fuck that. for $160 I'll keep $140 and go pick up a fat chick at a bar...buy her $20 worth of drinks...then go fuck her behind the dumpster.
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when you dont know where they live, its better not to let them know where you live.
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i think you should probably clarify that your place shouldnt be the same as your house.
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2017-10-08 at 7:57 PM UTC
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Larryish
Let her know you lick butt holes.
It's 2017, everybody eats ass.
Srsly tho, rule #1 of Tinder is BE HOT.
One time this girl was going to eat my ass and she asked if it was clean, without thinking, I said yeah. She started complaining about clumps of shit in my hairy asshole but she said, "it's too hot" and kept going
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2017-10-08 at 7:53 PM UTC
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Sloppy pussy pro tip
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
CountBlah, we do so many things alike.
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2017-10-08 at 7:51 PM UTC
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it helps if you get them to do doggy with their legs closed
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2017-10-08 at 7:48 PM UTC
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neat and as wet as the bellagio fountains
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by CountBlah
Drugs, vagina and fast food. It's all I live for
Good to hear from you
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Drugs, vagina and fast food. It's all I live on
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2017-10-08 at 7:42 PM UTC
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I'm with you. Small lipped outie.
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2017-10-08 at 7:20 PM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
looks like he died with a fuckion enormous boner
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so it's like you crack your fire stick and then you can watch everything??
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Also, what the fuck? SC doesn't do motorcycle permits anymore, only license tests (probably because of people like me who got the permit and never bothered to upgrade to a license because there was no reason to)
But if I can't have a motorcycle without a license, and can't get a permit to learn how to ride one, how the fuck am I supposed to get one, learn it, and take the license test on it without breaking the law?
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Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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Originally posted by CountBlah
yeah I'm basically gonna pump out more work and only take cash for a month or so.
Yeah doc hooked me up due to my neuropathy. it legit does help but I also spend most of my morning noddin out. I've cut back a good bit. weird thing is if I take em around 6-7pm it acts like speed so I have to pop some k pins to calm the fuck down enough to work
Cutting back is good,watch yourself on that shit. Pain sucks but it beats being a zombie. Torporians and opiates (nauseants and CNS depressants) aren't a great combo.
I envy cash businesses, it would be fucking sweet to clear another 40%+.
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Shit, I been asked about you at least a couple times wondering where you were. Good to see you around, muffins.
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Official blah counter 2017
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