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Bangin escorts, the good, the bad and the ugly.

  1. 2017-10-09 at 2:04 PM UTC
    #41
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There's like 2 escorts on adultwork in a 99 mile radius of me lol.
  2. 2017-10-09 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I wanna fuck a hooker but I'm afraid I won't be able to get a boner and it'll be a waste of money. Any tips?

    unless you got permanant flop-on you'll get a boner alright.



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  3. 2017-10-09 at 2:29 PM UTC
    #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 There's like 2 escorts on adultwork in a 99 mile radius of me lol.

    that's what i'm talking about, there well over 100 within 10 mile of me and i'm in a fairly rural location. i mean i am in a medium city but its surrounded by fuck all.



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  4. 2017-10-09 at 2:36 PM UTC
    #44
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What a shame though. I like it much better than backpage. Maybe I'll sign up as an escort myself ;))))
  5. 2017-10-09 at 2:39 PM UTC
    #45
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What a shame though. I like it much better than backpage. Maybe I'll sign up as an escort myself ;))))

    i actually thought that myself, lol. i didn't think many women used it but i noticed a couple of emails to my girl from women, les obviously, so maybe there are some. i had a look at some of the dudes doing it but most are gay. there was even one guy offering his services for free lolol. i guess it don't take long to put up a profile, even if you only got like two a year it would be worth it.



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  6. 2017-10-09 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i just bookmarked this one tho

    http://www.adultwork.com/4284391



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  7. 2017-10-09 at 4:40 PM UTC
    #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Mq you are never worth having a serious discussion with

    Why's that? You don't like my questions?

    I fucking said, I WONDER WHY THAT DEFENSE DOESN'T WORK. (defense is about technicalities) I then laid out why I wonder so.

    Then you say, YOURE A STUPID DUMB CRIMINAL TO THINK THAT WORKS.

    .....

    Try to be reasonable when discussing something with me and I guarantee we can have a good discussion. It's pretty simple m8.
  8. 2017-10-09 at 4:51 PM UTC
    #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it works millions of times every day. but as with all crime and life itself there is always a slight risk. use your brain to limit that. life is shit if you don't take a risk from time to time.



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  9. 2017-10-09 at 4:58 PM UTC
    #49
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Mq you are never worth having a serious discussion with

  10. 2017-10-09 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #50
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist only for me

    most prostitutes are already on contraception anyway and they'd consider if you ask nicely.
  11. 2017-10-09 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader most prostitutes are already on contraception anyway and they'd consider if you ask nicely.

    yeah most



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  12. 2017-10-09 at 6:46 PM UTC
    #52
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah most

    i admire your faith.
  13. 2017-10-09 at 6:49 PM UTC
    #53
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by benny vader i admire your faith.

    Latter Day Saints
  14. 2017-10-09 at 7:46 PM UTC
    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Why's that? You don't like my questions?

    I fucking said, I WONDER WHY THAT DEFENSE DOESN'T WORK. (defense is about technicalities) I then laid out why I wonder so.

    Then you say, YOURE A STUPID DUMB CRIMINAL TO THINK THAT WORKS.

    …..

    Try to be reasonable when discussing something with me and I guarantee we can have a good discussion. It's pretty simple m8.

    Just molesting your goat mmmhat. I believe you're a good criminal, don't worry.
  15. 2017-10-09 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #55
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Dare I say, he might be my favorite
  16. 2017-10-09 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Just molesting your goat mmmhat. I believe you're a good criminal, don't worry.

    irl fite me
  17. 2017-10-10 at 2:05 AM UTC
    #57
    bling bling Dark Matter
    99p bleach for the slagz
  18. 2017-10-10 at 2:07 AM UTC
    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I wanna fuck a hooker but I'm afraid I won't be able to get a boner and it'll be a waste of money. Any tips?

    It's not a waste of money if you can't get a boner they are legally obligated to make your limp one ejaculate
  19. 2017-10-10 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #59
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat It's not a waste of money if you can't get a boner they are legally obligated to make your limp one ejaculate

    no, according to the word of the law, their only obligated to provide him with ORGASM,

    so its possible that they'd just give him a mandatory prostate simulation.
  20. 2017-10-10 at 4:41 AM UTC
    #60
    Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by benny vader no, according to the word of the law, their only obligated to provide him with ORGASM,

    so its possible that they'd just give him a mandatory prostate simulation.

    Orgasmic prostate stimulation is touch and go. Never surefire. My dad designed it that way.
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