HE COUNTS BLAHS IN A FACTORY!
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that aside, what's good dawg? Been a while, last major thing I remember you were on the brink of murdering your girl's mom lol. Where you at now?
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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.
I wish. Life would be so much easier. Gay dudes for the most part dont expect you to be stable and have money saved up, your own house, a nice car. All you need with them is a big dick and drugs to party with. Thats got to be the life.
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Fun fact...last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and .....it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.
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2017-09-30 at 9:02 PM UTC
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Passing a piss test
do a big turd in the test cup and put qibbly eyes on it
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man wtf with you people. i was curious about what was in the girls panties from about 8. i managed to get a few of the girls i played with or at school to show me. and i can still remember getting in and having a good old look and touch. just a shame i didn't really know what to do with it back then, but i knew there was some strange thing drawing me to it.
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Never trust a jedi. A jedi would smile in your face and sneer at you with their hooked nosed faces behind your back. As soon as you let your guard down the jedi will steal from you, but never directly by threats of violence or force, for the jedi is a coward. The jedi employs financial machinations, that, when understood will soon be seen for what they are. Vile manipulations among which usury, which God Himself has forbidden. But Godly matters do not concern the jedi, indeed, deception and destruction is all the jedi knows and those are the works of Satan. There are no honorable men among jedis, for the jedis are no men at all.
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2017-04-12 at 4:42 PM UTC
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Blood in my nut
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Originally posted by reject
How much do you have to jerk off to start cumming blood
A lot
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2017-04-09 at 11:01 AM UTC
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Blood in my nut
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
It happens when I jerk off too much but I only noticed a little while afterwards.
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the police as an organization are responsible for way more crimes than anyone they ever arrested.
the fact is that job attracts control freaks. the people who cannot stand not being in control of everything and everyone around them. the authorities take full advantage of these people, yet that doesn't excuse them.
that also explains why domestic violence commited by police officers is 12x the national average.
these people really are just horrible cunts.
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While "fuck da police" is a pretty juvenile attitude, critisizing american law enforcement even if you're not a direct victim of their actions certainly seems defensible. Most urban police officers are middle or lower class while the vast majority of their job is spent hindering the economic prospects of the lower class. Insert joke about stealing TVs being an economic strategy. I certainly don't think we should let crime go unchecked, but it seems pretty uncontroversial that the police are a mechanism by which poverty is perpetuated, even if you think that's 100% OK (and that's not an unreasonable position, the language here is kinda loaded). It's a systematic effect, in many ways we can say individual officers have a pretty minimal responsibility for this fact, but the fact that they serve some valid social function or are themselves working class doesn't mean criticism of the institution is invalid.
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2017-04-09 at 5:55 AM UTC
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Saturday Night live
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
saturday night live fucking sucks the big one lads
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2017-02-17 at 11:20 PM UTC
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Littering is gay
Bill Krozby cop strikes again.
Nothing can top sploo getting arrested for littering huffing whipped cream and throwing the can on the ground.
I only throw cigarette butts around but I try to smoke near an ashtray
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2017-02-17 at 6:14 AM UTC
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I need some boner help
Originally posted by CountBlah
Soooooo as I am getting older the ol hammer just aint as hard as it used to be. My doc gives me some viagra samples ery now and then but 4 every three months don't exactly cut it. Any shit out there I could buy legally/gray area that would help the old cock out?
not everything is 2020 in hindsight
haha i couldn't find a photo of the street sign so this came up on bing instead... see wut i did thar
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I think I heard this kid when I was playing halo once
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2017-02-16 at 5:46 AM UTC
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The Government doesn't exist.
I pay the police to ensure the proletariat class remains poor and easy to extract labor from, and above all to prevent them from representing meaningful economic challenge by owning the means of production. The police are very good at this job. Thank you police, your being class traitors ensures I don't have to work for a living.
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2017-02-16 at 5:43 AM UTC
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The Government doesn't exist.
Oh. Not me. I pay him to leaf me alone.
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2017-02-16 at 12:35 AM UTC
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I need some boner help
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2017-02-16 at 12:30 AM UTC
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The Government doesn't exist.
I don't believe in the state one damn, when have they ever helped me?. It's a literal police state out there, dog eat dog man.
The cops are just as power hungry as the gangsters.
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