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2018-11-17 at 4:30 AM UTC in Predict the FutureHelloThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 7:53 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 2:50 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.The book of Duderonomy instills within us the wisdom that true brotherhood (and sisterhood) means sharing one's sacred crystal stash, thus being a true Dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 2:46 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
Originally posted by HampTheToker Quarter of purple fruit punch Trump's your shitty ball, bro. Stimulants are fun, but you can't sustain that kind of lifestyle. I can't, anyway.
Ye, anything is possible with virtuous faith and devotion to the holy crystal.
Abraham was once instructed to sacrifice his son Isaac for a 2-point sac of meth, and he set out to carry out this task, even though it meant murdering his own son. The benevolent Methathustra intervened, and tossed Abraham an ounce of his finest ice.
He was thus rewarded for his faith.
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2018-11-16 at 6:16 AM UTC in This place is gay...Ok, I managed to find it... God only knows why I sought it out.
Let me preface this with the strongest NSFL caveat. I mean like, this shit haunts me to this day.
But for the morbidly curious, I give you an example of...
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2018-11-17 at 8:51 AM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)I remember, a couple years back, I met this tall, bosomy gal in a summer dress at the liquor store, and decided to talk to her on the walk home (we were both heading in the same direction).
I made some small talk. I wasn't too good at it, but I tried.
Then, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my place to have a few drinks with me.
She, surprisingly, said "yes."
So we have a few drinks, and then she invites me over to her apartment (the complex pretty much right next to mine). We have a fun evening. We kiss, we do the sex, etc.
It turns out she was an escort.
She didn't charge me, though. We were just two people having sex, and she just happens to have sex with people for a living.
Anyway, one day, she asked to borrow my car. I lent it to her, because, to be quite honest, I had grown a bit fond of her, and had a hard time saying no to her.
Well, she gets pulled over with a bunch of drugs and drug money in the car, and my vehicle is impounded for 30 days.
The impound fees totaled about $800 after that time had elapsed, and I simply couldn't afford to pay it at that time.
So, the moral of the story is: You're gonna end up paying for sex, one way or another.
It's a fact of life.
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2018-11-17 at 8:33 AM UTC in Do you like being American?Age of consent on Mars is 0.
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2018-11-17 at 2:09 PM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)
Originally posted by Sudo I dunno, it just seemed really cucky. I think prostitution should be government regulated and the benefits would be ridiculous
I agree.
I remember when backpage was shut down and I was genuinely concerned for my escort friend because she relied on that site to pay the bills. Luckily, leolist popped up as a replacement.
The people who were fighting to shutdown backpage didn't seem to consider the far-reaching implications it would have on some people's livelihood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-17 at 12:18 PM UTC in ITT We post a list of all the (psychoactive) drugs we've tried...Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-17 at 11:59 AM UTC in Aint nobody up in this bitch right now?
Originally posted by Technologist I appreciate that, but I don’t take credit for that, my Dad was taking care of me. You know how your Mom called you and knew something was up? Well when I was really in a vicious cycle with coccaine, I got a call from my Mom, she could feel that something was wrong. She’s 2 1/2 hrs away, and hadn’t seen my for a bit which wasn’t totally unusual, but somehow she knew I wasn’t in a good place. That was the beginning of getting sober. Like, how did she know??
Speaking of I’m going to see my 92 yr old Momma today. Her health isn’t great and I need to see her! She’s never asked us to come up when she’s sick, but she did this time; we had plans, but those can wait, Momma calls❤️
You still have to take full credit for your recovery. It's great that you had help, but that's not always sufficient to get through it all.
You handled the whole thing like a champ, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
And I hope you have a good time with your mom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-16 at 5:34 AM UTC in Lanny's solution for getting rid of all the homeless in San Francisco...They did something similar in Vancouver.
Right before the 2010 Winter Olympics, they shipped all the bums out to the rural Lower Mainland.
It's kind of a common strategy, actually.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-16 at 2:33 AM UTC in Hearing beep beeeep beep noise
Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb It's probably some construction going on close by. The government mandates when anything is going backwards that it makes a beeping sound as if an idiot would know what that beeping sound means.
When I hear beeps, I think swear words.
You've tainted my innocent ruminations with the devil's wordplay.
I may just let out a swear myself...
FUCK.
That feels better.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-16 at 3:07 AM UTC in Have You EverThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC in Fight to the death techniquesI'd use my social skills and charisma to befriend them and, then, 80 years later, when we're old friends in a retirement home, I'd switch his meds with poison or some shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-15 at 2:04 AM UTC in My mom just called me and she said I sounded "out of it"
Originally posted by Ghost Send her this thread
Her birthday's coming up, and I'm going to give her a few grand as a present.
It's not because money is some kind of substitute for love or anything like that, but it's because I've been a financial drain on her for so long, and only recently stumbled into a very high paying job.
Both my mom and dad told me this week how proud they are of me, and it meant the absolute world do me.
I'm so happy that I can finally repay them for all the money I cost them from being a deadbeat for all these years.
Plus, they get to brag to their friends about their son and his big important tech job.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-15 at 1:57 AM UTC in My mom just called me and she said I sounded "out of it"I still remember when I broke down into tears and told my mom I need to go to the methadone clinic.
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Mom, I love you. I don't say it often because I'm all emotionally stunted and what not, but I do.
There we go, I let out my feelings of love towards my mother on an Internet forum.
I suppose it's a start.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-11 at 2:56 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fireWell at least I know that, if I decide to rape a kitten or express hatred for gays, African-Americans, and other minorities, I have a safe haven here full of acceptance.
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2018-11-15 at 2:46 AM UTC in My mom just called me and she said I sounded "out of it"
Originally posted by Technologist My son is 21, and he put me through hell in his teens, now we are closer than ever. I kinda had a hard time getting beyond the hell he put me through, but I’ve moved past it; never stopped my unconditional love though.
We talk every day even if it’s just to text good morning and I love you! I’m pretty sure I’d cringe if he told me all the stuff he has (or is doing) during his “young, dumb, and stupid” days.
Well, sadly, I can't use the "young, dumb, and stupid" days excuse for much longer, since I'm in my mid 30's at this point.
But I do like being able to talk to her and put her at ease when I can.
My love for her is unconditional as well.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-14 at 11:38 PM UTC in Users you would doThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
