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2019-06-03 at 10:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-03 at 9:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI nuttapped a nigger with my car when trying to turn right at a stoplight. He came out of nowhere and kind of boosted himself off the hood as I braked the fuck. He come over to the winow and throw up a peace sign, and I throw one back at him and start feeling bad. Then I come back the other way after picking up someone else's food, and he runs up to my car at the same stoplight and I apologize and he wants to spray my windows for a couple bucks. I let him pretend to wipe my windows for 5 seconds and I give him a $5, Rolling my eyes the second after I roll my window up.
I saw the towel the first time but I wasn't sure, so he was either running up to me to wipe em off the first time, or else he ran out on purpose. Basically, I got bamboozled out of 5 bucks and I wish I would have just run the nigga' over.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-03 at 5 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-03 at 6:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow help
I've been getting pretty twitchy around when I started trama and seroquel. I don't remember it much when I started seroquel, but I remember it getting much moreso when I started using more and more trama in a shortperiod of time, but idk what is causing what.
I'm not as keen as taking seroquel as I once was. I don't think there's much more I can do to prevent the spasms
help
You should taper if you were/are in the habit of regularly consuming. Anti-psychotics fuck a lot of shit up, and tramadol has SNRI effects, and SNRI's need to be tapered as well. Just like SSRI's and most medications psychiatrists give out...
I know Tramadol is a painkiller, it just acts like an anti-depressant in some ways.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-03 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-02 at 4:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThere is nothing wrong about getting highThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-02 at 3:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI am the researchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-02 at 7:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-02 at 5:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Casper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoy
You want to get in on a Joel Olsteen type thing with me? I like your type of thinking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-01 at 4:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG Disgusting.
says the dude that sucks cocks and pokes his into dirty grotty hairy assholes.
besides, you ever seen a woman naked in her 40s? now that's disgusting.
you know the only time i ever banged a chick over 36 was when i was 22. i hooked up with this 41 year old in a night club. i was still a kid and it was the novelty of the whole 'older woman' thing, combined with being high as fuck on the good ecstasy we had back then. she wasn't the prettiest chick ever but she weren't ugly either. she was slim and tall and for her age her body was fairly tight and not as saggy as a lot of women that age. but when you got down to that pussy you could clearly see where the 'axe wound' joke comes from. and damn once you got inside there it was literally like punching smoke. and when you think up until that point i'd never banged a chick older than around 25. so the difference in hotness between older and younger chicks was blatantly obvious to me after that.
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2019-06-01 at 12:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionam now in "relationship" with someone 12 years younger than me and I'm supposed to stop talking/fuckin people I was before. I really hope I don't get her pregnant but fuck am I ever not wearing condoms, I only wear those with your mom, whoever is reading this as well as the collective mothers of the world and the embodiment of their slutty characterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-01 at 11:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-01 at 11:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-01 at 6:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Bout a yr ago I guess. it's only thing brings me through all this foot pain and stomach pain. I try to be real damn light on my usage but you know how that shit goes. Spent most of the day sweating and feeling sick to my stomach, said fuck it did what I had t o do.
Man would u believe im still driving my truck from 5 yrs ago. I done spent like 5k in it rebuilding shit. Next stop is new paint.
i need to write u a long message or call soon. There's been so much crap going on i need a true friends input.
Some old woman my girl knows showed up at her job homeless last week. was living in a uhaul with her dude and he left her. My girl been acting stupid putting her up in motels.
i owe like 10 payments on my girls car and yesterday she comes home said she put in her two week at her full time job to work 2 days a week at a shit spa on the beach. So it looks like even tho im sick as fuck and can barely go Imma either have to hustle hard doin mechanic and body work or do shit i'd rather no be doin for the MC.
Dude. That cant fucking go on. You spending money on H isnt a solid financial decision, but at least thats YOU fucking YOu over. She seems to think she has the luxury of working part time since youre taking care of her car payments. Im getting mad on your behalf right now, and i dont even know why.
Probably because Wisconsin girl direct messaged me on IG (since i blocked her on facebook and my cell phone, and then changed cell numbers), asking why i dont even want to talk to her or be friends anymore. And i told her its because shes spoiled and inconsiderate and she lies too much, and "i shouldnt be this resentful of someone i havent had my dick in." lol.
Still owes me money for our last hotel bender, and shes living in West LA on her trust fund money, doesnt work a single day a week, and is messaging me abou5t buying her THIRD purebred italian greyhound and how shes seriously considering adopting another puppy bc the mother was found ABANDONED on a CONSTRUCTION SITE in DUBAI. I MEAN ISNT THAT INTERESTING ISNT IT SUCH A CONVERSATION STARTER ARENT I SO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING MY SITTY DOG GOT GANG FUCKED IN SOME OIL RICH SHITHOLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT A FASCINATING DOG JOURNEY.
