2018-11-17 at 8:51 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I remember, a couple years back, I met this tall, bosomy gal in a summer dress at the liquor store, and decided to talk to her on the walk home (we were both heading in the same direction).
I made some small talk. I wasn't too good at it, but I tried.
Then, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my place to have a few drinks with me.
She, surprisingly, said "yes."
So we have a few drinks, and then she invites me over to her apartment (the complex pretty much right next to mine). We have a fun evening. We kiss, we do the sex, etc.
It turns out she was an escort.
She didn't charge me, though. We were just two people having sex, and she just happens to have sex with people for a living.
Anyway, one day, she asked to borrow my car. I lent it to her, because, to be quite honest, I had grown a bit fond of her, and had a hard time saying no to her.
Well, she gets pulled over with a bunch of drugs and drug money in the car, and my vehicle is impounded for 30 days.
The impound fees totaled about $800 after that time had elapsed, and I simply couldn't afford to pay it at that time.
So, the moral of the story is: You're gonna end up paying for sex, one way or another.
It's a fact of life.
We don't all hire escorts, but, at the end of the day, we do pay to get laid.
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2018-11-17 at 9:14 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'd like to just hang out with a prostitute and learn about her life without making any sort of transaction. I could see myself as one of those benevolent pimps who think he's 'developing' his girls or whatever.
2018-11-17 at 11:26 AM UTC
Why Scron? You wouldn’t show your butt in dem jeans the other day!
2018-11-17 at 11:32 AM UTC
The moral of YOUR story. Geesh
I mean technically whenever two anyones fuck I guess there's some money involved like someone layed for gas to get to others house
Or someone payed for the car that thst they got bent over in
Etc
Idk
2018-11-17 at 11:42 AM UTC
Yeah. The meme is not if you're a complete Al-f-a male, but yeah, you almost always gotta pay to get your jet wet, especially if you hang around.
2018-11-17 at 11:55 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I liken myself to Romeo (of Shakespearean fame), because while I was infatuated with the aforementioned escort, pining over her like Romeo over Rosaline, I went out drinking to drown my sorrows, and ended up meeting a fantastic young lady from Vancouver Island.
We spent the night together, and then I went and visited her on the island the following week.
Fuck do I ever miss her.
The escort was my Rosaline, this other gal was my Juliet.
Star-crossed lovers and all that. :(
2018-11-17 at 11:57 AM UTC
Lol hey honest question zook are you still HIGH ON CRACK?
I can't tell either way and thsts a compliment
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2018-11-17 at 12:01 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Nah, just meth (and GHB and some benzos and alcohol) today.
2018-11-17 at 12:15 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Women are a waste of time and money. However, you can choose whether you want to spend more time, or more money
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2018-11-17 at 12:16 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Wait, so now we're talking about crack in the sex thread, and sex in the crack thread
2018-11-17 at 1:47 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've actually "pimped" out girls before and it's really, really not a great life. I would put their ads up and drive them to outcalls and stay close by for incalls. It's all drugs and crying and not worth it. Sometimes they will be busy as fuck and make 1k in a night but fuck, then at 5am you're doing coke with them and they're telling you how they were molested by their mom's boyfriend and their baby daddy used to beat them and they're blowing your buzz making you empathize with a sweaty makeuped whore.
All the time it takes them to get dressed up just to blow some stranger, it really is a depressing life. The naive illusions you people have in this thread are pathetic, especially Zanick as usual. Prostitution is a necessary vocation but it's shitty and depressing and the girls who get into it are broken and heartless. It's not good for a girl who's been mistreated to be offering her body for money. I never hit a prostitute but I did pull a knife when I was all fucked up.
Every prostitute just really wants to forget or gain a better understanding of what they're trying to forget. It's like they're apathetic to the world and their place as a pawn in it. You faggots are literally romantisizing that.
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2018-11-17 at 2:09 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Sudo
Why would you envy a whore? I don't think anyone ever has
Also, wtf? You're trying to play white knight here and yet you call them whores?
I'm thoroughly confused as to what you're driving at here.
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