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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    LETS RUMBLE TOM?
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    LETS GO TERRY!
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't get insurance until it's absolutely necessary
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I know the 3 guys 1 hammer was real sir I know that very well but the two girls 1 cup has a lot of mystique behind it and I think the one we all watched wasn't actually real.. I remember researching it and the director of it used it as a trailer for a film of his or something, but honestly, it was like ice cream and special effects

    So they stuck ice cream up their butts? Idk man I'm pretty sure it's real but at this point it doesn't really matter because it's part of the cultural zeitgeist and introduced people to watching hot girls eat poo and represents a generation losing its innocence on the internet (which is what all the reaction videos are really about) and it seems real enough that it doesn't matter.

    It's not like the people who jerk off to that are going to go limp when you tell them it's not really poo. I wonder how many people discovered they were into poo eating porn from watching that video and never looked back

    I've heard that your typical average scat enthusiast will prefer to have women shit on a glass coffee table while they lie under it and jerk off and get the poo to land where their mouth is. That's what a prostitute told me I guess
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The deluxe Lunchables had the world's smallest KitKat bar, how tf can u even break a piece off that amirite?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A round, flat piece of uncooked dough with a single drop of tomato sauce in the middle can be legally classified as a pizza.

    But does it have to be wheat? Could you put ketchup on a cracker and call it a pizza?
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I reread my comment and I meant 2 girls 1 cup. I conflated it with 3 guys 1 hammer. They were both the same era. The former was fake and I know that but either way blah jlahbbanksbsbsjsksnsjdbd sheueudhss


    They were both real. One was Brazilian scat porn featuring relatively well known actresses and 3 guys 1 hammer was the dnepropetrovsk maniacs killing a guy and talking about it. They were Ukrainian kids who went around robbing and murdering people
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    At what point does a pizza cease to be a pizza after the removal or substitution of one of the three key ingredients (dough, tomato sauce and cheese) because there are so many variations now, cauliflower dough, vegan cheese, pesto etc. Im stoned and that's been the quandary I'm contemplating

    what IS A PIZZA MAAAAAAN? fuck I'm hungry. I should have eaten some kf that haram ass pizza I just had access to
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wonder what her relationship with her family is like. I don't really feel anything, I guess the closest would be morbid scatological curiosity with some grossest trepidation.

    I actually described how I feel quite well, this was a good healthy exercise anything else to rorschach?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Are you licensed to fly helicopters? If so that's impressive.

    No but I'm gonna get the helicopter first and the rest will follow
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm not sure now you have me all confused.

    Yea madam Albright was secretary of state which is foreign affairs aka war crimes in Africa and Sarajevo but janet reno was in charge of Waco and Emilio Gonzales
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about Guzman-like prison escapes?

    I don't think he ever escaped via helicopter but I remember it happened twice in Quebec within a matter of months
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Imagine having a war criminal for a grandmother, just imagine star trek
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you use the women's bathroom like the feminine little bitch you are?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Heard. Let me know when you get one and I'll go find a rickety old bridge and get drunk on it until I need help really badly.

    I feel like swooping in all rescue rangers just thinking of you acting careless around a structure that overhangs water.

    I have so many cool rescue ideas I wanna enact. I could rent it out to people and the Fire department. It would basically be one of my crowning accomplishments and my epitaph would read "sudo: he had a bitchin' whirrely bird"

    I blame my fetishization of CHOPPAS on a babysitter I had (who later said she couldn't hamdle myself and my sibling and our corruption of her children) who would sit me in front of the TV and watch a British show called "budgee the little helicopter" which you could only enjoy if you thought helicopters were amazing.

    I am instantly jealous of anyone who has access to helicopters. I need to do more about this
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ What kind of helicopter are you gonna get when you can get one?

    I'm not sure, I saw some cheap Russian ones a few years back but ideally one that is capable of firing missiles and I can do heroic bridge rescues with
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You forgo the factual evidence, in exchange for fact-free and emotionally-based beliefs.

    This is literally exactly what you admit you basing your political stances on. Not even beliefs though, just to be oppositional to people you don't like. Super gay but it's your right to do so
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The jedi who ordered Waco just died, good news!

    I thought Janet reno died a while ago
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT pretty sure sudo likes to contradict his turds every morning. I'll even bet he argues with his food too

    💙 It's nice to have my toxicity appreciated
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like if you see a house full of known bank robbers, you should not assume they are not honest people. Only a born idiot operates on a philosophy like that.

    This is a shitty dissimilar analogy but you're not talking about assuming they're dishonest, you're advocating to childishly take an oppositional viewpoint purely because you dislike the other side.

    Literally one of, if not the single biggest thing wrong with western discourse
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