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I was 100% convinced this thread was going to be about fucking niggers.
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2020-07-24 at 8:37 PM UTC
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bed divorce
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If I ever get married I'm going to make sure we have two seperate bedrooms because once I blow my load the woman is like a lava carpet and I'm a 10 year old playing lava carpet.
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Originally posted by stl1
VIDEO
I hate country music, even if it's satirical, but I upvoted for the titties.
I like tits more than I hate country music.
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Originally posted by mashlehash
nigger that's my neighbor I swear to god. Like forreal
It is now your duty to go over there and kneel on him.
Eye for an eye, kneel for a kneel.
It's biblical.
It has to be done.
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Originally posted by cigreting
m8 r u secs ofndr registrd
I've never been convicted of a sex crime but I register anyway because I prefer living my life on hard mode.
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I mistakenly handled your mom.
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2020-07-23 at 4:55 PM UTC
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Any era you could live in
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1890's. Pharmaceutical grade cocaine and heroin available for pennies at your neighbourhood pharmacy. Brothels on every corner. I'd just be sure to bring penicillin with me.
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2020-07-23 at 5:44 PM UTC
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I love everyone here
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Originally posted by mmQ
I'm the not sober where I woke up still buzzed and I'm just NURSING a few beers but I'm still just perpetually buzzed.
Yeah I guess I'm doing something rather similar.
I'm watching 90's movies. It's my favorite thing to do when I'm day drinking.
Watching Cruel Intentions right now.
I wanna do Sarah Michelle Gellar and also do coke with her out of her little crucifix thingy.
And I don't even really like blow.
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2020-07-23 at 5:36 PM UTC
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I love everyone here
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Originally posted by mmQ
But I'm not sober.
How not sober are you?
I'm currently working on my own sobriety issue.
I'm about 6 drinks deep but I think I need to start drinking faster because it's barely taking.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Us vs them? Meaning Dems vs Repubs?
People who kneel on toddlers vs people who don't kneel on toddlers.
I find myself somewhat more inclined towards the latter, but, in all fairness, I have not given the issue sufficiently due diligence.
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2020-07-22 at 3:38 AM UTC
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Spongebob is officially gay
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Ok legit question time... Was the crab guy meant to be thinly veiled anti-Semitism? Dude had an irrational love for money.
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Wait, you actually boned a professor? Straight up, you would gain like a million respect points for that.
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Originally posted by Grylls
UK is flooded with them, fucking up the NHS
It sounds like they're really pushing it to the limit.
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2020-07-20 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Queer public sex
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All sex is queer if you think about it. High IQ niggas don't even fuck with that shit because we elevated.
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2020-07-20 at 8:52 PM UTC
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Gf is stroking my cock
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When a chick is stroking my cock, the first thing I think about doing is going onto niggasin.space and posting about it.
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Originally posted by rabbitweed
How much would it cost me to get a virtual secretary do to this for me, I wonder?
Upwork, bro.
It's literally slave labor.
You can hire a Bangladeshi secretary for like $0.20 an hour.
It's not right, but it's a thing.
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what would you do if you had
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