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2018-11-25 at 12:42 AM UTC
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how 2 commit suicide
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Start with this:
And with a bit of imagination and redneck engineering (or lots of money and a professional education)...
You are
permanently high.
Think about it.
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2018-11-24 at 8:19 AM UTC
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Alexa needs to hacked.
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Basically, just recreate the whole "Tay" fiasco...
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Either that, or just straight up raise the damn zombie baby.
Get a nice house in the suburbs, enroll the kid in kids soccer or baseball or something.
Throw birthday parties.
Just do the whole family thing, but with a zombie baby.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Rape a catholic woman
Holy fuck that is like, the quintessential Unethical Life Pro Tip.
On the one hand, it's guaranteed to work (assuming she is inseminated during the rape).
But on the other hand, holy fuck...
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Also, it might be worth mentioning that my family/friends push me to be wayyyy more social than I naturally am.
I could socialize for maybe three weekends every six months and be fine which is something they do not understand. I genuinely hate making up excuses not to hangout but thankfully they have all learned over the years not to take it personally.
It even sorta irks me when my Dad gets invasive, but as you mentioned, I also sorta like it. I know he’s going to be gone one day and I’m going to be sadder than shit, so I try not to be annoyed when he does it.
That may be one fundamental element to the whole thing.
Some people consider biweekly visits totally normal.
Others might think social encounters twice a year are enough to sustain a friendship.
In many cases there could be a mismatch in expectations.
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Holy fuck, I had the awkward drug-dealer moment of the CENTURY today...
So A (we'll call him A), had hooked me up with a few hundred worth of crack before.
I always assumed there was an automatic commission or some other form of compensation for his third-party marketing and client-discovery.
Then today, I buy a zip (ounce) of meth off of him, and it gets to this really awkward point, kinda like when you're buying takeout (and picking it up yourself), and you're just not sure what the tipping protocol is.
Fuck, it was brutal.
I threw him $20 (on top of the $700 for the zip) and told him we'll talk more about it in the future.
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2018-11-22 at 5:08 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Nil
You would figure the post I quoted would crystallize the satirical nature of this magnificent thread, it's a comment on low effort and mundane, facebook tier even! posts. and the times we live in, in a general sense.
Deep.
One might even say,
stoner deep.
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2018-11-22 at 4:57 AM UTC
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Originally posted by HampTheToker
Could you put that in the form of a question?
Category: Boring Stoners for 400.
Answer: This NIS poster is boasting about the amusement incurred from shopping for hand sanitizer at a dollar store. What would a non-boring person say them to put them in their respective place?
Response (Question): My previous post (but with an inquisitive inflection - i.e. What is life re-evaluation after being confronted with a much less boring life that doesn't necessitate threads thereupon).
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I have to admit, as well, to a slight political bias with this thread.
You see, Jenkem Cartels in India have been running public street shitboxes and (over) charging for their use.
This is because human feces is the most vital precursor in illicit Jenkem.
Please help unfortunate Indians and Bangladeshi's from this monstrous crime.
Support artificial Jenkem alternative research, and decriminalization of clandestine Jenkem labs.
Posession of a scheduled II narcotic such as Jenkem is federally punishable.
Help fight the war on Jenkem.
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2018-11-22 at 4:35 AM UTC
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smoked a lil green
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I drank like a liter of whiskey, smoked a gram of meth, downed about 200mg Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, and popped some clonazepam and xanax, as well as took a few caps of GHB.
Yet do you see me making threads about going to dollar stores and shit?
Re-evaluate your life.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Laugh My Right Asshole Off?
As long as you still have the left one, you're fine.
Assholes are like kidneys; we get two, just in case.
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2018-11-19 at 1:53 PM UTC
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The Yerkes–Dodson law
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Also, I'd wager dollars to donuts that this thread isn't going to get many contributions from anyone but us, Odigo.
The plebeian masses are too good for attempts at self-improvement. :p
But we'll keep it going though; with the devotion of a soldier.
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Whenever I'm scoring drugs on the street, every, last, one of the people I encounter think I'm a cop.
I guess it;s because I'm 6'3, clean cut, dress alright, short hair, no tattoos, and I don't smell like cat piss or whatever these street people tend to smell like.
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Carding is still a thing in this day and age?
Well daggnabit.
If using stolen credit card information is so profitable, why sell the information and not use it yourself?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Posting on NIS, while waiting on my coworker to bring me a key 🙂
As in you're locked out of your key because you forgot it at home.
Or as in you're picking up a kilogram of cocaine and are actually hardcore as fuck.
(Also, please mail me some).
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I live in rural town that is basically a fuckton of farms surrounding some suburbs and a "downtown" area.
There are a LOT of derelicts and other unsavory characters at every turn.
But I like it.
It's not that far, nor much different (except the rural part), from the city I grew up in.
And, all in all, it is in the objectively best geographical region of the entire world: The Pacific North West (Vancouver, Vancouver Island, The Okanagan, Seattle, etc).
You ain't never lived right if you ain't been up in the North West Coast.
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This might be the most retarded thing I've ever read.
You're basically boasting about having no amphetamine tolerance, while also acknowledging that it gradually subsides until it is nonexistent.
Why do YOU do it, then?
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Once every hour, it is 4:20 somewhere.
Therefore, you should be toking once an hour.
And if you want to get a tad more philosophical on time, you could argue that there are actually gradations between timezone boundaries and that it is ALWAYS 4:20 somewhere in the world, in which case, you have to just smoke weed constantly and without any interruption whatsoever.
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