Not to shit on anyone else's thread, but seemed appropriate
In his honor, please observe a moment of silence before you bang the goofball into your dick vein.
As promised, heres the report and a couple of the emails he sent a couple years back, with what ended up being his real name.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL?usp=sharingRIP Justin Alexis Hernandez aka Malice aka Catfucker (April 16th, 1990- June 15th, 2018)
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Originally posted by CountBlah
I'd give my left nut for a sack of jwh122
I'm guessing similar to -018? Shit went hard fam.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
We used to have these acid pellets called "double barrels" (Orange Sunshine). They came in orange and purple. They were designed to give you a nice, smooth, relaxed buzz all day, with no ill aftereffects. They disappeared around the late '80's.
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Man, microdosing LSD is awesome. I took 25ug today and it's felt fantastic so far.
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Amphetamines are the tits. I cleaned everything I own today, rearranged all the furniture, washed and folded four loads of laundry and detail cleaned my car and it's not even 2 pm.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
is ok to do a dude in a dress after you smoke meth or crack
It'd be rude not to.
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I'm the Liam Neeson of Mexican produced black tar heroin and various offbrand bulk pharmaceuticals.
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Originally posted by aldra
she doesn't have a boner? you're doing something wrong
Count doesn't use lube
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Is it gay that I like fucking girls in the ass?
Only if her penis swings backwards and hits your ballsack
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Originally posted by CASPER
Tell them it's that Casper cartel dope from cali
Sellin' Casper Cartel glass out the house nigga!
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Fuck I've been depressed lately.
Smoke magic weed. Form new habits.
I'm eating lettuce. And doing light exercise.
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Meth is a quick, fun, easy, after-school snack.
It's so EASY!
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Originally posted by eyeluvthe9ds
A lot of people are getting in on the action, including Israel.
(((Oy vey)))
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
all I know is I was blacklisted for my weed smokin for the last 40 years and I feel I'm dew a settlement for all the anguish and suffering I lived through while the government was trying to keep me down
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We've all flipped over a new feather.
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Oh also- since this thread is now my journal- I just looked at the date in the corner of the screen and i do believe its exactly 60 days i havent gotten high. I mean im still on meds, but 90% of my problem was needing to be high to get through the day, so this is a pretty big change.
"2 months sober" sounds way better, but im a stickler for the truth.
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Im 42 turning 43 in march…i was similar to you but i was younger at the time but being a female that makes sense
Yeah we always take longer to get our shit together. Does that mean I should be going after 20 year olds? At least then we might be in a similar place in our lives. Rofl.
Some cute girl matched with me in tinder and she said she needed someone to kill spiders so I asked her what species, and if it was a Brazilian Wirehair- since I'm a spider extermination expert. Then we talked about country music and I told her whiskey hurts my tummy. Then she asked what year I graduated and I said 2006, and she was like "Dude I'm 20."
Now I know what those dudes on To Catch a Predator feel like. I got Chris Hansen'd, hard.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
I'll be 39 this yr. MY beard is going full grey in the past 6 months. I feel like a fag dying it after I trim
Whatever makes you feel secure...dont feel like a fag silly and if u do dont dye it. Im sure its fine ❤
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Originally posted by CountBlah
If I were a gay man that sexy beast casper would have my booty hole
Lemme know if you decide to go that route. No homo.
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