my nigga blah in the building. African Astronaut Space Command og.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Hey man, hope you've been doing good
Fuck you cunt.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Can one of you intertube smarty kids do me a favor? PM me plox
I miss that Obama Reptilian
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Just wanted to pop in and say "Happy Holidays" to all you fuckers. I'm still alive and kickin
I miss you Muff Dawgy. You're family in these parts.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Thanks man, I'm in a legal battle with his wife now trying to get his motorcycle. It was his most prized possession and left to me in his will but she's pulled some shady shit.
I've missed you guys and apologize for not being around. I'm still in bad shape as far as my diabetes goes but the drugs make shit bearable. Trying to knock out a good bit of bills before I end up losing my left foot, So I'm basically working 14-16 hr days 7 days a week
Zero reason to apologize, there ain't much to be around for anyway.
I'm bad I'm bad in these spots but I just want you to know I sympathize as weak and dumb as that sounds. I wish I could make things better for you.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
It's been a hell of a year. My girls mom died back in April. Believe me her death has made her just as much or more of a pain in my ass then when she was alive. MY dad got killed in a car accident a few months ago and that's fucked me up pretty bad. Me and him were pretty close and more like best friends.
My chick left me in January and came back about a week later broke and apologetic. I got real fuckin tired of her bullshit and showed my as on new years eve. Spent the first part of the year in north carolina, went to key west for a week and since just been working my ass off. I'm running a paint shop in one town and an auto shop in a town 3 hrs away.
Jesus fuck. I'm so sorry to hear that shit dude. Fuck.
That's all I got.
Least u still in the factory counting blahs.
I'm so sorry nigfam.
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2017-10-10 at 5:08 PM UTC
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My O'l Lady is a Princess
I'm sure she chants for hours getting piped down by the neighborhood niggers. Good catch your Sara.
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
Ah, finally
Maybe now I can sleep a couple hours before I go to work for the first of at least a month of 12 hour shifts with no days off
Be careful, next thing you know you'll be licking one gram doses off your finger tips and selling your ass on the street to support your RC antidepressant habit.
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2017-10-09 at 9:08 PM UTC
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Types of pussy
Beat to fuck and looking like a big bulging double arbys sandwich with cheddar
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Originally posted by Enter
I wanna fuck a hooker but I'm afraid I won't be able to get a boner and it'll be a waste of money. Any tips?
unless you got permanant flop-on you'll get a boner alright.
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Thanks. Now I just need the balls.
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Y'all niggas ever eat a three cheese sausage?
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Originally posted by CountBlah
They say variety is the spice of life and what better way to spice up your sex life than loading ol backpage and picking a hoe.
Now there's various levels of escort. Let me forewarn you, you do get what you pay for. Ifyou see some chick advertising 60 buck "quick visits" don't expect a full set of teeth, social skills or her to even be not high.
So what does uncle Blah suggest? Find you one in the 100-160 half hour range. Usually these are normal chicks just trying to cover some bills and likely fairly low mileage. Now you can get up into 300-500hr range and the bitch will be a knockout but she might also bolt once you nut leaving you with some serious buyer's remorse.
OK so we've covered pricing vs quality. Next up is how not to get your ass busted by Uncle LEO
if you can help it don't ever go to them. That is the ideal scenario for cops. Basically you are just waltzing into their mouse trap. Try to find a girl who will come to your location. The cops are not going to go into unknown territory under most circumstances. Also don't EVER discuss sex acts. When you call or text ask what her "donations for time" are.
OK so old girl has been found and agrees to come over, what next?
well if you're lucky she'll be knocking on your door within an hour. These bitches keep time like your drug dealer so 5 minutes means about 30. Anyway once she knocks and you let her in offer her a seat and have your "donation" in an envelope on a table or something. Start with some chit chat and move in for the cop test. Basically playfully pull down her top or grab some tits. If things go ok tell her the envelope has her donation.
at this point she may pick it up and say she has to pee, she's going to count it. 99% of the time while shes in the bathroom she'll come back out naked and ready. If she comes out and try's to pull some shit like she forgot the condom in her car tell her you have some (always have some) or that you'd like to hold the donation until she returns.
SO yeah by this point you should be gettin down. My best advice is pace yourself. Most of these bitches want to make you nut in a hurry so they can get on to the next John. It helps if you're nice to them, offer em a drink, talk em up, you know treat em like humans and not cumdumpsters.
Usually they start out blowing you and will climb on top. Most do not like missionary, some don't like doggy. Your best move is to just ask what they don't do.
So it's been a few and you caught your nut, what now. FLush or toss your rubber, offer her a wet wipe and get dressed. If it was exceptional you may want to give her a tip. Tell her you enjoyed it and look forward to seeing her again.
So that's the good, here's the bad
Some of these girls have a driver. It has been known to happen for the driver to come in and rob the john, make sure to lock deadbolt doors and watch her around the doors.
The ugly,
You may get a crazy bitch that will blow up your phone after wanting to set up more metings. these are the ones usually on drugs and always need money for a fix. Best thing you can do is tell them you would love to see them but are out of town for work. That leads me to the other thing. Don't ever tell them anything truthful about you. Give em a fake name, fake job, have a good backstory. It's best to use a burner phone so your name cant be found easy. Believe me in the internet age it's easy to find out all about you via a phone number.
Other things to look out for are bitches who say you knocked em up and know they need abortion money. ALWAYS check the rubber when you're done and make sure YOU dispose of it. HEll even show it to her so she can see all the nut is in it. This will cover your ass.
OTher than that have fun! Banging escorts can get expensive and addictive. I honestly suggest trying to find a slut or friends with benefits type of arrangement. You'd be surprised how many of your friends wives or girl friends would like your dick. Or that cashier who always talks to you wants some dick on the side w no strings.
I hope the above primer helps you out some. Feel free to ask questions, I won't lie I've seen plenty of women of the night.
Lol I always do incall cause I feel more in control and I just feel like now I can spot a cop or a scam. Honestly the hobby should really only be for married guys, it's no substitute for real intimacy. Also, though it is fun it makes me feel super grimy and dare I say, empty inside.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
I did for about a yr. I still am not on em like I once was. prolly got 70 or so from my scripts
Take them all at once.
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-SpectraL
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Isn't your Mom doing anything about it?
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I'm wondering where op places her
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Get Covenant Exodus is no longer maintained.
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i dunno why adultwork ain't so popular in america. it makes this shit so much easier.
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