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2018-11-28 at 10:46 PM UTC
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I wanna dance with somebody...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Now make all the vowels bold
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS!
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Ganja-infused Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid Gel capsules.
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2018-11-28 at 11:48 AM UTC
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I wanna dance with somebody...
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2018-11-28 at 11:47 AM UTC
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I wanna dance with somebody...
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Fuck that is a classic song.
It's so hard not to feel good (and feel like dancing) when hearing it.
EDIT: Wow, I made a lot of typos for such a short post...
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2018-11-28 at 12:20 PM UTC
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Why do you post here?
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
what are you,
12 ?
That's actually a relevant quote, from a classic piece of literature, that really does concisely state why anyone posts in a place like this.
Admittedly, posting it as a handwritten font image was perhaps a bit too much in the style of a 90's Internet social media profile, but the sentiment was spot on.
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2018-11-28 at 1:39 PM UTC
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Jherking off to teacher porn
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I'm more into "jherking" off to preacher porn. It is basically the reversal of the whole Catholic church molestations controversy.
The difference is that the preacher is the sexy object of affection, and you role-play as a pre-teen choir boy.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
hey riser why do you have that gaylord with the nazi tat when you don't even have tats and aren't a nazi and cant grow a moustache?? serious question.
I just want to point out, yet again, that Nietzsche was not a Nazi or even a Nazi-sympathizer.
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Not to do any damage to the point you're trying to make or anything, but technically you could argue that everyone should experience every type of brain damage (as long as it's reversible, of course).
Actually, we're not far off from that in the neuroscience field. Repetitive Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation, as well as Transcranial Direct-Current Stimulation, offer the ability to stimulate receptors based on locality. Psychopharmacology only allows you to target specific receptors, which can have negative consequences (too much dopamine - schizophrenia; not enough dopamine - Parkinson's).
However, to get even more trippy, we are at a state where we are mucking around with chemogenetic techniques to actually ADD NEW DESIGNER RECEPTORS that we can design drugs specifically for.
Now that, the fact that we humans have been able to accomplish such scientific feats, that is a prime example of how powerful the mind can be.
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Debating if I should jerk my dick and eat this Chinese at the same time.
Just jerk the Chinese.
Get you some Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
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2018-11-27 at 9:19 PM UTC
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Gratitude
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I'm drowning in debt due to a long stretch of unemployment.
I have an infection in my foot that necessitates that I go all the way down to the hospital TWICE daily, which is a real hassle.
It's not super comfortable walking.
I'm starting to (re-)gain weight after having gone to the trouble of losing 100 lbs.
I'm single, and have been, technically, for over a decade.
But,
I'm somewhat happy nonetheless.
I'm currently in a weekly group therapy session that meets once a week to learn about and discuss character strength building exercises, as well as fostering gratitude.
I have a B.A. in psych, so I this isn't exactly new material for me.
But, when committing to the practices that they are teaching, I am actually noticing serious results. My overall nihilism and existential angst, my depression and anxiety, my loneliness, all of these negative emotions, are actually gradually subsiding.
The gratitude exercise is one where, each day, you focus on one thing you are grateful for.
I may be drowning in debt, but I'm not bankrupt or homeless.
I may have that infection, but at least it's most likely going to heal within a few weeks and I'll be back to normal, while there are people with incurable, degenerative diseases living out their final days.
Walking is currently uncomfortable, but I can walk. A substantial percentage of the population is wheelchair bound, often for life.
I can take control of my weight and lose it like I lost it before. I'm grateful for the fact that I managed to lose 100 lbs in the first place, rather than focusing on the remorse and guilt for letting myself go.
I'm single, but so are millions of others. Every day is a new day that brings new opportunities to find companionship. And even if I don't ever find that one true love, I am grateful that I got to experience it at least temporarily in the past.
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So, NIS, what are you grateful for?
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Originally posted by Ghost
You can vape my asshole bitch
If I do it more than once, am I serial vapist?
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2018-11-28 at 2:47 AM UTC
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will I be poor forever?
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Well there are two major schools of thought on the subject:
1. "It's impossible to just 'pull yourself up from your bootstraps'." People who are born poor will always remain poor, due to capitalism or something like that.
2. Your lot in life is malleable and can be influenced by the decisions you make, and the things you truly commit yourself to.
Personally, I lean more to the second way of thinking.
I'm a self-taught computer programmer, using freely-available YouTube videos, a few books here and there, and a whole lot of dedication to hobby projects to gain experience.
If your career is not up to your ambitions/standards, you can always resolve to change that and put in some hard work and a little ingenuity.
You will also have to take risks.
But it is, at least in my opinion, possible to transcend from rags to "riches".
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