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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Start off with a non-binding kinda lease.

    Give her one month to come up with a certain dollar amount.

    How hot is she, exactly?

    That will pretty much determine how much she can pull in.
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Back in 2004, before ATM skimming was as well-known by the general populace as it is now, a friend and I were constructing a skimmer ourselves.

    We modified the card reader to fit on the card slot. We set up a tiny spy cam so that it would blend in with the rest of the ATM (for monitoring the PIN). We staked out ATM's and watched them to determine how often they were refilled, how many customers used them during peak hours, and how much money each would take out on average.

    Man, we were gonna be hella rich. We estimated, conservatively, like a $100,000 return for a single night... Potentially way more... And if we did it at multiple ATM's (most likely in different cities), we'd have cleared a million in no time.

    But then, being barely out of our teenage years, we got into some petty rivalry over something stupid, and everything fell to pieces.

    I like to reminisce, tho.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Geese are very aggressive birds.

    Man, that they most definitely are.

    They attack people like crazy.

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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My fifth monitor is a 54" TV.

    It's all good.



    It just looks the same size as the main three because it's at the other side of the room. It also functions as my main TV too.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    How exactly are we defining "arrested"?

    I mean, if I count every time I've been handcuffed and tossed in the back of a cop car, I'd have to say dozens.

    If we're including being taken into the station and processed (finger prints, setting a court date, the whole nine yards), then I believe there are only two such occurrences. One was a DUI back in 2007. The other was when a friend and I were drunk and were caught stealing flags from atop this one big name Canadian store; also in 2007.

    I was especially deviant and careless in 2007 it seems.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You lied.

    You have 430 posts.

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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson how much did the dui end up costing you?

    Financially, I can't even really remember exactly... something upwards of a thousand dollars... I think maybe around $2k in fines, etc.

    I also had my license suspended for... I don't even remember. Six months? Maybe less, maybe more.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson on one occasion I pulled into a gas station drunk as hell and there were 6 cops chillin outside drinking coffee…got out of my car and fell flat on my face…they just looked at me and carried on with their coffee…guess they were on a coffee break, lucky me.

    Lol. That is pretty damn lucky.
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I wonder if it's legal to mail CP(carnivorous plants) using CP(canada post).
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by itybit Update please!

    Basically I've managed to get rid of the problem through a combination of the following:
    1. Learning to say "no" with a certain degree of consistency and assertiveness.
    2. Turning phone notifications off entirely at night, and not answering the door at all at night.
    3. Setting up all kinds of security cameras and sensors and warning lights/alarms to really show I mean business.

    If you stop feeding the wildlife, they eventually stop coming around.
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've never really understood the appeal of a strip club...

    I mean, it feels kind of analogous to going to an all-you-can-eat buffet just to look at the food for an hour and then go home hungry.

    I've been to my share of such establishments, but only when accompanying friends who insist on going.

    Although I have to admit that there are a couple of strip club activities on my bucket list...

    I've never stuffed a bill into a lady's undergarments, nor have I "made it rain".
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Damn right i am. I'm a hateful mean, vindictive spiteful son of a bitch. You feel all this rage inside of me?

    But despite all your rage... do you ever feel somewhat like a particular kind of rodent... trapped inside some kind of enclosure?
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I got raped assaulted mugged groped by black men in ga.

    Did they also rob you of all your commas?
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl 9/11 jokes how edgy was 7 about 2 blocks away when the towers fell.

    So you were there and you did nothing to stop it?

    Now what does that say about you?

    Traitor.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano That is the end goal here dingus

    If you're just a digital representation, you do realize how easily you could be deleted, right?

    That should scare anybody.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Thots and prayers.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I prefer Mao Zedong's adaptation... Chow Mein Kampf.
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