17 at 1:30 AM UTC in And flow my tears the policeman said

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby she brought condoms and I don't believe in condoms because we are electric beings and rubber is non-conductive so i don't really see the point.

This is actually the smartest thing you've ever said.

Do electric zoophiles have wet dreams of electric sheep?

2018-08-16 at 11:38 PM UTC in And flow my tears the policeman said

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I thought the girl was going to be there in wally world, buying candle wax to drip on herself or something. Your story's climax is a cop touching Bill Krozby' dick sweat so that's pretty righteous

2018-08-16 at 7:28 PM UTC in I am constantly hungry

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by totse3.com you still have racial overtones no matter how you reword it.

Hunter, and I will take you with us

Dat systemic racism tho

2018-08-16 at 7:27 PM UTC in I need fiber and crave cereal. Instead of milk, I'll use water. And instead of cereal, I'll use prunes.

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

This Bangladeshi I know can make this incredible lentil soup that cures cancer. He soaks them for a night first and uses a shitload of curry. I think that's what makes bangleshis the bossest brown Asian Indians

2018-08-16 at 7:22 PM UTC in I am constantly hungry

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by totse3.com is it possible to write out concepts without racial overtones?

I thought that would be easiest for this medium.

Translate nigger into "selfish individual" and white into "relatively stable and less actively involved in situations around him" and Ace boon coon as "obsessively beta" hopefully these terms are better. This would be easier if we were all outside a pool

2018-08-16 at 6:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by mmQ

Thank you for this

2018-08-16 at 6:47 PM UTC in I am constantly hungry

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I kinda wanna see a psychologist or something because I'm starting to think I'm gonna do something crazy. The greatest forms of emotional guidance I have in my life are crazy women and drug dealers. I'm bored depressed,angry and anxious a lot of the time. I usually think everything is an elaborate set up. Not taking drugs other than smoking a ton of shatter is making me paranoid and just feel shitty. I can't relate to anyone who isn't broken and shattered into pieces.

So after that vaginal secretion it's time to decide how I should proceed. Pick a character type for me for my avatar. Decide the perspective I should attack the world with

1. Nigger
2. White collar good ole boy
3. White collar nigger
4. Former nigger jus tryna do rite n get muh kids jam
5. Tortured soul
6. Tortured soulless nigger
7. Ace boon coon
8. White collar ace boon cook
9. Silent but deadly
10. Silent but deadly and white

Gogogogo status updates pending pending pending

2018-08-16 at 6:27 PM UTC in Overwhelming the police

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Nah all they need is one barb or midge or whatever the girlhowdy cop from fargos name was. She could dump them all and rescue the chillins right after her 1pm lunch of a hot turkey sandwich

2018-08-16 at 6:24 PM UTC in Enterita/Riser/Pole...some whinny ass “women” they are...

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I can't believe that wong foo movie exists. I thought you photoshopped it yourself until I jedigled it

2018-08-16 at 5:13 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what Mother Teresa would think about that.

She would probably want me to pay her money for using her name. I read like half of "the missionary position" when I realized that she was clearly very fallible, greedy, and morally selective but ole Hitch was just being a mean ole drunk

2018-08-16 at 5:10 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I know a guy who used to try to use "rickroll" as an adjective for being beaten badly. It didn't catch on. I bet that guy was actually enter

2018-08-16 at 5:07 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I once used a lepers decapitated arm to fingerblast myself from here to Calcutta

-Mother Theresa

2018-08-16 at 4:44 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Hydromorphone is a terrible person and a 7.5/10 drug

- Queen Elizabeth II

2018-08-16 at 4:40 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by mmQ Of course.

In order to win the game you have to score more points than the other team.

-John Madden

Me and my brother are going to dress up like tranny Goths, pretend we dont know what punk sounds like and one of us will date Hillary Duff. Well do this to rebel against our fathers multiple head injuries

-Joel and Benji Madden

2018-08-16 at 4:34 AM UTC in Will "I was on &T before 2006 under a different handle, I just can't say" Faggart

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I had like 100 accounts on totse. I forget why they kept getting banned. Is there a cache of the forum? I think the only thing I searched for after it closed was "da art of burgin" and the DC sniper letter

2018-08-16 at 4:31 AM UTC in Remember that time DaGuru crawled through the snow?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

DaGuru was a very very strange person. He would go into graphic detail about how he wanted to chain bumble up in his garage to be his plaything. It was very buffalo bill

2018-08-16 at 4:30 AM UTC in Why does everyone beat their women?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

If Spectral ever had a woman he would beat her literally biblically

2018-08-16 at 1:57 AM UTC in If I were a cow who was shooting hoops...

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by mmQ Or better yet Kobe Beef Bryant since his middle name is Bean.

Is this true? Does it mean him and Frances bean cobain are related?

2018-08-15 at 10:11 PM UTC in If I were a cow who was shooting hoops...

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Lanny You could call me Kobe beef.

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