If she knew how often i picture myself wrapping my hands around her milky white, perfectly pedigreed WASPY throat, i dont think shed text me back too often.
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2019-06-01 at 5:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI've been secretly going around poisoning you all with cadmiumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-01 at 5:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah well after 3 days of being dopesick I'm back on the horse. Today was horrible. i have an appointment tnext week to see if the pain in my leg is a tumor. I told a buddytoday if it's cancer fuck it. I really don't enjoy life much anymore
WHen the fuck did you start doing dope?
Shit you couldve kept me in business for months. lol.
Hope u alright playa. I need your expertise to buy my next used car.
Technologists knee is fucked up too.
I think we're all dying from the same diseases.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-01 at 4:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionbe endeared by my PENISThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-31 at 12:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator But to be straight: She did kinda groom him as a minor, she did practically abuse him by inviting him to live with her (classic abuser move to separate you from your family, get you addicted to drugs, make you financially dependent and restricted on the abuser for access to drugs, and a subservient living in shit conditions). §m£ÂgØL was manipulated into believing he was living a "sex drugs and rock and roll" lifestyle for a hot minute before realising his insanely fucked up conditions. His husband and her basically abused a young adult in a fucked up abusive three way relationship in their rape shack by keeping him doped up.
Eh, to be fair, you can't really blame Hydro for the fact that §m£ÂgØL had a fucked up and romanticized view of what was basically crustpunk life. He was your pretty stereotypical totse kid who thought train hopping and hitchhiking and gutter life were cool because he'd never actually lived gutter life. Once he lived it for a while, he realized it wasn't for him. Pinning that on hydro is kinda silly. §m£ÂgØL was a naive suburbanite and got a dose of reality.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-30 at 8:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI want my balls to go in there insteadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-29 at 12:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm thinking NA might not be my thing, but I'm going to try to hang in there- bc I know a ton about addiction but not so much about sobriety. But my sponsor seems to be doing well and it's worked super well for him. And I u derstand that a huge part of the hole you fill with drugs is like....a spiritual lacking. But 1) I'm an atheist and the idea of "surrendering to God" is fucking weird. I understand that it's supposed to mean something else, but I just don't believe that throwing my hands up and allowing the Universe or whatever to just "mold" me into a better person is going to work. That's what I did with heroin. "Whatever happens happens, and I'm powerless to do anything about that". That's exactly why I wasted 13 years. Passivity. I need to learn not to hand over control, but to fight intelligently. That Bruce lee shit...channel that energy. Exist in the flow. Adapt.
Maybe I don't understand. And I'm reluctant to mention this to my sponsor bc he already thinks the things I'm writing are trying to sound impressive and Intellectual (I'm absolutely not that's just how the writing comes from my head), and I also don't want to seem combative. And bc I'm on methadone which I don't consider sober, but I do consider it a necessary step at least for me- to legit sobriety.
And anyone who's been in tinybltc knows drinking isn't my thing- like at all. I can count the number of times I've been seriously drunk in there on two hands. And I only drink like twice or 3 times a year. For me, drinking especially with new acquaintance she is kind of a bonding ritual. The same when we all go to my friends grave every July 24th and take a shot of Irish whiskey. I get that it's a minor thing and they'd probably understand, and it's not like I'd feel pressured...but just those little quiet moments and rituals...I'd still like to be able to take part in that without being like "I REALLY SHOULDNT BE HERE GUYS RESPECT MY SOBRIETY IM KINDA TRIGGER RITE NOW TBH". Apparently as long as I plan on ever drinking again, I can't go past step 3 bc I haven't "surrendered fully".
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I just want to be fucking normal. I don't want to be one of these mopey faggots. Feels like a cult sometimes. I just want something good to pour myself into that I can feel complete and proud, and I want to wake up in ten years and have to be reminded I was a junkie. I want to take my prescribed medication and improve my health and smoke weed every couple of weeks when my back pain or depression get really bad....without feeling super guilty about it, or like I've got this deep shameful secret like there's a dead hooker under my floorboards.
I hate all this shit.
And then I told him about the weird customer guy at my word who keeps writing these awful "pilots" for different shows he's created. There's one about an "android/ genetic modification babby" . There's one about global warming. There's one about an Alien jedi comedian. There's one about a robot who runs for president. A game show where the contestants try to beat addiction . And just generally it's awful. So I mention I had to run myself off an extra copy to read at home bc it was so hilarious. And he starts "Well did he give you permission to do that?" And in my head I'm just like "fuuuuuuck me". I'm kind of a dick. That's my thing. I'm just as critical of myself as I am of everyone else. I get that this dudes wife died and now he spends his time shitting out awful screenplays. But it's still hilarious. And I don't see anything wrong with having a chuckle, as long as he doesn't get hurt as a result.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm just a dick. But I don't ever want to have a stick that far up my ass unless it's a condition of me cumming in someone's throat afterwards.
Idk.ugh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
